Bow to the Überfrau

[u/emslo]

[u/NolaDutches]

How did besos’s trophy wife qualify?

[u/cap10wow → u/NolaDutches]

She does birthday stuff on non-birthdays

[u/NolaDutches → u/cap10wow]

That tracks.

[u/Warm-Internet-8665 → u/cap10wow]

She wrote a shitty kids book about a fly that went to space. 😂

[u/verydudebro → u/[deleted]]

Srsly NOT cool to talk that way about transwomen.

[u/MojoHighway]

Lauren fucking Sanchez.

I don't care what anyone says. That bitch has been an opportunist from day one, seemingly sleeping her way all the way to the top of Bezos Mountain.

For me she will forever be the super shitty weather girl on KCOP Channel 13 (Los Angeles). She sucks and if she gets stuck in space, I won't give a rats ass.

[u/ShaneBarnstormer → u/MojoHighway]

I don't like to make fun of people for the way they look but I don't have a problem making fun of her. She looks like a trash bag

[u/Major-Excuse1634]

Shipping plastic pollution into space now I see.

[u/anthropomorphizingu]

Only Aisha and Amanda are notable, here. The rest are PASSENGERS. Wtf are we celebrating, exactly? They used their wealth and connections to buy their way into a ride on a billionaires hobby craft? COOOOOOL.

[u/verydudebro]

BOYCOTT ELLE MAGAZINE

[u/pat_laFleur]

for all womankind*

*”woman” defined as cisgendered CEO (or other entrepreneurial/executive type) and worth 7 figures or (for most of them, much) more

[u/ShaneBarnstormer → u/pat_laFleur]

That's a ship laden with lasses who support some pretty bad dudes. For all womankind is a hell of a choice in a banner text.

[u/Francesca_N_Furter]

LOL, How much did creepy Jeff have to pay to get Lauren Sanchez included?

Great role model

[u/anthropomorphizingu → u/Francesca_N_Furter]

I mean, he owns Blue Origin sooooo $50gagillion dollars?

[u/Buzzspice727]

When will people think of rich women who act like men

[u/ShaneBarnstormer]

Katy Perry is an odd choice. Do you think she'll regale them with a rendition of Peacock when they're up there in the space just before actual space?

[u/GlobalTraveler65]

Oh please

[u/No-Sheepherder-3142]

Rich people taking a expensive amusement park ride?

[u/ThomasinaElsbeth]

Ewww - I will never purchase another fashion magazine again !

[u/ExpensiveNothing5535]

Gross. Yucky, even.

[u/ExpensiveNothing5535]

Gross. Yucky, even.

[u/SlumberousSnorlax]

Perry is desperate af

[u/ThaliaFPrussia]

I only know Katy Perry, am I safe?

[u/Spuddups84]

Going to space got far less neat as soon as rich fucks started going.

It's only cool when people like that get shot into the sun.

[u/ClownTown509]

It's just like a submarine, but in space! 🤩

Please God, if you're listening....

[u/ceruleanmoon7]

I thought far right was Caitlyn Jenner lol. this is ridiculously shitty