r/EatItYouFuckinCoward • u/newtonsforce • 1d ago

Didn’t know trees had it in them....

111 Upvotes

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u/Volcanic_xB 1d ago

Ahhhh.... the old morning wood release! 😅

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u/omgyonka 1d ago

She’s a squirter 💦

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u/Amazing-League-218 1d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/ButtstufferMan 1d ago

Its really just tree pee

1

u/Wonderboy487 1d ago

"Ive never seen that before" Tree: Agressive squirting

10

u/FugginJerk 1d ago

Not my proudest fap.... But close to it!

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u/zeeper25 1d ago

It’s been proven that is urine

5

u/BaldLivesMatter93 1d ago

This better not awaken something in me

3

u/DurianOld3749 1d ago

hadn’t seen THAT before. thanks for sharing, yo!

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u/3a5ty 1d ago

You're not doing it right then.

9

u/Avaken 1d ago

I should call her

3

u/TheCoopX 1d ago

That tree really likes it when the wind blows.

2

u/IFeelingFrisky 1d ago

This is me the second my keys goes in my front door.

2

u/Haunting-Round-6949 1d ago

missed opportunity to take a golden shower from a tree lol.

2

u/Snoo20140 1d ago

Mother nature's got to relax somehow.

1

u/liss100 1d ago

Wtaf is going on here??

1

u/Silly-Mountain-6702 1d ago

River birch. That water is delicious. Slightly sweet.

1

u/sussy_savant 1d ago

arterial bleeding

1

u/Jorge_the_vast 1d ago

I have seen this repost many times before

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u/DoughNotDoit 23h ago

I miss my wife....

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u/Amazing-League-218 1d ago

I had a girlfriend like that.

8

u/Simblztwo 1d ago

I had this guys girlfriend and she was like that.

7

u/Amazing-League-218 1d ago

Yo mamma was like that.

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u/MaxBellTHEChef 1d ago

You mean 'our girlfriend'

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u/carrythekindness 1d ago

Is that all sap?

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 1d ago

No I don't think so.

That tree is probably hollow inside from rot. And then water got in.

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u/Lucky_StrikeGold 1d ago

No..it's pee

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u/Ok_Emphasis_8734 1d ago

But she said thats different...

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u/Fillmore80 1d ago

Delicious. Can I have some more?

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u/OntarioGuy430 1d ago

That poor tree has Phantom Limb Syndrome!

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u/marklar_the_malign 1d ago

It a maple syrup fountain. For one of those fancy pancake parties.

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u/gigglepoopie 1d ago

Good flow

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u/HmmmmmmIsMyName 1d ago

Man somebody doing the tree too hard, it's clearly wanted it slowly