r/FunnyAnimals • u/I_am_you_but_better9 • 1d ago

This is not my cat.

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u/CheesiestBagel01 1d ago

It is now

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u/uberisstealingit 1d ago

And that's no longer "your" sink.

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u/blue_dendrite 1d ago

The good news is your sink passed inspurrction

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u/Own_Afternoon_6865 1d ago

Or any other part of your house.

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u/HoW-LoNg-DoCtOR-YES 12h ago

It's "ours" now. But considering it's a cat it's probably there sink now.

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u/C-romero80 1d ago

Came to say this. Cat distribution system has delivered to you

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u/Chab-is-a-plateau 22h ago

Do the cats know that we know about their system?

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u/CornerAffectionate24 22h ago

Catazon delivery

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u/YorgonTheMagnificent 1d ago

Came to say the same thing

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u/P0Rt1ng4Duty 1d ago

It's also not your sink now.

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u/j0vers 18h ago

That’s not just a cat—it’s the new landlord collecting rent in the form of attention.

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u/Constant_Function238 18h ago

He is yours now. You’d better stop on the way home from work to get him some food. He’s staying. Name is Hobo. He too needs bowls, food and a litter box 🗃️ n your way home. Keep him inside, get him neutered. He’ll be happy staying indoors with a cat tree set in front of a sunny window, a birdfeeder for him to watch. He’ll be happy watching birds, squirrels, chipmunks, etc.

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u/caffeine_crazed 1d ago

It’s an insta-cat. Just add water. Your tap must dripping.

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u/Tasty-Maintenance864 1d ago

He looks as confused as you probably were.

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u/Sunshine030209 1d ago

"Wait a minute, this isn't my sink. I've gotta lay off the catnip"

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u/Tasty-Maintenance864 1d ago

Take my upvote, please! 🤣

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u/Chrissyball19 1d ago

Gta5 (cat edition) when you switch to trevor

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u/stevemillions 23h ago

Robert Downey Jr in the 90’s.

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u/DayTrippin2112 Octopodes FTW🐙 22h ago

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u/emr830 1d ago

He was wondering why OP was in his house.

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u/Tasty-Maintenance864 1d ago

That catnip must have been premo stuff. 😁

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u/Aggressive-Spray-332 1d ago

Squatters rights 

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u/Randomgold42 1d ago

r/notmycat

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u/sgunb 21h ago

Why am I even surprised that this sub exists?

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u/Roy4Pris 19h ago

A sub in which people take photos of their cat and then post that it’s not their cat, for internet points? Gotcha.

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u/Truji11o 16h ago

That’s just step 1. Step 2 is the claim you adopted the cat. Step 3 post again in different sub for more karma. Step 4: profit?

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u/_-Snow-Catcher-_ 1d ago

"Don't mind me, had too much catnip and had to crash here if that's okay"

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 1d ago

“I woke up in some rando’s sink and they would not stop screaming.”

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u/Chance-Opening-4705 1d ago

I hate it when that happens!

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u/Pastmyprime58 1d ago

Squatter.

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u/Nervous_Contract_139 I am koalified 1d ago

It’s his house now, you might as well stay and feed him.

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u/KSNJ22 1d ago

It is now!

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u/TatersMa 1d ago

So funny 😆 like how did he get in your house and why the sink?

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u/Accomplished_Fig9606 1d ago

It didn't. This is a super old, recycled meme. This is not OPs cat.

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u/Acidsally 1d ago

I could tell it's a repost but I was still wondering the same thing. Silly cat why you do this?

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u/Accomplished_Fig9606 1d ago

Cats love containers. Boxes, beds, cat tree enclosures. It's an evolutionary safety position.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 1d ago

It also usually interferes with what the humans are doing and that’s another evolutionary achievement.

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u/xXxMihawkxXx 17h ago

It's not ops cat. The title says so 🙃

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u/Accomplished_Fig9606 5h ago

Right. I was responding to someone who assumed it was OPs cat.

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u/xXxMihawkxXx 5h ago

Yeah I know. Was just trying to make a dump joke

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u/MlleHoneyMitten 19h ago

I had a cat that loved laying in the bathroom sink. He didn’t even care when I turned the water on.

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u/Ahshuck15382 23h ago

One of my cats had to live at my grandma’s for a while and the only condition was he had to be outdoor. I don’t like that but beggars can’t be choosers. So I got him a collar with my number and then… I got a call about once a week. “Your cat is in my sock drawer”. “Your cat is chilling on my couch”. “Your cat just walked into my house, he’s pretty cool but I thought you should know”. 😂 RIP Bagheera. I miss you everyday.

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u/jjjkkkjjjkkkjjj 1d ago

There's a neighborhood cat that somehow snuck into my house numerous times. One day I was chilling in my room and the cat just walked by casually. My room is at the back of the house. I have no idea how the cat got in. Cat was perturbed to be escorted out and immediately tried to come back in. 😆

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u/Shar12866 23h ago

My cat did that to my next door neighbors on the occasions where he managed to sneak out of the house. I'd get a phone call saying "Tigger is over here chilling on the couch, we'll let you know when he heads home" lol

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u/dotditto 1d ago

the real twist ...

it's not his sink either ...

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u/NuclearBurrit0 1d ago

To be fair. They didn't say who's kitchen they were in

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u/SomethingAbtU 1d ago

headline: drunk cat breaks into wrong house and sits in kitchen sink

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u/DagWentim 18h ago

It’s the plumber. I’ve come to fix the sink

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u/slick6719 1d ago

Congratulations 🎈🎉🍾🎊 you are the proud owner of a cat. Bet you can’t wait to see what’s in your sink tomorrow!!!

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u/Worshaw_is_back 1d ago

This is sink cat, do not ask where he is from or where he has been. He comes to check your sink and disappears as mysteriously as he appears

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u/SleepmasterSean 1d ago

Cat looks pretty comfortable. You probably just haven't realized that you've adopted him yet.

Spontaneous Felination is sorta the opposite of when humans combust. That's the way I prefer to think of it, at least...

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u/Aromatic-Currency371 22h ago

That might not be your cat but that is now his sink

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u/DespoticLlama 22h ago

What are you doing in that cat"s house?

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u/Comprehensive_Swim49 19h ago

Surely there’s a thisisnotmycat sub

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u/ajschwamberger 16h ago

Cats are coming out of the drains now.

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u/Pure_Obligation9626 1d ago

how did it get in ? lol

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u/spavolka 1d ago

Sometimes they chase mice and rats outside, pretty soon the mouse ducks into a drain pipe and before you know it a cat pops out of your sink drain. Everyone knows r/catsareliquid

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u/ExtraJob1777 1d ago

Probably through a doggie door

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u/ReturnOfTheWak 1d ago

"yeah I am sitting in your sink. Got something to say about it?"

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u/No-Seaweed8887 1d ago

MAYBE, the cat live there with the before owners or Renters?? And they left the cat behind. ...

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u/ffmich01 1d ago

It’s judging you like it was.

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u/pornborn 1d ago

That is the face of judgement.

Whatever you did, I want no part of it!

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u/AlaskaRecluse 1d ago

Wrong, it’s not your kitchen — now

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u/AnimalChubs 1d ago

The cat distribution system working as intended.

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u/b16b34r 1d ago

That’s not your cat, but now that’s his/her house

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u/vyzberry 1d ago

He looks very confused🙈

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u/Worldly-Tradition-99 1d ago

I just love how they make themselves at home.

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u/Big_MommaD 23h ago

All these ‘not my cat’ posts. I do not believe them at all.

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u/Tallcat2107 23h ago

I posted this picture 3 years ago

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u/Tallcat2107 23h ago

it was a repost ,i’ve reformed, butthis guy hasn’t

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u/rell7thirty 22h ago

lol cat is like “I like this house more than my old one, they do their dishes!”

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u/foggygazing 22h ago

whenever I see posts like this I actually wonder what your home security is like, I have 2 cats myself and know that they can't get in or out without me opening a door and if they could then what or who else could.

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u/Public_Opine 22h ago

Cat: "This coffee isn't going to make itself."

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u/rhyzomorph 20h ago

looking for a public cat box

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u/Confident-Path-2715 18h ago

Did ya keep him

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u/sheissooooodope 18h ago

Thank you for this 🫶🏾

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u/Informal-Hurry1963 1d ago

You are correct. That is MY cat .

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u/jane_of_hearts 1d ago

How about a bath?

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u/AdShigionoth7502 1d ago

Why are you not panicking?

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u/Birdie_92 1d ago

Congratulations on your new cat!

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u/bloopie1192 1d ago

Skinwalker!!

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u/GodFearingDeacon98 1d ago

Maybe she or he is now. So cute and adorable.

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u/Ch1mchima 1d ago

Face looks upside down

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u/SuperArppis 1d ago

Pretty funny looking guy.

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u/Call__Me__David 1d ago

Roommates cat

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u/Sunseekr716 1d ago

It is now !!

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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 1d ago

As they say if it fits it sits.

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u/Bitter-Hitter 1d ago

Cat burglar

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u/Frydog42 1d ago

If it stinks I sinks

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u/Chance-Opening-4705 1d ago

That cat is thinking about his life choices.

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u/Dekathz 1d ago

"This is now my cat"

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u/1bruisedorange 1d ago

But that’s how you get them. Hahaha!

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u/Kitchen-Document4917 23h ago

Secret life of pets

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u/WhateverIWant888 23h ago

Why in my head did I read this to tune of "What's Up?" By 4 Non Blondes?

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u/Forward-Log-5853 23h ago

She's always been there, she's just allowing you to see her now

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u/a3663p 23h ago

What luck!

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 23h ago

He be chillin'

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u/LeFreeke 23h ago

What were you doing up at 5 AM?

That’s your new Kitty. Congrats! ❤️

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u/CryptographerSea1280 23h ago

He has chosen you and the house.

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u/VanGoghsIris 23h ago

You’re apparently in his house.

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u/VanGoghsIris 23h ago

You have been randomly selected and have won a new cat. Congratulations!

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u/CatKungFu 23h ago

It’s never your cat. But you’re the cat’s hooman.

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u/Lipglossandcoffee 23h ago

Ah yes the sink drain cat distribution system.

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u/Unique_Quote_5558 23h ago

All he wants it to take a bath. Cool fella

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u/SeaNikVee 22h ago

What you might actually need to understand is that is not your sink anymore.

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u/GlitterStarrrr 22h ago

😳👀🤣

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u/Legend_of_dirty_Joe 22h ago

This isnt your cat, your kitchen, or even your photo

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u/Misanthrope108 22h ago

Cat :"The reaper is busy today, instead he sent me "

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u/cristianvaz 22h ago

This is your cat. You just don't know yet

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u/gamingquarterly 21h ago

Congrats on becoming a cat owner. Now…let in sink in. 

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u/LuckystPets 21h ago

You mean you didn’t USED to have a cat.

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u/Ok_Garden571 21h ago

The cat says hello I’m yours now.

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u/Devydy1017 21h ago

Cute And Silly Cat

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u/shellzbae 21h ago

True definition of cat burglar.

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u/IndicationFrosty3958 21h ago

It's your cat now

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u/Justlikearealboy 21h ago

That is a drain feline. Very rare

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u/Skateboarding_oldman 21h ago

No this is your witch.

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u/MedievalMissFit 21h ago

Looks like the cat adopted you.

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 21h ago

THIS IS MY SINK NOW SHARON😂

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u/Illustrious-Oil-4134 21h ago

Well it's your cat now

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u/SkyleCherry 20h ago

the cat distribution system back at it again!

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u/PICONEdeJIM 20h ago

It's a bear

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u/Aromatic_Influence14 20h ago

Hes just a lil guy, let him stay

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u/EdPlymouth 20h ago

That is hilarious!

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u/Truely-Alone 19h ago

We all float down here.

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u/Medical-Ear2499 19h ago

It is now lol he has chosen you he is beautiful xxx

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u/extrastupidone 19h ago

Youre being annexed....

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u/queenbeeofphilosophy 19h ago

Your mission, if you choose to accept it...

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u/Ulath_ 19h ago

Maybe not, but it's his sink now

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u/IaMuRGOd34 19h ago

cat was like

"yo what up want a buddy?!"

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u/TacoDad189 18h ago

Why were you up at 5:30am?

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u/Constant_Function238 18h ago

His name is Squatter, you owe him some food and his own bowls. He’s staying!!

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u/Rustinboksi 18h ago

The cat has liberated your house. You must leave at once

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u/SunnyShoretide Kitty Antics 17h ago

I know someone already probably said this but r/notmycat

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u/ShadowEnderWolf56 17h ago

I’ve come to greet you young Jedi..welcome to the dark side

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u/Revenga8 17h ago

Well, too bad because this is now the cat's property.

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u/Silent-Price-1104 17h ago

I wonder if she is now your cat I mean

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u/Autistic_Anywhere_24 17h ago

Correct, but that sink now belongs to that cat

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u/ExcitingStress8663 16h ago

Did it climb up the pipes like rats

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u/Still-Lost25 16h ago

I think you have home security issues!🤪

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u/PatPeez 16h ago

Pull the drain and he'll go back where he came from

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u/Deep-Recording-4593 16h ago

It’s my cat

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u/EvilGenious85 16h ago

Congratulations! You have been adopted!

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u/ditzydingdongdelite8 16h ago

Is it stuffed?

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u/Downtown-Corner-8832 15h ago

No it ain't yours, it's mine 🤣🤣

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u/saturnx08 15h ago

After garfield, one more time I found a cat 'cute'..else no 😑

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u/Lilylake_55 15h ago

It is now. Cat distribution system in operation…

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u/Squatch_Zaddy 15h ago

If you live near any Navajo lands… it could be a skin walker

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u/BigDogBo66 15h ago

You walked into THEIR kitchen at 0530. That look was all about, “What the hell are you doing in my house?”

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u/chrisnan109 14h ago

You’re right it’s not your cat you’re it’s human.

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u/RagnawFiregemMobile 14h ago

Sorry buddy, that ain't your sink anymore

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u/Inevitable-Dot-5469 14h ago

Lil Dude looks like he’s having some kind of existential crisis

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u/Odd_Seaworthiness923 14h ago

So what did you do next?

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u/dc496748 13h ago

Lucky!!

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u/gofigure85 13h ago

I hope he didn't get kicked out

He looks like he's got a sinking feeling

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u/Mindless_Answer_9928 13h ago

If it is not your cat, how did he/she get in? do you sleep with the windows open?

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u/basicnecromancycr 12h ago

Your his human now

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u/AmyDeHaWa 12h ago

Better go buy a cat bed because you have been gifted your own cat by The Cat Distribution Center.

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u/notaredditreader 12h ago

Be careful. Snakes have been known to come up toilets 🚽