r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/LostSavings5609 • 2d ago

What the fck is this???

72 Upvotes

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u/johnny2turnt 2d ago

Blud actually ate it

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u/RetroPaulsy 2d ago

Nah. I think it just looks funny from being squeezed up in the wrapper

Edit: nvm they actually fucking ate it đŸ€ą

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u/Revayan 1d ago

Not a coward

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u/RetroPaulsy 1d ago

For sure. No one who's been to 'Nam is a coward! đŸ‡șđŸ‡Č

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u/jsandy1009 1d ago

Looks like he smoked it like a cigar.

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u/Left-Instruction3885 1d ago

Smoked sausage

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u/KushKenobi 2d ago

Real question is what the fck is it supposed to be

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u/saime1 2d ago

Sausage i think

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u/Potomaters 1d ago

It’s one of those processed Asian sausages

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u/spoogefrom1981 1d ago

It's basically an asian version of a viena sausage. They're... not good.

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u/S_2theUknow 2d ago

‘White Rabbit’ starts playing in the background

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u/Content-Taste8853 2d ago

Down the rabbit I fell...

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u/cadillacbeee 2d ago

Was you smokin that shit?

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u/iknowwherewallyis 2d ago

WHY DID YOU EAT IT

3

u/SatisfactionNo3441 1d ago

WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT

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u/Forsaken-Olive-1122 1d ago

...MA'AM...MA'AM ...WHY??

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u/hiimlockedout 1d ago

“You still there, CrisP?”

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u/sunnypersephone 2d ago

Looks like a "bang" (Pronounced bahng, rather than bayng), usually a fish stick/ meat stick eaten as snacks that you find in asian food stores! The white and black stuff on it though? Totally not sure 😅

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u/leprotelariat 1d ago

Nope. It's a sausage. This form factor is very common in Vietnam.

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u/Various_Fuel8259 1d ago

Is a meat stick not a sausage?

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u/leprotelariat 1d ago

Nope, meat stick is like jerkey. This meat here is more like spam

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u/jsandy1009 1d ago

Why is the spam ashing itself?

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u/leprotelariat 1d ago

Maybe it touches somewhere hot in the machine?

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u/Cutiemuffin-gumbo 1d ago

Meat sticks are not like jerky. Meat sticks are literally sausages. Jerky is dried strips of meat.

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u/leprotelariat 1d ago

It's xĂșc xĂ­ch.

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u/owlsandmoths 1d ago

I’m not sure why you’re getting downvoted because in the original post they literally called it a sausage.

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u/220800rR 2d ago

Your name must be Mikey

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u/BGrumpy 1d ago

I don't know but maybe you should stop eating in the dark. That way you can see your food before chomping down.

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u/Froggy_bones 2d ago

“Spongy, dense and drier than usual.” đŸ€ą

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u/kiln_monster 1d ago

Looks like someone was smoking it like a cigar.

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u/noxarn11 1d ago

Looks like you burned it with a lighter

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u/lukaisthegoatx 1d ago

Not one person gonna mention those FUCKING NAILS???????

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u/DrusillaTheBloody 1d ago

Clean and healthy nails. Looks good to me.

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u/GJones007 1d ago

Like BRUH 😬

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u/T_Bone_Jones 1d ago

I noticed them too. Can't even wipe their ass without a bleeding rectum... (Proceeds to wait for rectum jokes)

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u/ezcax 1d ago

We Vietnamese don't wipe ass.

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u/mexiron2022 2d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/South-Rabbit-4064 2d ago

I dunno why or if it's the angle of the pictures, but every time I flipped I found myself saying "why is she still eating it?!"

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u/EfficientAd7103 2d ago

Some weird butt stuff

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u/FoxyLoxy420 2d ago

Flavor, yum!

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u/Beginning_Order9969 1d ago

Extra spicy!

1

u/OppaiNoJutsu 1d ago

Frostbite.

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u/Zech08 1d ago

Looks like someone took a bite of it and left it somewhere.

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u/0sama0bama72 1d ago

Dude HOW is that a sausage


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u/Far_Ad_8688 1d ago

you just ate a rotten bug

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u/LeroyChestnut 1d ago

The white ash lets you know the sausage was flushed properly at harvest time.

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u/MrX25U 1d ago

that'll teach people to open the whole thing before consuming

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u/jsandy1009 1d ago

Did you smoke it?

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u/Independent_Belt_959 1d ago

Thats some nasty meat product you lit with a lighter.

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u/ProfessionalSun5549 1d ago

RIP OP. You will be missed

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 1d ago

I’ve probably been watching too much TLOU because all I see is cordyceps.

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u/Hot_Season_886 1d ago

Looks like it was dropped in a ashtray...

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u/manonmoon77 1d ago

Caterpillar

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u/Slater_8868 1d ago

For anyone wondering, that is a popular brand of medical suppositories sold in health markets in Vietnam. It's supposed to help with digestion and gut health. You do not eat it however! It goes up the other end.

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u/DiscoMothra 1d ago

Dirty hot dog

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u/AgitatedSale2470 1d ago

OP, I have no idea what you posted about, but those nails were made to scratch backs
.)

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u/LunarPsychOut 1d ago

Looks like someone burnt some kind of Asian fish snack stick.