r/DiWHY • u/Palpitation_Dramatic • 4d ago

Camry edition

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442 Upvotes

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u/PepperPhoenix 4d ago

It looks like something someone would make to appeal to Deadpool, only to have him set it on fire while giggling at the word “carpool”.

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u/lawt 4d ago

Interesting new ASUS Router.

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u/danhoyuen 4d ago

My 2010s HyperX headset has the same color scheme.

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u/techwolfe 4d ago

This is the car equivalent of a person with way too many face piercings.

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u/produce_this 4d ago

Looks like the car version of strappy rave pants

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u/pm-me-asparagus 4d ago

How many face piercings are too many? Asking for a friend.

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u/AcanthisittaLeft2336 3d ago

50 is definitely too many

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u/justglassin317 4d ago

I'll never understand why anyone thinks it's cool or meaningful to have a tow hook attached to your car at all times. Totally makes me think of obnoxious piercings.

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u/CaterpillarThat6027 4d ago

Can’t tell what’s worse, the fact it’s saying Jesus is love or the 1,000,000 little plastic flaps

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u/Palpitation_Dramatic 4d ago

Wait until you find the Metallica sticker placement. Or the Camry plate on the roof

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u/Rustic-Cuss 4d ago

Jesus.

This one really doesn’t want to hit a Deer.

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u/hatecriminal 4d ago

If that hits a big bump, does all that shit fly off?

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u/dontforget2tip 4d ago

My money is on the Camry tag ripping off first

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u/hatecriminal 4d ago

More likely, Toyota will send a dealer to confiscate all branding and badges to avoid shame.

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u/flapjackboy 4d ago

This might also qualify under /r/schizophreniarides.

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u/darthshaver 3d ago

Absolute gold

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u/Astro_Akiyo 4d ago

Looks like a dom

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u/peenpeenpeen 4d ago

Tacticool

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u/Gattoconglistivali 4d ago

Parasite drag subscription (pay via refuel)

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u/Top-Telephone9013 4d ago

As a collector of action figures, I love it ngl

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u/Bushdr78 4d ago

more trim

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u/Accomplished-Ad3080 4d ago

This looks like it belongs to a dominatrix.

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u/IntrepidSoda 4d ago

It’s just a phase.

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u/Universally-Tired 4d ago

This looks like a Halloween costume for an 80s themed party, and the Toyota is dressed as Michael Jackson.

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u/Horror-Possible5709 4d ago

Eh. I’m not a car guy but there’s an entire subgroup of humans and a culture that would love this. And it’s also well done. Ive seen plenty of small town butcher jobs and this honestly is decent

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u/sealteam_sex 4d ago

In God we Crust

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u/ShutterHawk 4d ago

This car must be so fast.

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u/westcal98 4d ago

How should we hook it up to pull it? Let's just use these loops that are attached to the grill. That'll hold.

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u/Fr05t_B1t Dreamer 4d ago

It’s not DIWhy. It’s just “Why”

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u/Theslamstar 4d ago

Super cool yo

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u/kr4t0s007 4d ago

Went on Temi drunk and put all the Camry accessories in his basket?

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u/Iambro 4d ago

Is Temi like off brand Temu? :D

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u/Scott1574 4d ago

Someone has gone down the speed isle of the parts store.

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u/NaziPunksFkOff 4d ago edited 4d ago

That one, uh, "vent" below the side mirror says SPORTS and that's my favorite part. I want that for my car. I love SPORTS.

Also, the latches on the column. What's he gonna do, unlatch that panel? This isn't a cybertruck - I'm assuming the panels stay attached.

And finally the license plate on the rainshield over the roof. "Here are 600 inappropriately placed airfoils - and a dealer placeholder plate where it's definitely adding 1mpg to my usage".

Goddamn this is excellent.

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u/Valaj369 4d ago

The owner of this Audi B9 S4 - "Hold my beer"

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ib9Qj1oeCPGBqQjqJx

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u/Hungrygoomba 4d ago

Why do metallica dirty like that.

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u/uwillnotgotospace 4d ago

When you get far enough in Need For Speed: Underground, this is what your cars look like.

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u/Logically_Rhetorical 4d ago

You must not know about Mexican car culture.

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u/thriceness 4d ago

Care to explain? Is this a normal thing in that context?

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u/Logically_Rhetorical 3d ago

9/10 if a person has every piece of flair AutoZone has available, on their car…

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u/Reasonable-Eye8632 4d ago

honestly? this would be a pretty cool car in a video game.

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u/7grendel 4d ago

Can you imagine the noise if youre highway driving? All those bits have got to be screaming.

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u/PM_ME_UR_ROUND_ASS 15h ago

Not just noise - that thing's probably getting like 12 mpg now with all that drag, its basicaly wearing a parachute at highway speeds.

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u/Perfect-Swordfish636 4d ago

Just imagine what the owner looks like

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u/-widget- 4d ago

This car.

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u/Deses 4d ago

Ready for the next Mad Max movie.

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u/cyber_hamster12 4d ago

nice car looks cool af

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u/Plaston_ 4d ago

*Virgin edition

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u/DirtySilicon 4d ago

It's definitely ugly but it's got character. Reminds me of the Javelina or other Nomad cars from Cyberpunk 2077.

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u/New-Training4004 4d ago

As long as they drive like a decent person, I’m fine with some mad-max-ification

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u/Hungry-Fix-3080 3d ago

Hmm looks like he crashed into a bikers jacket shop.

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u/OlManYellinAtClouds 3d ago

Look up battle cars. This is the new car mod that seems to be catching on.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 3d ago

Maybe they just love extra wind noise while driving.

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u/LoneStarHome80 3d ago

I guess this would be one way of covering up hail damage.

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u/SlyFoxInACave 3d ago

That Camry is cosplaying as a Heep

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u/Revent10 3d ago

the "gas station bones pill" of cars

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u/Darthdrwho 3d ago

Afraid of deer?

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u/BitWide722 3d ago

Someone got a few AutoZone gift cards and decided to go ape shit

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u/justLookingForLogic 3d ago

Who remembers when hot topic sold clothes that look like this?

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u/jbann55 3d ago

My stock 97 ranger is faster. I can already tell.

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u/fleabus412 3d ago

The ol pontiac treatment

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u/photonynikon 3d ago

Your god has forsaken you

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u/Danny2Sick 3d ago

There's something hilarious to me about the idea of driving this super responsibly around town! Just use your signal and be really polite and patient.

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u/Drudgework 3d ago

I can feel my MPG dropping just looking at it…

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u/raidengl 3d ago

Does any of that stuff actually help with aerodynamics or make the car faster?

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u/Apokolypse09 3d ago

If body dysmorphia was a car.

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u/VisibleRoad3504 3d ago

You should see the owner, 20 piercings and 50 tatoos.

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u/AQ-XJZQ-eAFqCqzr-Va 3d ago

TIL they make garters for cars.

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u/Goofcheese0623 3d ago

Guy went on a car accessory site and just added everything to the cart

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u/Economy-Brother-3509 2d ago

He looks like an amazon flexer

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u/Braincake87 2d ago

Is this the Temu test bed Camry?

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u/NycAlex 2d ago

Madmax @ costco

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u/Nonlethalrtard 2d ago

More vents more horsepower

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u/MURMEC 2d ago

Camry owners need to vent

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u/WomanOfEld 2d ago

There used to be a black pickup truck in Sussex County, NJ, that was completely bedecked in chrome skulls with red LED eyes, and spikes, and all sorts of douchey dongles. It looked hideous.

When he eventually tried to sell it, I sent a link to my friend because we used to laugh about it all the time.

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u/_Melody_To_Funkytown 2d ago

Guys wears jnco jeans

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u/jdamion 2d ago

Have you seen the new youth pastors car?

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u/trackthompson 2d ago

Looks like a “Beat It” jacket

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u/elboyoloco1 2d ago

r/Shitty_Car_Mods will love this

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u/Palpitation_Dramatic 2d ago

Thats the sub i was looking for, I had forgot the bame

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u/Suspendrz 1d ago

That looks like the piercings on a depressed millennial.

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u/Nepeta33 1d ago

I mean, i like the color scheme.

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u/lolococo29 1d ago

Why does it have nipple rings?!

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u/DrunkenDude123 1d ago

The stop sign might as well be a part of the car at this point

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u/Aderka420 1d ago

Lmao the fake ass tow straps along the front like tiddy tassels from the grill and shit.

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u/TLighT05 10h ago

That my friends is a decepticon.🤯

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u/DonForgo 4d ago

OP reposted his own post within a minute, is this how Reddit has evolved?

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u/Palpitation_Dramatic 4d ago

Wtf, I didnt even notice.

I think i broke reddit as I edited the post as it was uploading.

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u/BlueMoonBreaker 4d ago

Daredevil if he drove a Car...Would it be called a Darecar or a Devilcar tho???