r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/hello87534 Anti-Doomer • 2d ago

The End is Near! The world is currently ending

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u/Kwerby 2d ago

Starting to think maybe human sacrifices were voluntary back in the day

“Damn the weather was really bad yesterday, this must be the sign of the end times, i guess i’ll just let the head priest rip my heart out”

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u/merlin469 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

You might be onto somethiing. I'm sure there were crazy rants for the entirety of history.

"World's ending. Our crops will never recover. The temperature dropped 10 degrees, we're going to freeze to death."

"Dude, it's June."

"Damn it. Bill just jumped in the volcano while mumbling something something STFU."

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u/ConstructionPrize206 2d ago

It's Chicago, they're gonna loot and riot. Plan? No one there had a plan beyond their next come up.

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u/iknowsomeguy 1d ago

Chicago can't tell if the Russians invaded or the Bulls won the finals.

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u/ConstructionPrize206 1d ago

Or if a freight train full of 🔫 is being heisted in broad daylight. CBS covers it here

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u/EddiesDirtyCouch 2d ago

The world's been ending here for a while lmao

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u/PowerfulPop6292 2d ago

Get out of Chicago!

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u/localguideseo 1d ago

I'm trying to, like 60% of the people here are brainwashed. It's crazy.

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u/plubem Phd in MEMEs 23h ago

I left a bit ago, best decision ever.

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u/seruzawa 1d ago

A year before! Better yet, now!!

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u/Sixguns1977 2d ago

Survival in those situations is going to be a lot harder for city dwellers.

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u/SuspiciousPotato6288 1d ago

Yeah step 1 would be not living in Chicago

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u/AtomicSub69 1d ago

“I’m trying really hard to stay positive” average winner of the Reddit lying contest

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u/merlin469 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

So...Covid? A good ice storm?

Anything else that lasts longer than 5 days and the average american is not remotely prepared for?

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u/Hour_Neighborhood550 1d ago

I think when society hits a certain point of abundance and comfort, a lot of people subconsciously crave a return to daily survival, to give ourselves an immediate purpose being forced into using all those survival traits we have that are kinda useless in modern life

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u/AdShot409 17h ago

I'd evidence that point with the rise in survival games. People WANT to experience a dismal post-apocalyptic world where survival of the fittest endures.

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u/soldiernerd 3h ago

Absolutely true

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u/diartisreddit 2d ago

Oh, I had a doomsday plan!

I'LL BE WATCHING AVENGERS DOOMSDAY THE MOMENT IT RELEASES IN THEATERS!

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u/StrongStyleFiction 1d ago

Bitch, you live in Chicago. You already live in a post-apocalyptic hellscape.

Funny thing though, all these people were laughing at rural preppers. Now they are trying to figure out how to prep for doomsday. But they are going to have to wait twenty years after being granted four hundred different permissions to build their bunker. You know, because of that famous Democrat government efficiency.

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u/hello87534 Anti-Doomer 1d ago

Because rural=republican and republican=trump and trump=bad

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u/Original_Cow_578 1d ago

Have you ever been to Chicago?

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u/Glad-Neighborhood-17 1d ago

Just buy a shitload of canned beans. Like enough to last 4-6 months.

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u/Stelios619 1d ago

To be fair, while martial law is a ridiculous reasons to have a “doomsday plan”, having a plan to survive in such a monster city like Chicago is just exercising reasonable caution.

The “power going down, food supplies being unable to make its way into the city, gridlock, etc” are all likely scenarios in an extreme weather event like we just saw in TN/NC and FL.

It sounds like this person just realized that major cities, such as Chicago, are death traps if/when catastrophe hits.

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u/AdShot409 17h ago

Yes, except for the fact that they reference a current "sociopolitical nightmare." They aren't worried about forces of nature or time; they are dooming about politics.

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u/West_Rain 1d ago

My doomsday plan is to listen to Operation: Doomsday by MF DOOM.

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u/54Buffalo Anti-Doomer 1d ago

Where do I buy tickets?

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u/RemarkableBody4331 1d ago

Well alright, worse comes to worse, there's a lot of boonies out there in the Midwest to retreat to

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u/Annual-Ad-4372 9h ago

The person in that post said it themself.

"Everyday that goes by my impending doom gets stronger"

Mabey they should take their meds.

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u/AffectionateRub4826 2d ago

This is my last comment before going into the bunker for the next four years

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u/criskilla 2d ago

Still hoarding since 2010 guys the crash is coming soon

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u/onegun66 1d ago

Have you tried checking out the YouTube channels for all the doomsday preppers you mocked for decades? Could be a good start.

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u/Direct_Principle_997 1d ago

Starting to think I'm a doomer. Stock pile of non perishable food, cases of water, cash, and 1000's of rounds of ammo. I've even kept 2 costco cases of TP and paper towels since before COVID. Although this is mostly from riding the waves of sales and stocking up, not for doom and gloom.

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u/Physical_Reason3890 1d ago

That's not dooming. That's just taking some common sense precautions incase of a natural disaster or emergency

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u/YouDaManInDaHole More Optimism Please 1d ago

They're spiraling...but hey, :-)

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u/Kallevig 1d ago

It’s pretty foolish (imo) to NOT have an “end of the world plan”. That’s why I have porn downloaded and an ar15

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u/54Buffalo Anti-Doomer 1d ago

Well, that’s two of the three things.

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u/Physical_Reason3890 1d ago

I mean if the world ends were all cooked. You can't hoard enough supplies for an apocalypse.

However natural disasters can and happen. Everyone should have canned food, medicine. Possibly a generator and gas cans. And I'd argue some protection like a small firearm .

No I'm not dooming and no i don't think the world is ending.

The fact this person has no clue what to do in such a situation shows how hopeless fucked most people would be if they couldn't get supplies for even a week

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u/710AlpacaBowl 1d ago

I don't get it they are just describing Chicago