r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/Wonkas_Willy69 • 2d ago

Jump Scare

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You would think anyone who invests would read a book about the trade. Zoom out….

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u/IntelligentSwans 2d ago

If you are jumping you're not an investor. You're just stupid

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u/Kwerby 2d ago

Bro probably bought a bunch of call options

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u/Matthewx777 Rides the Short Bus 1d ago

I bought even more on the dip. I had ITM call options until 2nd half of Febrary happened. Now that the market has dropped due to tariffs I'm doubling down on them.

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u/MagnaFumigans 1d ago

Where is Crocodile Dundee when you need him

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u/Azalzaal 2d ago

You’ve just entered The Twilight Line

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u/suarquar 1d ago

Minor inconvenience occurs

GUESS ILL END IT ALL

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u/CODENAMEDERPY 20h ago

That whiteout over the username is giving Saddam Hussein.