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u/SourPuss6969 1d ago
I started at a new job a few months ago and the supervisor is trying to show me how we can do a lot of our reporting and audits on our phone. He goes to the page and gets a notification from "Sugartits" and says something like "sorry my wife is messaging me"
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u/Rion23 1d ago
If she got a boob job, would she be Splenda tits?
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u/byjimini 1d ago
We get this at work sometimes with very impatient technical customers, who then have to spell out their email address “mrfluffypants@” and suchlike.
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u/NukeTheWhales5 1d ago
Omg. You should be naming me good dick.
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u/LetPotential2207 1d ago
Making the edit now.
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u/ExpertOnReddit 1d ago
The guy above me is commenting about the guy in the video recording the guy texting his wife about the guy texting someone on his phone called "Lovely Butt"
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u/121gigawhatevs 1d ago
Hmm maybe I need a privacy screen on my phone
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u/DocAndonuts_ 21h ago edited 11h ago
Good idea, imo. But know that they can be finicky with fingerprint scan. But they work well otherwise.
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u/BIGREDEEMER 1d ago
This is creepy. Now I gotta make sure fools behind me aren't recording my messages? Fuck me.
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u/falloutvaultboy 1d ago
Go get one of those screen protectors that black out the screen if it's being looked at on an angle
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
Snooping on someone’s text messaging isn’t cool bro.
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u/FiveCentsADay 1d ago
I agree. I also can't help it.
Taking a phone out and recording it is heinous though lol
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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago edited 1d ago
Watching is kinda impossible to avoid sometimes. Recording is crossing so many lines. It's actually kinda crazy cuz the dude texting is exhibiting the right kind of behavior about observing random shit while the recorder isn't.
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u/PeebagMcGee 1d ago
Definitely possible to avoid, as I never read other people’s phones. Imagine dude turning around and seeing someone reading over his shoulder, you think he’ll be OK with it if they weren’t recording? Are you cool with strangers reading your private messages?
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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago
Imagine dude turning around and seeing someone reading over his shoulder, you think he’ll be OK with it if they weren’t recording?
I mean he was doing it himself so I figure he wouldn't mind
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u/PeebagMcGee 1d ago
You have, unsurprisingly, missed the point
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u/Same-Development4408 1d ago
Nope. I understand some would respond negatively. But in your example the person would not
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u/xCeeTee- 21h ago
My ADHD brain sees writing and reads before saying "no, stop." Although sometimes it's because they're watching a video on speaker and I'm thinking they want to share with the class. Public transport is so annoying for that these days.
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u/highfivesquad 1d ago
This.
Fake or not, we all know this will help normalize the behavior and degenerates will think its okay.
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u/Sad_Confection5902 1d ago
This is exactly it, sure the quality of video and framing makes it highly unlikely to be real, but it still sends the signal to people that it’s ok to film and intrude upon strangers privacy.
There was an interesting study I read a number of years ago that showed how humor was a way of normalizing behavior in social groups.
They looked at groups of men and their attitudes towards rape. What they found was that all men would joke about rape, as jokes normally center around sensitive subjects, but they estimated that about 15% of people thought the jokes were condoning rape.
So to put this in context, if you’re in a group of guys, and you tell a joke that involves some context of rape, about 85% of the people laughing are laughing at the absurdity of the joke, knowing that rape is an awful thing to do. But 15% of the people laughing are doing so with the belief that everyone is laughing because “we all know rape is ok, but we’re not supposed to talk about it”.
That really reframed group dynamics for me and how I saw the people around me. While I know most people are generally good, I am much more on the lookout for the snakes in the grass.
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
Now I’m paranoid people are snooping at my phone in public
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u/DimbyTime 1d ago
If you’re that concerned get a privacy screen
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u/Valleron 1d ago
My buddy uses one. Every time he tries to show us something we have to be dead on with the screen or we can't see shit.
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u/jakehood47 1d ago
Or alternatively, just look at the most degenerate shit so they learn their lesson about being nosy
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u/_akrom 1d ago
They are.
Source: Me, I look at your phone in public. Why? Cause I am fucking nosy and you don't have the situational awareness to not hold your phone up in front of your face in lines.
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
Hey quit snooping at my phone!
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u/Gas-Town 1d ago
Moron
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
Oh I’m the moron, not the person snooping?
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u/defneverconsidered 1d ago
Yea a bit
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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago
It’s A faked Sketch bro
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago
I was thinking that the clarity was almost too good, but wtf do I know, my iphone is older.
It’s just weird that it’d be a skit bc that’s a lot of effort for a result that isn’t that knee-slapping.
The video was cute, at best.
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
It’s still snooping, bro.
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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago
The person texting is in on it. How the F is that snooping. It’s a Sketch. Y’all slow af
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
They’re still portraying the act of snooping, which is not cool, bro.
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u/Gas-Town 1d ago
Redditors can be such fucking dorks. How do you operate day-to-day like this?
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u/highfivesquad 1d ago
You talk and act like a small man pretending to be a big man, aka a MAGA.
checks profile yep that checks out.
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u/Mulsanne 1d ago
In your view, the dork is the person pointing out that normalizing creepy behavior is a shitty thing to do?
I'm glad I don't know you and I hope we never meet
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u/ThaiSweetChilli 1d ago
Let me tell you the story of when I went to a concert hall and whilst sat down waiting for it to all start, the guy in front of me was on his phone and held it head-level, and I saw pages and pages of hardcore furry porn. I saw the largest male furry butthole that day.
I obviously didn't mean to but bro put your phone lower or be more discreet about it ..
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u/applepumpkinspy 10h ago
This video should be followed up with a post from the person behind this person filming them (circle of life)
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u/Autistic-Fact-3260 1d ago
It’s pretty normal. If you open your phone in public, you should be expecting others to glance at it. It’s human nature
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u/Apartment-Drummer 1d ago
Nope, mind your business
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u/AlbatrossInitial567 1d ago
Or just stop caring about random strangers you will literally never acknowledge again
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u/toolsoftheincomptnt 1d ago
This whole thing is creepy. Everyone mind your own phones! Wtf
Except “Nice Rack” should’ve been saved that way all along…
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u/firewire87 20h ago
Almost like they knew what the person was going to be texting, almost like it was a set-up thing to get clicks and views
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u/Ok-Committee-6889 1d ago
Nobody is bothered by the typing speed?
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u/OneThotOneKill 1d ago
I'm more bothered by the use of one thumb and one pointer finger
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u/xCeeTee- 21h ago
Carpal tunnel got me doing crazy things. Like putting my phone in landscape and using my fingers like a normal keyboard. And I tested with methods like this.
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u/Boulderpaw 13h ago
Listen, back in my day we had to walk all the way to the local monastery and get the scribe to write our letters for us, and you know they’d always take forever with those extra fancy first letters.
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u/Haunting-Ad708 1d ago
It’s a sketch
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u/Houseboy23 1d ago
My wife jokingly changed her name in my phone to My Trap Queen. So I get her back by calling her via voice command in front of her family
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u/LavenderRealm 1d ago
This is the kind of energy we all need in a relationship - full of laughter, weird nicknames, and zero shame.
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u/thelnterview 1d ago
I dont trust any videos I see taking place on airplanes now. Just assume they are all from influencer planes
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u/iseverusernametaken 1d ago
I hate this trend of posting a video of eves dropping on someone’s private texts convos
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u/prodigalkal7 1d ago
Android user here:
What's up with that weird gold sheen that flashes on specific words?
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u/dense_bot 1d ago
Iphone user here:
Asking the same question
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u/prodigalkal7 1d ago
My best guess would be it has something to do with emojis, since once he opened the emoji tab, they flashed
Maybe it's like "tap a word and it'll bring up the corresponding emoji", maybe? But yeah idk, just a theory
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u/yankh8r806 1d ago
Yea that's exactly it. When you open the emoji keyboard it highlights words in your text that have a corresponding emoji that you can tap the word and have it replaced with. I suppose it has its use cases but I've never used it.
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u/Professional-Box4153 1d ago
In my partner's phone, I am listed as Mr. Fuzzybuns. (It's not even particularly fuzzy, but whatever).
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u/ConstantinValdor405 1d ago
My wife got jealous cause I have nicknames for some buddies in my phone. She said I should have one for her. So I changed her name to Scht, which is something we do to quiet people down.
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u/Lorekroft 1d ago
I have my spouse down as [name] the big headed skateboard baby. Because, they told me when they were a lil baby, their head was heavy enough that their neck couldn’t support it, so their grandpa got them one of those small skateboards when they started crawling (they kept getting rug burns on their forehead). So they wpuld just scoot everywhere on the skateboard and their head was completely safe 🤣🤣🤣 I have yet to let them live that down and they love it hahahahaha
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u/CarrotDesign 1d ago
Redditors really are either all autistic or dumb as rocks.
Can't tell a sketch for real life.
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u/Old-Lingonberry-360 1d ago
My name is ThunderCakes on my bfs phone. Thunder from Thunder thighs, and my nickname is Cake.
He calls me Boobah as a sweet name, which turned to Boobs. I think it's cute.
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u/FriendlyBabyFrog 1d ago
The person filming is exactly why I hate having someone behind me. Literally can't have privacy. Imagine filming someone's phone, let alone their messages.
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u/Own-Association2733 1d ago
I'm really against this video for sharing someone's private conversation. But then at the same time that's what he's doing too, so I guess it's kind if karma in a way
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u/centralcbd 1d ago
I was just on a plane and this group of women behind my row talked the entire time. I saw the guy beside me post to his Facebook "people who talk during the entire flight should be put down with the checked luggage." Ha
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u/Legal_Neck4141 1d ago
Now I want to see the perspective of someone recording this guy recording the other guy
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u/Upbeat_Ad_6486 22h ago
Crazy y’all are ragging on the person taking the video for snooping on texts while the person in the video is talking about sniping on the person beside them.
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u/non_human_crab 19h ago
Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy to record and post a stranger's texts in public
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u/Upset-Caterpillar-90 13h ago
-How many times someone's privacy should be breached in one video? -yes
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u/AlaWatchuu 12h ago
Okay, can anyone explain why "plane", "texting", "lovely" and "phone" are lighting up before he sends the message? Like what's the point of that?
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u/CilanEAmber 1d ago edited 1d ago
Watching this on the bus, had to look behind me to make sure someone wasn't invading my privacy and filming me watch this.
Hope the guy behind me does the same.
E:Can't win em all I guess
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u/heingericke_ 1d ago
Missed opportunity. Should've added, "...what I wanna know is, how does he know you?"
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u/GrlDuntgitgud 1d ago
Yeah I guess there really are a lot of peeping tom regardless of gender.
Hey, if you have aocial media, dont expect privacy from anyone eh.
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u/Narcoleptic_247 1d ago
Recording someone typing on their phone without their knowledge is shitty as fuck.
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