r/Fauxmoi • u/Financial-Painter689 he’s gone out of his way to change his smelly ways • 22d ago
APPROVED B-LISTERS Reporter accidentally pushes microphone into Trump's face
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u/No_Club379 22d ago
I’m actually surprised he reacted so calmly (for him)
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u/Vroom_Vroom1265 22d ago
Wait till tomorrow, he's gonna say all mics are doing terrorism.
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u/CrazyCatwithaC 22d ago
“These mics, you know, they’re dangerous. Very dangerous.”
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u/amilliamilliamilliam 22d ago
I hope she doesn’t fall out a window.
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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 21d ago
Wonder when that will start happening. Maybe once his agenda gets blocked a bit more.
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u/CommunicationSalt242 22d ago
If he's not hiding behind a keyboard, he's a total bitch.
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u/boughtaspaceshipnowi 22d ago
I think they probably sedated him a little before sending him in front of the press.
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u/lesserconcern 22d ago
I need the gif immediately
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u/SitchChick 22d ago
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u/willienelsonmandela Personally victimized by Regina George 21d ago
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u/MoonageDaydream13 22d ago
It’s the eyebrows for me. I can’t stop watching this 🤣
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u/gschaina actually no, that’s not the truth Ellen 21d ago
I hate this man but I'm laughing at the eyebrows too
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u/secondbestman11 22d ago
Someone, make it a weiner. Especially with the eyebrow raise!
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u/ShinyDiscoBall1574 21d ago
Guys! Make this gif into trump and Putin’s Weenee. Has anyone made it yet? If not, I’m surprised
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u/LadyKT 22d ago
what are the search terms plz
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u/SitchChick 22d ago
I uploaded it to Giphy as Trump microphone. I also tagged it as bitch slap
But I don't know how quickly Giphy makes it searchable after uploading
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u/sixtus_clegane119 I already condemned Hamas 21d ago
How do I save this on mobile reddit? I need, I neeeeeed!
Canadian here :)
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u/indianajoes 22d ago
I need the gif with something substituted for the microphone
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u/ilyennevmegnincs 22d ago
ffs put some force to it next time
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u/SpookyScary01 22d ago
Not even a regular mic, a gorgeous, fluffy deadcat?! My god, that was beautiful.
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u/Relative-Carob-6816 22d ago
Look at how orange his face is. Looks like he's got jaundice. Vile man
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u/Neat_Guest_00 22d ago
“She just became a big star tonight”.
That’s the extent of his narcissism and ego. He is just so amazed that someone would even dare to inadvertently put a microphone in his face for a split second. And that this person will now because famous from being in his presence.
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u/Basic_Life79 22d ago
Wasn't he pretending to suck off a mic a few months ago🤔🙄
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u/HiVoltageGuy 22d ago
Those five hairs on top of his head, hanging on for dear life.
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u/teethorcorn 22d ago
you know there’s SO MUCH foundation smeared on that mic now.
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u/oobinckleyoo 22d ago
Someone set up a Google alert to see if this person falls out of a window…that’s when we will really know we’re fucked
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u/After-Snow5874 22d ago
His thing is he can never let anything just go. Every thought or reaction that comes to mind has to be seen through. Kamala did this to him throughout the debate and he fell for it every single time.
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u/PuzzleheadedWaltz835 21d ago
He's used to Putin and Musk shoving their dick's in his face no biggie.
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u/napalmnacey 21d ago
He’s SO mad! He’s a germaphobe! Hahahaha! Love that for him!
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u/Unlikely_Alfalfa_416 22d ago
Do we know the reporter is still alive? Just asking due to recent ice detainments that were unlawful
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u/DRMantisToboggan987 22d ago
Elon is going to call for that reporter to be sent to the Gulag for assaulting the president.
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u/Elegantly_Waisted 22d ago
I'm willing to bet she gets fired. Image is everything to the Narcissist. Even if it's orange.
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u/Repulsive_Hornet_557 21d ago
Poke me with a mic? believe it or not straight to jail
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u/42356778 21d ago
“Accidentally” gives him a chance to ignore the question about Gaza
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u/Relative_Mix_216 22d ago
That’s gonna be in the next season of The Boys I’m sure of it
But I’ve been saying that a lot lately
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u/DJ_Jballz 22d ago
Surprised he didn’t declare that an act of domestic terrorism!
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u/Late_Instruction_240 22d ago
Interesting how he copes with being touched without his consent
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u/StumbleDog Fix Your Hearts or Die 21d ago
That reporter will be sent to the gulag.
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u/Derpymcderrp 22d ago
That poor microphone. It didn't realize it could smell until that very moment
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u/Breadhamsandwich 21d ago
Hahahaha goofy mother fucker watch out tho reporters gonna get disappeared
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u/CadaverBlue 22d ago
He could just pretend it's Elons penis. He won't mind at all.
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u/Both-Wrangler-7766 22d ago
He is buddies with Putin so a microphone to the face is nothing special
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u/Anxious_Ad909 21d ago
Man it's tough knowing you can't say what you want because you don't want uninvited guests at your house
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u/_kiss_my_grits_ 21d ago
Y'all know this reporter is about to get death threats from these psychos out here right?
Goodness. I feel bad for them.
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u/Cultural-Party1876 22d ago edited 21d ago
I just know he HATED that 😭😭
BUT I LOVED IT