Brandy walked out of the relationship with nothing more than she had when she came into it. She didn’t need those luxuries anyways, she told herself. But deep down she regretted stealing from Tad and getting put out on the streets naked.

[u/SpotMama]

[u/I_might_be_weasel]

Bitch, you is ded.

[u/rydzaj5d → u/I_might_be_weasel]

(Laughing out loud in a doctor’s waiting room) I read the remark first, knew it had to be you. (And fuck all of you idiots who are staring. Laughter IS the best medicine)

[u/SpotMama → u/I_might_be_weasel]

Like a phoenix, Brandy will rise…jk, she ded.

[u/cynicsim]

Cool, guess I'm a vegan now.

[u/the_lonely_poster → u/cynicsim]

This just happened because the dude didn't watch his smoker properly or set it up properly and got a grease fire.

[u/cynicsim → u/the_lonely_poster]

Yea, but it looks real gruesome, like a tiny persons corpse, and suddenly meat just sounds/looks appalling to me. 🫠 That's just me though.

[u/Neither-Attention940]

Since she had no clothes she decided she’d hit the tanning bed and maybe find a nude beach 😏

[u/light-bringer-1]

I must be really stoned. I see an elephant on the grill.