r/DidntKnowIWantedThat 11d ago

Game Changer?

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u/AGlassOfMilk 11d ago edited 9d ago

The worst remix of a Michael Jackson song I have ever heard.

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u/Simen155 11d ago

And thats a really low bar

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u/bklyn44 9d ago

The bar was on the ground and they brought a shovel.

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u/Natomiast 11d ago

I like shooting with a knife

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u/ScrumptiousJazz 10d ago

Not even a remix, just a shitty beat slammed on top

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u/Ethogenesis 9d ago

I think it was remixed into Brazilian Fonk. It’s got the boom cha cha, boom cha that every one of those songs has

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u/RJWeaver 9d ago

Fr what’s with the low quality MJ sounds.

Reddit is fucking surreal atm.

Posts with no thought, no agenda, no aim.

🍄

Push the narrative that nothing is enough.

See the way in which we separate when we could become one. Peace. Love. Unity.

It’s not that hard to find.

Dive into the singularity.

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u/sdkurt9 11d ago

I swear, that's a Lego piece that's reciprocating on top...

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 11d ago edited 10d ago

LEGO eyeing up the optics market right now.

BRAND NEW LEGO OPERATIVE® LEGO HOLOGRAPHIC SIGHT Age 8+, 16pcs

LEGO BINOCULAL 2-8X Age 11+, 62pcs

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u/Neosantana 11d ago

And they'll somehow cost as much as a goddamn Leupold scope

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u/RepresentativeAd560 9d ago

Leave the pieces lying around for a new understanding of the phrase "Going loud"

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u/FP_Daniel 10d ago

The website actually has a photo with a LEGO mini figure on that spot

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u/mathishammel 11d ago

Perhaps to change the recoil strength by adding small lego-sized weights?

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u/DanteTrd 11d ago

Michael Jackson died a second time when he heard this remix. What awful music

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u/Sad-Set-5817 10d ago

brazilian boom clap michael jackson remix?? what even is this

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u/zack_hunter 10d ago

Not even my people can make something this shitty

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u/Inglebeargy 10d ago

“Boom clap” just reminded me of my mum hating me listening to my Walkman on trips/holidays etc. “all I can hear is that bloody “”bum tiss bum tiss bum tissin!!!””

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u/K4k4shi 11d ago

How is this for work? Excel and stuff

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u/Von_Cheesebiscuit 11d ago

Depends. How badly do you want your coworkers to laugh at you?

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u/The_Billy_Dee 11d ago

"...Why am I using this silly thing you ask?"

"I'm practicing Sharon..."

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u/Platinumdogshit 10d ago

I think you'd get a different reaction out of this thing if you work at a school

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u/Kyle-Is-My-Name 7d ago

"Sup bruh! I just copped a switchy for my Chromebook. Mrs. Champion gonna crash out when I up the MouseGlock and air out the computer lab!"

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u/zegapainx 11d ago

This comment made me laugh too hard 🤣

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u/Appropriate_Top1737 10d ago

SECOND AMENDMENT SHALL NOT BE INGRIMGED

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u/MrStoneV 10d ago

I mean can I make it as fast as a MG3 and very very loud?

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u/Zar_Ethos 10d ago

This would be the most American mouse in the office...

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u/lazypsyco 10d ago

Sounds like you've never tried using a steering wheel to operate excel!

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u/ASpaceOstrich 9d ago

There's mice exactly the same as this but without the gun shaped top. They're ergonomic mice that are meant to prevent carpal tunnel. They work just fine

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u/localtuned 6d ago

Looks ergonomic.

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u/Professional_Flicker 11d ago

When Americans start doing online school.

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u/schlootzmcgootz 11d ago

Goddamn this is sadly hilarious.

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u/El-Tigre1337 10d ago

Holy shit that’s funny

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u/blackmagickitz 10d ago

Fuck I needed a good laugh today. Thank you man, was not expecting it😂

*so messed up that this happens so often here

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u/LTIRfortheWIN 10d ago

Hilarious

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u/Impossible-Bet-223 8d ago

Suuuch a good joke bro looool.

But also awwwww :(

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u/JROCC_CA 10d ago

Got damn!

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u/thegamer501 11d ago

Shoots a sniper rifle

Mouse Flies off of desk

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u/Jonnyyrage 7d ago

Desk pop to a whole new level.

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u/ValhallasRevenge 11d ago

These things sucked at the arcade 20 years ago, and I can almost guarantee you they suck now.

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

Its just a mouse with a pistol grip. Kind of like an ergonomic mouse but not ergonomic.

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u/eatabean 11d ago

But why is a pistol built like it is if it isn't ergonomic?

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

A pistol and a mouse are 2 different things. If it was a pistol sure its ergonomic. But as a mouse thats not a good way to hold up your wrist for a long time

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u/Extreme_Design6936 11d ago

Isn't it a similar position to the ergonomic mice with the rolling ball? Still different so probably not ideal.

Normal mice aren't good ergonomically for long periods of time.

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

I have the logitec ergonomic mouse. And it curves more to the left so its a more relaxed position. But ofcourse its not a gming mouse, cant hit shit with my ergonomic mouse.

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u/403Verboten 10d ago

Mine also curves more to the left. 😏

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u/Dop4miN 9d ago

I think we got the same model bruv

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u/KnightLBerg 11d ago

With normal mice you hold your hand horizontally

With pistol mouse you hold your hand vertically

With ergonomic mouse its in between. This thing is just as bad as normal mice but in the other direction.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 10d ago

So we need a mouse with a pistol grip rotated ~45°?

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u/Andyham 11d ago

My penis is also ergonomic, but I wouldnt use it as a paint brush.

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u/Meecus570 11d ago

Pricasso

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u/childofsolace 9d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Leading-Ball6062 3d ago

In all fairness you can 360 with a flick of the wrist but with a gun i don't think anyone is giving the 360 headshot. But I still want this mouse just because how fun would zombies be with this

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u/meepiquitous 11d ago

Actually, it looks similar to the ergo mouse by 3M.

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u/ShylokVakarian 11d ago

Speak for yourself, I loved the gun controller for Time Crisis 4.

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u/Acojonancio 11d ago

It's just a vertical mouse. I don't think they improved anything since then.

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u/the_frgtn_drgn 10d ago

You want to aim up? Push forward instead of point up

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u/Probolone 6d ago

I think the thing is it has the built in kickback counter

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u/tumblerrjin 11d ago

No one’s mentioning how shit that song is and its making me doubt our future more than the handgun mouse

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u/GiornoGio 11d ago

There's a comment 2hrs earlier than yours with more upvotes talking about how shit the song is.

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u/GKBilian 11d ago

Michael Jackson was so close, Beat It just needed a generic trap edm beat on top.

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u/Smooth_Maul 10d ago

That's neither trap nor EDM, my dude. It's closer to Afrobeats or UK Grime.

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u/Lobster_fest 10d ago

generic trap edm beat on top.

Listen, it's a bad edit, but that's not what that is lmao

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u/xadrus1799 10d ago

No one is literally every second comment lol

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u/Magichunter148 11d ago edited 10d ago

Scroll with mute, it makes the site more bearable

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u/M00nWizardz 10d ago

Turned on the audio to understand your comment and god damn… those “claps” are disgusting

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u/Jerrygarciasnipple 11d ago

“Someone made a bad remix now I have no faith in humanity 😞”

Ok doomer

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u/Kilometer10 11d ago edited 11d ago

How does it aim up?

Edit: Oh, it’s just a normal mouse. You don’t actually move or tilt the ‘handle’ in the direction you want to aim..

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

Just like with a normal mouse. You move up.

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u/Gusstave 11d ago

Sounds so much worse than a regular mouse.

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

Yea 100% would the 'recoil' also not guck with your accuracy. I would lose my mind in cs if i had ro fight recoil in game and in real life

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u/Not_Here38 11d ago

I sense a whole rabbit hole of a project linking the different amounts of recoil from the various weapons to physical feedback from the 'mouse', little kick for the Tch9 vs the most the hardware can simulate for AWP...

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

Oh my god. Still a shit concept for like competitive games. Bit for like single player immersion that would be cool!

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u/SkyGuy5799 7d ago

Maybe if somehow it was advanced enough to shake itself in the direction of the actual recoil, and disable the mouse while it jerks due to recoil... Nah still trash

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u/Deraga07 7d ago

The recoil looks like a piece of Lego set.

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u/SwissMoose 11d ago

There is some confusion here. "Up" in this case actually means moving the mouse surface forward on a mouse pad plane. Not "Up", off of the mousepad like you would with a lightgun.

Mixing two well known control mechanisms like this with two different orientations is pretty stupid. You can actually see the player try to twist the controller a little like it would affect his aim. But that's not how a single mouse sensor works.

The haptics are cool though

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u/Kilometer10 11d ago

I don’t see it moving up in the video when the sights on the screen move up 🤔

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u/FluckyJones 11d ago

He does but he’s playing counter strike which most players have a very low sensitivity.

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u/mohly 11d ago

In CS there is a recoil mechanic that moves your cursor upwards so you need to counter move it down so it basically stays in place, you can watch some yt videos on "Cs recoil control"

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u/jelockBE 11d ago

You can see the aim move when he moves the mouse though? Waaaay to high of a sensitivity but you can see it move.

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u/tasty_iron 11d ago

It's called recoil.

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u/BrohanGutenburg 11d ago

Watch the moment when he kills the dude above him on the stairs. His sights clearly move up as he slides the “mouse” forward

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u/AlexMil0 11d ago

It’s really just a mouse, the tip of the “barrel” has no purpose other than making it look like a gun.

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u/Sharpymarkr 11d ago

I had the same suspicion when they shot the person on the stairs, so I rewatched it several times. It does look like they push the mouse forward to aim up.

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u/SverhU 11d ago edited 10d ago

I had vertical mouse (this what is it. but with tunning) back in my digital design years. They were made in first place to help with "mouse arm syndrome" (carpal tunnel syndrome). And i had problems with my hand so decided to check this one.

Hated it from day one. Thought that i need time to get used to. Tried to get used to it for like half a year. But it so unintuitive. That i throw it away and bought drawing tablet.

So no. Its not a game changer. Its a product made to hate your time behind PC even more

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u/savemejebu5 10d ago

Yeah, that makes sense. This looks more like a recoil magnifier / game worsener

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u/Chaotic-Entropy 11d ago

Errr... not sure this particular device is aiming to combat RSI.

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u/Wartickler 11d ago

what if the gun you're shooting in the game isn't a machine gun?

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u/SpitFiya7171 8d ago

Well it is now

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u/Impressive_Moose1602 3d ago

There's a switch on it just like there would be in the game as well

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u/Wartickler 3d ago

well what if the game I'm shooting in the game isn't firing at that speed? like, a pulse gun or an RPG?

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u/noonen000z 11d ago

My wrist hurts already.

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u/The_Billy_Dee 11d ago

I feel the upright position is actually more ergonomic for my wrist than a traditional mouse. I have an ergonomic mouse for work and your hand sits on it in a similar fashion.

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u/WorkinAlpaca 11d ago

been using a vert mouse for gaming for 2 years now. i have completely lost all wrist pain i used to get after a couple hour session

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u/Zeke13z 9d ago

How long did it take you to adapt? Got a buddy who uses one and after he told me it took him like 7 months to return his kdr to normal mouse levels. That killed my desire to want one.

Knew someone who used DVORAK too who convinced me to give it a solid go for about 5 weeks. Started going well until I needed a laptop for school and I still hadn't memorized the layout for it. Was pretty amusing watching my buddies try to type on it. Also kinda sucked rebinding every single key to game on though.

"Alternative tech" like this makes me envious of people who don't give up and see it through.

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u/WorkinAlpaca 9d ago

so i would say that it took me only about a month or so for it to really "click".

the biggest hurdle is the muscles you use to aim are different than a horizontal mouse. so it takes a bit of re-learning to get used to it, but i would say if you genuinely have interest in the swap (i would recommend to any FPS game tbh) do what i did in the beginning, every 2 weeks, i would use the vert for 1 week until i felt comfortable, or the horizontal started to feel less comfortable.

you'd be surprised after only a couple weeks how much a normal mouse actually strains your arm/wrist in ways i guess the body doesn't fully relay back. just keep at it, and make sure to get one that feels comfortable to you.

i am actually gonna be getting this mouse here soon as i seriously want the feedback in a gaming mouse. so if i remember to update when i get it, i will!

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u/Nayero 7d ago

What vertical mouse are you using?

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u/WorkinAlpaca 6d ago

unfortunately, i can't find the one i have on amazon anymore, but it wasn't a super expensive one. i went cheaper with my first one just to try, and it still works a couple years later

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u/LightofAngels 9d ago

What are the benefits of using DVORAK over normal QWERTY, from your experience? Did you feel more productive? More effective?

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u/Zeke13z 9d ago

Pretty much the only benefit is typing speed (and if you're into it, the pompous bragging rights). I maybe got within 20 percent of my typing speed of qwerty but I was definitely not on par. Pair that with every single game needing a rebind and my laptop keys not being swappable at the time and I eventually gave up and switched back.

I'd imagine this is about as mentally hard as a blind person getting fluent in pig latin (blind being relative because there's no visual context that can help the learner). Your brain knows the words, just doesn't memorize the right way to compile the letters into the word you want. Yes you can single finger type all day like you can think hard and rearrange English into pig latin but mastering is wildly different.

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u/Cypher26 8d ago

What mouse do you use?

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u/ernandziri 7d ago

Then you should consider getting a vertical mouse

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u/UrbanArtifact 11d ago

There was something like this already made. LGR has a video on it.

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u/TheAnimeKnower36 10d ago

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

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u/DefTheOcelot 10d ago

What the fuck no

No fucking ergonomics here ew

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u/Axiproto 10d ago

This looks very gimmicky and probably harder to use for FPS than a regular mouse.

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 10d ago

Pretty cool of OP to not provide a link

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u/Black_cloud_97 10d ago

Worst MJ remix ever

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u/kbzstudios 10d ago

Great if you’re playing OG Doom and don’t have to aim vertically!

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u/Usual_Singer_4222 8d ago

At first i thought it was some lego device because of the two studs on top. Perfect for a minifig lol

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u/NoJohns137 8d ago

Is there a sensor detecting when you rotate it? This would be incredibly stupid if you can’t aim that way and actually need to move the mouse left and right to affect your aim.

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u/Seebs614 10d ago

I really want this just so i can show up to meetings at work with my gun mouse. Excel and powerpoint presentations will never be the same again.

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u/tideshark 11d ago

So… a spray and pray controller?

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u/BetterTown8098 11d ago

Is the top bit compatible with lego?

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u/MaskedBunny 11d ago

That's what I want to know

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u/CRO553R 11d ago

Duck Hunt 2.0

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u/Bocabart 11d ago

I won one of these about 20 years ago and it’s basically the same thing but it’s just a mouse. You would think you can pick it up and shoot it at the screen like old arcade games or Duck Hunt but no. It’s literally just a mouse that’s gun shaped

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u/WorkinAlpaca 11d ago

as a vert mouse enjoyer. i would kill for some kind of vibration like a console controller

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u/Iloveherthismuch 11d ago

Mans got a switch on his mouse.

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u/MasterYargle 11d ago

This would be sick if it was like a vr kinda setup lol

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u/l7eadly 11d ago

Na, the game is still the same.

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u/KenpachiNexus 11d ago

that looks painful.

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u/devavillanueva 11d ago

I must have this but for a normal mouse, clicking the life away from all files lol

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u/MonkyTaint 10d ago

Reminds me of that crappy "3D" mouse thing LGR reviewed

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u/RiverOfJudgement 10d ago

This is fucking stupid actually.

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u/Mike_Raphone99 10d ago

I shoot left handed but game right handed :(

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u/MinnesnowdaDad 10d ago

Would be great if you didn’t also need to track up and down

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u/TerabyteRD 10d ago

fuck the mouse, i'm more interested in the m4a4 skin with around 20,000usd worth of stickers applied to it

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u/Hugh_Jampton 10d ago

Do not want

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u/N3vvyn 10d ago

And here's the console players disabling vibration to help with precision aim...

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u/Bogart745 10d ago

So you’re taking away the fine control you get with your fingers on a regular mouse. This is a terrible product

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u/ModernistGames 9d ago

It's $120 FYI

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u/ntkwwwm 9d ago

This is cool if you can have 2 mice plugged in at the same time. Switch to normal mouse for normal use. Switch to gun mouse for fps.

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u/TheKubesStore 9d ago

It’s so my right hand can stay in grip position 👌

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u/TheBrackishGoat 9d ago

Everyone out here trying to reduce recoil in shooter games, and you made a mouse with recoil?

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u/malkamok 9d ago

I'm impressed by how stupid and uncomfortable this looks.

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u/MaximumGlum9503 9d ago

Short controlled bursts

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u/soul_separately_recs 9d ago

does it have a safety?

does it jam when it gets cold?

suppressor accessories?

recoil?

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u/Grumptastic2000 9d ago

$250 on Ali express , out of your mind for that price it should be metal and also be a lighter.

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u/No-Mycologist-3835 9d ago

So you cant aim vertically?

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u/osogordo 9d ago

I had something like this a couple decades ago probably. It wasn’t good.

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u/neuromancertr 8d ago

Search “Tin and Jar” and “Recoil”. You are welcome

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u/theshaggieman 8d ago

Could I use this to edit videos

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u/ThyDuck 8d ago

Neat, but I don't want it

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u/Jolly-Elderberry-523 8d ago

If it doesn’t fire while synced at the same rate as the gun you’re using in game, it’s a disruptive gimmick.

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u/the_life_of_cat 8d ago

So can this act as an auto clicker too? I know there's plenty and plenty and plenty of Auto clickers available but it would be kind of funny to use this instead

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u/Swoobles42 8d ago

Even videos couldn't hid that we would be turning the gun-mouse" which does some weird movement motion, gonna be hard to hold sprays with that grip

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u/MidnightNo1766 8d ago

I don't know if it's going to work as well as you'd think it would. Since it's got a gun handle, the natural motion would be to turn your wrist to aim but since it's a mouse you'd actually have to move the whole gun back and forth. I just don't think it would work out the way one would think it should.

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u/jonbivo 8d ago

Dawid does tech stuff did a video on this in his YouTube, those kinds of mice suck.

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u/NicolasCZ224 8d ago

What a stupid product

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u/TheCapedCrepe 7d ago

How do you look up and down

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u/theshadow62 7d ago

Why would you have to ruin what would otherwise have been a very cool video with that stupid ass music playing over the actual sound of the video?

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u/justbiteme2k 7d ago

It's to get around the repost bot detection I'd imagine. The bot finds a popular video, waits 2 days, trims the start and end, changes the audio track and reposts. Reddit thinks it's new.

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u/oX_deLa 7d ago

they are trying to push this design for mice since the early 90'......it never took off for a reason. Its unconfortable and doesnt bring any advantage for users.

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u/PendejoDeMexico 7d ago

Is that Lego piece #3039 ?

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u/Liquidationbird 7d ago

Pro tip: Muting the video makes it watchable

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 3d ago

but is it lego compatible?

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u/laterslader 11d ago

The vibrating would mess with aim I’d imagine. Just like most COD pros don’t use vibration on their controllers. Same concept.

I’d imagine it’s cool for casual gamers tho. Although how casual are you playing on a PC let’s be honest.

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u/MisterSlosh 11d ago

Real big "Time Crisis at home" energy.

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u/PuppyLover2208 10d ago

Are the top two nubbins meant to be Lego or

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u/Sea_Biscotti_5027 10d ago

Just need good response game!!!

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u/dreevsa 10d ago

The batteries tho

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u/MysticMaven 10d ago

Lololol pc gamers keep making stuff to turn their PCs into consoles 🤦‍♂️

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u/defiantcross 9d ago

Only use for this is at work for Excel

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u/ThatMycoFool 9d ago

Seems like a bad idea if your house ever gets swatted lol

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u/Drenkrod_McNugget 9d ago

We've cycled back to the late 90s era of overly-specific gimmick mice for gaming

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u/thebestdogeevr 10d ago

Who's upvoting this shit? If professional esport players thought a vertical mouse was a game changer, they'd already be using it. This is just a stupid gimmick

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u/nemophares 9d ago

That sh g a y