r/GuysBeingDudes 1d ago

Relationship goals

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u/SourPuss6969 1d ago

I started at a new job a few months ago and the supervisor is trying to show me how we can do a lot of our reporting and audits on our phone. He goes to the page and gets a notification from "Sugartits" and says something like "sorry my wife is messaging me"

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u/Rion23 1d ago

If she got a boob job, would she be Splenda tits?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 1d ago

high fructose corn tits

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u/bdizzle805 1d ago

Microplastits

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

Hopefully after surgery it's actually Macroplastits.

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u/Solanthas_SFW 11h ago

......aww.

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u/hugognr2 1d ago

HAHAHAHAHAH This is funny

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u/PandaPocketFire 1d ago

Unsure, but i do know if she gets a butt lift she would be Asspartame.

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u/Hmmmm_Meh 15h ago

*sigh* in an economy like this, even the boobs gotta work?

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u/shewy92 1d ago

That's hilarious

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u/byjimini 1d ago

We get this at work sometimes with very impatient technical customers, who then have to spell out their email address “mrfluffypants@” and suchlike.

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u/SophisticPenguin 18h ago

Is he a bear?

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/NukeTheWhales5 1d ago

Omg. You should be naming me good dick.

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u/LetPotential2207 1d ago

Making the edit now.

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u/LetPotential2207 1d ago

Making the edit now.

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u/DrDontBanMeAgainPlz 1d ago

Wow two edits because it’s twice as good?

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u/madsimit 1d ago

Did they make the edit

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u/ShoddyMain893 1d ago

Hold on making the edit now.

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u/5ofDecember 1d ago

Why should she lie?

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u/FlowSoSlow 1d ago

Mods, flair this man.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 1d ago

The guy above me is commenting about the guy in the video recording the guy texting his wife about the guy texting someone on his phone called "Lovely Butt"

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u/softonsoftie 1d ago

omg you should call me sexy legs!

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u/Responsible-Buyer215 1d ago

Making the edit now

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u/SnooComics6403 1d ago

Thank you, some of us are on phones.

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u/121gigawhatevs 1d ago

Hmm maybe I need a privacy screen on my phone

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u/EmberSwayy 19h ago

Yeah you are right we have to secure our privacy first

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u/DocAndonuts_ 21h ago edited 11h ago

Good idea, imo. But know that they can be finicky with fingerprint scan. But they work well otherwise.

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u/linna_nitza 9h ago

You'd still see from this angle, but not if you were right next to him.

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u/BIGREDEEMER 1d ago

This is creepy. Now I gotta make sure fools behind me aren't recording my messages? Fuck me.

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u/Prestigious-Mess5485 1d ago

You better text TastyToes and let her know someone is on to you guys.

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u/falloutvaultboy 1d ago

Go get one of those screen protectors that black out the screen if it's being looked at on an angle

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Snooping on someone’s text messaging isn’t cool bro. 

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u/FiveCentsADay 1d ago

I agree. I also can't help it.

Taking a phone out and recording it is heinous though lol

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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago edited 1d ago

Watching is kinda impossible to avoid sometimes. Recording is crossing so many lines. It's actually kinda crazy cuz the dude texting is exhibiting the right kind of behavior about observing random shit while the recorder isn't.

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u/PeebagMcGee 1d ago

Definitely possible to avoid, as I never read other people’s phones. Imagine dude turning around and seeing someone reading over his shoulder, you think he’ll be OK with it if they weren’t recording? Are you cool with strangers reading your private messages?

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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago

Imagine dude turning around and seeing someone reading over his shoulder, you think he’ll be OK with it if they weren’t recording?

I mean he was doing it himself so I figure he wouldn't mind

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u/PeebagMcGee 1d ago

You have, unsurprisingly, missed the point

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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago

Nope. I understand some would respond negatively. But in your example the person would not

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u/xCeeTee- 21h ago

My ADHD brain sees writing and reads before saying "no, stop." Although sometimes it's because they're watching a video on speaker and I'm thinking they want to share with the class. Public transport is so annoying for that these days.

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u/Digger_Pine 1d ago

You can help it though. You choose not to.

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u/Popular_Prescription 1d ago

Nah it’s weird dude. Mind your business.

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u/highfivesquad 1d ago

This.

Fake or not, we all know this will help normalize the behavior and degenerates will think its okay.

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u/Sad_Confection5902 1d ago

This is exactly it, sure the quality of video and framing makes it highly unlikely to be real, but it still sends the signal to people that it’s ok to film and intrude upon strangers privacy.

There was an interesting study I read a number of years ago that showed how humor was a way of normalizing behavior in social groups.

They looked at groups of men and their attitudes towards rape. What they found was that all men would joke about rape, as jokes normally center around sensitive subjects, but they estimated that about 15% of people thought the jokes were condoning rape.

So to put this in context, if you’re in a group of guys, and you tell a joke that involves some context of rape, about 85% of the people laughing are laughing at the absurdity of the joke, knowing that rape is an awful thing to do. But 15% of the people laughing are doing so with the belief that everyone is laughing because “we all know rape is ok, but we’re not supposed to talk about it”.

That really reframed group dynamics for me and how I saw the people around me. While I know most people are generally good, I am much more on the lookout for the snakes in the grass.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Now I’m paranoid people are snooping at my phone in public 

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u/DimbyTime 1d ago

If you’re that concerned get a privacy screen

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u/Valleron 1d ago

My buddy uses one. Every time he tries to show us something we have to be dead on with the screen or we can't see shit.

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u/Kayyam 1d ago

That's the point

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u/Valleron 1d ago

Yes, I'm advocating for it.

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u/jakehood47 1d ago

Or alternatively, just look at the most degenerate shit so they learn their lesson about being nosy

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u/_akrom 1d ago

They are.

Source: Me, I look at your phone in public. Why? Cause I am fucking nosy and you don't have the situational awareness to not hold your phone up in front of your face in lines.

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Hey quit snooping at my phone! 

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u/Gas-Town 1d ago

Moron

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Oh I’m the moron, not the person snooping? 

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u/defneverconsidered 1d ago

Yea a bit

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Just knock it off with the snooping 

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u/jadepartida 1d ago

I'd rather be a moron than an asshole

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u/ieatgass 1d ago

Sucks for them

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u/Leader-Lappen 1d ago

That's why you always have dick pics displaying.

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u/AdventurousFly4909 1d ago

That's why i don't use reddit in public and instead browse the news.

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u/Miltrivd 1d ago

20 years too late but I agree nonetheless.

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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

It’s A faked Sketch bro

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago

I was thinking that the clarity was almost too good, but wtf do I know, my iphone is older.

It’s just weird that it’d be a skit bc that’s a lot of effort for a result that isn’t that knee-slapping.

The video was cute, at best.

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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

Went absolutely viral on TikTok and YouTube shorts

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u/ravioliguy 1d ago

Fake staged shitty behavior is still shitty behavior

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

It’s still snooping, bro. 

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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

The person texting is in on it. How the F is that snooping. It’s a Sketch. Y’all slow af

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

They’re still portraying the act of snooping, which is not cool, bro. 

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u/Gas-Town 1d ago

Redditors can be such fucking dorks. How do you operate day-to-day like this?

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u/highfivesquad 1d ago

You talk and act like a small man pretending to be a big man, aka a MAGA.

checks profile yep that checks out.

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u/Mulsanne 1d ago

In your view, the dork is the person pointing out that normalizing creepy behavior is a shitty thing to do?

I'm glad I don't know you and I hope we never meet

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u/ThaiSweetChilli 1d ago

Let me tell you the story of when I went to a concert hall and whilst sat down waiting for it to all start, the guy in front of me was on his phone and held it head-level, and I saw pages and pages of hardcore furry porn. I saw the largest male furry butthole that day.

I obviously didn't mean to but bro put your phone lower or be more discreet about it ..

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

So you got an extra show at your concert 

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u/applepumpkinspy 10h ago

This video should be followed up with a post from the person behind this person filming them (circle of life)

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u/Autistic-Fact-3260 1d ago

It’s pretty normal. If you open your phone in public, you should be expecting others to glance at it. It’s human nature

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Nope, mind your business 

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u/AlbatrossInitial567 1d ago

Or just stop caring about random strangers you will literally never acknowledge again

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago

This whole thing is creepy. Everyone mind your own phones! Wtf

Except “Nice Rack” should’ve been saved that way all along…

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago

Damn someone call an ambulance lol 

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u/firewire87 20h ago

Almost like they knew what the person was going to be texting, almost like it was a set-up thing to get clicks and views

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u/Fantastic-Vehicle880 20h ago

Not understanding scripted videos isn't cool either.

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u/Just_a_Listener 1d ago

"Nice Crack"

Edit - Hey, it's you!!! Hi again👋

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u/Ok-Committee-6889 1d ago

Nobody is bothered by the typing speed?

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u/OneThotOneKill 1d ago

I'm more bothered by the use of one thumb and one pointer finger

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u/xCeeTee- 21h ago

Carpal tunnel got me doing crazy things. Like putting my phone in landscape and using my fingers like a normal keyboard. And I tested with methods like this.

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u/Boulderpaw 13h ago

Listen, back in my day we had to walk all the way to the local monastery and get the scribe to write our letters for us, and you know they’d always take forever with those extra fancy first letters.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago

It’s a sketch

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u/CitizenSeventySeven 1d ago

Source?

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u/ItsmeWillyP 1d ago

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u/EverythingSucksBro 1d ago

Oh god, please take me to a whole new world

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u/Worried_Food3032 1d ago

You think they started recording before he even sent the text message? 

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u/Embarrassed-Two2960 1d ago

Even if it was, it would push a boundary that should not be pushed

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u/k1ll3r5mur4 1d ago

My wife is in my phone as Ho(me owner)

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u/Houseboy23 1d ago

My wife jokingly changed her name in my phone to My Trap Queen. So I get her back by calling her via voice command in front of her family

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u/LavenderRealm 1d ago

This is the kind of energy we all need in a relationship - full of laughter, weird nicknames, and zero shame.

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u/Sataris 1d ago

Shut up ChatGPT, what do you know

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u/_redacteduser 1d ago

wrong kind of dash, buddy

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u/p-nji 1d ago

It's still obviously a bot? Maybe they're innovating.

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u/_redacteduser 1d ago

bro I'm just trying to be nice so the AI overlords don't murder me

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u/thelnterview 1d ago

I dont trust any videos I see taking place on airplanes now. Just assume they are all from influencer planes

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u/Pro_Moriarty 1d ago

"You should put me as Long Dong Silver"

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u/BumblebeeMedical6519 1d ago

Making the edit.

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u/Goon_To_Toons 1d ago

My dyslexia read the name change as Nick Rice

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u/dlb199091l 1d ago

Reminds me of when my wife was big titty lady in my phone.

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u/baseballbear 1d ago

i have my partner labeled "girl with the dump truck ass 🚛"

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u/iseverusernametaken 1d ago

I hate this trend of posting a video of eves dropping on someone’s private texts convos

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u/SonUpToSundown 1d ago

Watching the detectives

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u/TheBear5115 1d ago

Heh and the cycle continues

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u/prodigalkal7 1d ago

Android user here:

What's up with that weird gold sheen that flashes on specific words?

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u/dense_bot 1d ago

Iphone user here:

Asking the same question

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u/prodigalkal7 1d ago

My best guess would be it has something to do with emojis, since once he opened the emoji tab, they flashed

Maybe it's like "tap a word and it'll bring up the corresponding emoji", maybe? But yeah idk, just a theory

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u/yankh8r806 1d ago

Yea that's exactly it. When you open the emoji keyboard it highlights words in your text that have a corresponding emoji that you can tap the word and have it replaced with. I suppose it has its use cases but I've never used it.

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u/the_white_typhoon 1d ago

Is it an Iphone thing?

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u/Striking-Macaron-313 1d ago

Always has been.

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u/defneverconsidered 1d ago

Ok now I need to think of a cute emoticon to end with so its not weird

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u/Imonlyhereforlewed 1d ago

I have my wife saved as 'Hot Flaps'

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u/bowleggedgrump 1d ago

Lucky man

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u/Professional-Box4153 1d ago

In my partner's phone, I am listed as Mr. Fuzzybuns. (It's not even particularly fuzzy, but whatever).

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u/NotWhatYouMeant42 1d ago

My wife's name in my phone is "probably cranky" and has been for years

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u/19peacelily85 1d ago

If you don’t give me this kinda love, I don’t want it.

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u/ConstantinValdor405 1d ago

My wife got jealous cause I have nicknames for some buddies in my phone. She said I should have one for her. So I changed her name to Scht, which is something we do to quiet people down.

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u/werdna0327 1d ago

“Making the edit now” is a legendary response lol

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u/55thParallel 1d ago

Plot twist, its his daughter

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u/ChefCurryYumYum 1d ago

Definitely staged but a fun video anyway.

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u/AweBeyCon 1d ago

I have a Booby and a Booty in my contacts

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u/Lorekroft 1d ago

I have my spouse down as [name] the big headed skateboard baby. Because, they told me when they were a lil baby, their head was heavy enough that their neck couldn’t support it, so their grandpa got them one of those small skateboards when they started crawling (they kept getting rug burns on their forehead). So they wpuld just scoot everywhere on the skateboard and their head was completely safe 🤣🤣🤣 I have yet to let them live that down and they love it hahahahaha

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u/CarrotDesign 1d ago

Redditors really are either all autistic or dumb as rocks.

Can't tell a sketch for real life.

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u/Johnny_off_Stage 1d ago

"Making the edit now"

That's what I call diligence.

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u/Kwayzar9111 1d ago

Staged for content

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u/Old-Lingonberry-360 1d ago

My name is ThunderCakes on my bfs phone. Thunder from Thunder thighs, and my nickname is Cake.

He calls me Boobah as a sweet name, which turned to Boobs. I think it's cute.

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u/reddit_tard 1d ago

Linh probably has fake tits...

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u/Digger_Pine 1d ago

I'm downvoting for reading/filming other people's texts

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u/100Onions 1d ago

I hope Nice Rack sees this post and we get some closure.

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u/Efficient-Cake-956 1d ago

Az wD Sqyzc FTC Dr CT X.

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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 1d ago

The person filming is exactly why I hate having someone behind me. Literally can't have privacy. Imagine filming someone's phone, let alone their messages.

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u/Hopeful_Part_9427 1d ago

I love when people end sentences with dot dot dot for no reason…

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u/Woxfrosch 1d ago

You Creep

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u/Own-Association2733 1d ago

I'm really against this video for sharing someone's private conversation. But then at the same time that's what he's doing too, so I guess it's kind if karma in a way

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u/Much-Tea-3049 1d ago

Mind your fucking business.

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u/centralcbd 1d ago

I was just on a plane and this group of women behind my row talked the entire time. I saw the guy beside me post to his Facebook "people who talk during the entire flight should be put down with the checked luggage." Ha

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u/nice_one_buddy 1d ago

Creepy ass shit recording the text convo of someone in the next row

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u/Legal_Neck4141 1d ago

Now I want to see the perspective of someone recording this guy recording the other guy

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u/CastAwayWings 23h ago

I got my wife saved as “Warden”

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u/Coremags 23h ago

Plot twist, that’s his mistress 😂

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u/Upbeat_Ad_6486 22h ago

Crazy y’all are ragging on the person taking the video for snooping on texts while the person in the video is talking about sniping on the person beside them.

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u/BeatNo2976 22h ago

On todays episode of Six Degrees of Not Minding Your Own Business

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u/Furry_Pirate 21h ago

That's perfect 🤣

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u/went2college 20h ago

Marry her.

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u/acloudcuckoolander 20h ago

The one who recorded this is a creep.

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u/Deep-Pudding819 19h ago

You should be naming me Scent After Asparagus.

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u/non_human_crab 19h ago

Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy to record and post a stranger's texts in public

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u/Makasex 18h ago

Hey im french, and I can't figure out what "Rack" means ...

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u/PireFenguin 17h ago

Go back to Facebook with your dumbass music and emojis

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u/baggyzed 17h ago

Mrs. Nicerack Lovelybutt.

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u/Nicely-678 13h ago

So... Other side of this Post, "This is Legal?"

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u/Upset-Caterpillar-90 13h ago

-How many times someone's privacy should be breached in one video? -yes

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u/AlaWatchuu 12h ago

Okay, can anyone explain why "plane", "texting", "lovely" and "phone" are lighting up before he sends the message? Like what's the point of that?

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u/antique_codes 9h ago

Emoji replacements

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u/Solanthas_SFW 11h ago

This is pretty funny lol

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u/devonjosephjoseph 11h ago

At least two people in this situation need privacy screens

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u/Important_Jeweler_55 7h ago

Dude is not even laughing 😆

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u/Sirico 1d ago

creepy ass post

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u/Skitzo_Frantic_420 1d ago

Op nosy as hell

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u/CilanEAmber 1d ago edited 1d ago

Watching this on the bus, had to look behind me to make sure someone wasn't invading my privacy and filming me watch this.

Hope the guy behind me does the same.

E:Can't win em all I guess

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u/No_Relationship9094 1d ago

OP is jealous of this guy's thick Vietnamese girl so he snoops

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u/heavydoc317 1d ago

Is everyone just looking at each other phones wtf

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u/heingericke_ 1d ago

Missed opportunity. Should've added, "...what I wanna know is, how does he know you?"

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u/Jealous-Bottle-6260 1d ago

Mind your own business.

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u/defaultnumber 1d ago

Buncha creeps every which way

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u/GrlDuntgitgud 1d ago

Yeah I guess there really are a lot of peeping tom regardless of gender.

Hey, if you have aocial media, dont expect privacy from anyone eh.

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u/WoopsieDaisies123 1d ago

It’s creepy as fuck to be recording someone else’s phone like this…

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u/Narcoleptic_247 1d ago

Recording someone typing on their phone without their knowledge is shitty as fuck.