r/DidntKnowIWantedThat • u/soyBabel • 5d ago

Men's ultimate dream

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u/lxXBoatXxl 4d ago

I feel like you got paid to make this post

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u/XI-RE 4d ago

Scammy youtubers trying to dropship shitty toys from alibaba... nothing satisfying unless they step on LEGOa in the end of the video... which they do not

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u/Axedelic 1d ago

these are also not biodegradable at all. just because you can’t see the chemicals seeping into the soil doesn’t mean it isn’t happening. and i KNOW the idiots that play with these kinds of things would never spend the time to clean up the mess after.

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u/lestat01 4d ago

I must be a woman...

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u/fangeld 8h ago

I was gonna say a boy's ultimate dream but this is funnier.

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u/StreetsAhead123 4d ago

At what point could you just buy a gun 

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u/Hank_of_the_Hill93 2d ago

Ah yes, my ultimate dream. Shooting objects from 10 feet away in my basement with an expensive toy.... Does it come with a stars and stripes punisher sticker?

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u/BRUISE_WILLIS 4d ago

There’s a reason why toy guns have bright orange muzzles

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u/The-WiXXer 4d ago

r/USdefaultism

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u/BRUISE_WILLIS 4d ago

Didn’t realize Europeans worshipped AR clones like this. This is painfully American.

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u/The-WiXXer 4d ago edited 4d ago

Yeah but my point was there are a lot of countries where toy guns don't need to have a orange muzzle

Edit: also who said anything about Europe? there are more places in the world than USA and Europe.

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u/GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO 1d ago

Vegan machine gun

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u/HalfLawKiss 1d ago

Wow so this is how I learn I'm not a man.

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u/JakeForever 1d ago

Hey gurl!

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u/daybeforetheday 1d ago

Never have I felt more like an Australian woman.

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u/JakeForever 1d ago

Hey gurl!

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u/PizzaTime09 1d ago

This seems to appeal to boys not men.

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u/Drycon 1d ago

We have different definitions of men OP.

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u/Rhinograd 1d ago

Didn't say adult man...

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u/hdckurdsasgjihvhhfdb 1d ago

This is one of the most American ads I’ve seen recently

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u/BertRenolds 1d ago

This was underwhelming at best

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 4d ago

Bring that to the next Tesla protest