r/Eugene • u/Stegosaurus69 • 1d ago

Has anyone checked out The jug of milk? Worth showing visiting relatives?

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u/mrSalamander 1d ago

Go early, otherwise the crowds are too much.

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u/uhgletmepost 1d ago

They curdle in the long lines

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u/AwkwardSpread 1d ago

Why so sour?

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u/nonoose 1d ago

There’s no whey I’m missing this

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u/Aolflashback 1d ago

It has literally been there almost a year and I see it literally everyday. I even mentioned it in another post! 🤣 it’s turning pink now yall.

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u/Earthventures 1d ago

Literally.

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u/DragonfruitTiny6021 1d ago

Sadly, it is no longer at that location. There is a pile of dog poop a few yards down the road that is pretty cool.

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u/DothrakAndRoll 1d ago

I don’t know who to believe now

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u/Aolflashback 1d ago

There was also some tweaker spray paint all along that concrete wall for about a week, the city (or whoever) cleaned it up AND LEFT THE MILK 🤣 like they basically gave the milk the landlord special, minus actually painting right over it 🤣

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u/Fauster Mod #2 1d ago

Not my job.

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u/ChemicalTop5453 1d ago

Hey can you fuckers stop taking the god damn milk jug? I know food prices are high right now, but come on!! I’m the guy in charge of the milk jug and I’ve had to replace it almost every day for the past two months. This isn’t free roadside milk, it’s The Milk Jug, you barbarians. Have some respect.

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u/QuestionGuyQuestions 1d ago

Cat milk, no less

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u/HankScorpio82 1d ago

You promised me dog or better.

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u/QuestionGuyQuestions 1d ago

My fingers are tired and the dog is argumentative

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u/ElginLumpkin 1d ago

You are a good person.

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u/HankScorpio82 1d ago

Ok?

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u/ElginLumpkin 1d ago

Because I liked your quote. What did you think I meant?

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u/HankScorpio82 1d ago

Hell of I know, I was making a joke with a Simpsons quote.

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u/ElginLumpkin 1d ago

I’m aware. I loved it.

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u/HankScorpio82 13h ago

Jesus, I guess I was Barney drunk last night.

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u/ElginLumpkin 12h ago

Nice. Hopefully your alcohol came in packets.

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u/YetiSquish 1d ago

You can milk anything with nipples

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u/dosefacekillah1348 1d ago

Literally saw this on maps the other day and was like, WTF?!

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u/Autumnwind37 1d ago

No but I’ll check it out. There was a flip flop on Garden Rd that was there for at least a year. Sadly, it’s been cleaned up recently.

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u/blahbabooey 1d ago

I hope my dad finds it soon.

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u/CashWideCock 1d ago

Jug of pee is a better attraction.

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u/Gubermensch1690 1d ago

I literally moved from out of state to live here because of this. Can confirm.

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u/Elephlump 1d ago

It's almost as exciting as the pipe

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u/kimberleebob 1d ago

I’m planning a trip now!!

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u/Flipmstr2 1d ago

Came here to say this. I am still in awe of it.

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u/Elephlump 1d ago

The pipe is good.

The pipe is glorious.

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u/Cemaros 1d ago

I was lactose intolerant before touching the jug of milk, now I’m cured, highly recommend!

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u/einwhack 1d ago

You suburbanites have all the good stuff! They actually have people sweep up, leaf blow, etc. on Broadway literally every morning. If you aren't out to see the sites by 8am you're gonna missem!

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u/Cheesus_the_Lard 1d ago

I turned the milk into cheese, eat of my body my sheeple.