r/Eyebleach • u/Jezirath • 1d ago

Roman statue

5.0k Upvotes

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u/Ten7850 1d ago

It took me so long to figure out what I was looking at?! Lol but worth the wait

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u/Connect_Rhubarb395 1d ago

I was momentarily very disturbed by the mummified goblin on the trampoline. It is a dog. It is just a dog.

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

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u/Infamous_Night6433 1d ago

Post to r/cryptiddogs OP, it’s perfect!

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

Haha I would! But I guess it's not allowed to post the same video in two different subs. But you can, right?

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u/snoozatron 1d ago

You're definitely allowed to. It's called cross-posting.

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

I would like to know how to do that...

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u/snoozatron 20h ago

Under the post, click the share button and go from there. :)

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u/Jezirath 18h ago

Thank you! I just tried and the sub didn't accept the post ☹️

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u/blueberry1919 1d ago

Life is so ruff

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

Life seems easy to this fella 😄🐾

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u/blueberry1919 1d ago

Lol I thought the paw on the forehead meant he’s had enough

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

He had enough of life 😄😄

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u/REpassword 1d ago

“no extra snax, he said …..”

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u/ubergic 1d ago

The first pose should be in r/accidentalrenaissance.

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

I tried but it was not accepted. I think they don't allow videos.

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u/Bennybonchien 1d ago

“Jack Russell, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls”

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u/Shenanigaens 1d ago

Went on a bender last night and woke up with… regrets.

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

And still thinking about what I said to her...

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u/Asgeras 1d ago

That dog's seen some shit.

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

Nooo, he's not 🩷

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u/Asgeras 1d ago

No, no, no. He's SEEN some shit. He's incredibly worthy of being on r/eyebleach

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

Ohhhhh, Sorry! I've read "seem" hahaha!!

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u/AshpaltOxalis 1d ago

I thought that was a busted-ass carcass for a hot minute.

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u/Mission-Storm-4375 1d ago

Accidental rennaisance

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u/icyvi0lence 1d ago

Haha r/accidentalrenaissance

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

I can't post video there 🤡

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u/ooaussieoo 1d ago

Rough day

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u/qT_TpFace 1d ago

*ruff day

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u/Doge-Ghost 1d ago

Oh, the tragedy!

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

So dramatic 😄

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u/Beautiful-Papaya9923 1d ago

Handsome Squidward level of grace in that pose

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u/beccabootie 1d ago

Oh me, oh my. Oh woe is me!

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u/ComfortableFactor1 1d ago

That’s a lotta legs

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u/angirulo 1d ago

What got him in such a bad mood?

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u/rfmocan 1d ago

Yeah, buddy. I’ve had enough of this too.

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u/Reality_Defiant 1d ago

Someone get that dog a sammich.

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u/yobar 1d ago

Guessing a nap after bouncing itself silly,

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u/Aggravating-Bug-9160 1d ago

So I thought the title said "Roman salute" and I was was waiting for this dog to to greet the fuhrer lmfaooooo

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u/JeszamPankoshov2008 1d ago

Dog be like: I can't do this anymore

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u/SIGMA1993 1d ago

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u/Jezirath 1d ago

By bot you mean a robot commanded by humans who receive commands to do what they want? So I'm not. 😄😄

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u/jamisonian123 1d ago

What happened TO HIM? What has HE SEEN?

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u/NinebucketChicken 7h ago

Only at 0:15 seconds , I knew it was a dog. Meanwhile,

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u/Ok-Grab-4018 1d ago

Best rest 🥹🫡

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u/CyberpunkWizard 1d ago

Pure bred good boy!