r/Hasan_Piker • u/marelacous • 23h ago

Certified hog moment 🐷 This man can't stop showing his meat 😭

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923 Upvotes

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u/Mjain101 22h ago

Now this is hogwatch

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u/karen_lobster 17h ago

Fucking STOPPPPP oh my god the way I just cackled

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u/Mjain101 15h ago

It’s comforting to know I can make someone laugh 🤣

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u/theegodmother1999 23h ago

ethan's frothing at the mouth rn

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u/pandaplagueis 22h ago

That makes 2 of us cause gyatttt damnnnn

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u/Disastrous-Pack1641 22h ago

Can't blame him

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u/Sexisthunter Baby gloves on, and you cried like a bitch 19h ago

I can blame the shame though. I am not ashamed of the gospel of Hank Pecker

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u/here_for_my_cheddar 21h ago

Something of mine is frothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Slow_Significance329 23h ago

"Look how stupid his cock looks!"

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u/lalith_4321 23h ago

Ek's new ig story

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u/leericol 22h ago

You think you're joking but I'm sure he'll have something to say about how this is hypocritical for a socialist somehow

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u/here_for_my_cheddar 21h ago

It's communism, it's "our" manroot now

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u/lalith_4321 22h ago

Oh I'm sure. It'll be posted in that sub with the title "Ethan's new ig story" without adding anything, and more than 1/3rd of the top comments come from accounts that directly participate in the pestiny sub and some sock puppet accounts cosplaying as h3 fans

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u/trigger2k20 19h ago

EK has always been jealous of men with a better physique. Dude is so out of shape even with ozempic.

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u/Riboflaven 18h ago

I’ll have to look a few more times just to make sure.

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u/imf4rds Consequences for my actions? 23h ago

I am very charitable, so I’ll allow it.

161

u/Ziodynes Weasely little liar dude!! 22h ago

ethan crying STUPID SEXY HASAN on his next live show

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u/nyssaR read more Marx, read more Fanon 22h ago

he needs to serve his vegan chatters as well, where's the bakery pic? bet it's a massive one back there

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u/millringabout 22h ago

You haven’t watched his twerking video??

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u/nyssaR read more Marx, read more Fanon 21h ago

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u/GoldenGodMinion 20h ago

Let us eat cake, m’lord

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u/EstablishmentSad6568 22h ago

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u/illustrious_d 22h ago

Goddamn I fucking hate this haha

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u/DooglyOoklin suck me from behind 17h ago

thats mine now

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u/plumpoppip 13h ago

Literally said this to the chatter next to me today IRL when he was up there hollering

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u/AcceptableSpring8697 Anarkitty 😼 23h ago

Bro it would be a waste of rare earth materials if he didn’t show it off

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u/Kind-Block-9027 ☭ 22h ago

RAW EARTH MINERALS

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u/AcceptableSpring8697 Anarkitty 😼 22h ago

😭😭😭 I worked in a geo lab, I’ll take one for the team and run this rock through my machine, figure out which elements it’s composed of 👀🤭

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u/thenoisette 23h ago

I felt like I was unfaithful to my man after this one 😭

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u/empatheticsocialist1 Fuck it I'm saying it 22h ago

I feel like I'm being unfaithful to my future partner after this one lmaoo

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u/thenoisette 22h ago

Lmao. maybe our partners would have the same reaction to this photo, and that’s how we’ll know they’re the ones 🤣

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u/PartyBoyEuden 22h ago

As an entirely straight man, never been with another man, never thought of being with another man, I can tell you, it made me feel some typea way too 😭

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u/empatheticsocialist1 Fuck it I'm saying it 21h ago

Ongod ongod😂😂

37

u/RowAdept9221 21h ago

Girl I've been married for 9 years and I'm peeking at this through my hands like 🫣 lmaooo

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u/TLOP5soon 16h ago

I’m telling my wife “a 2nd hog outline pic has hit the timeline” like I’m that guy telling George bush about 9/11 🤣

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u/biriyanibabka 17h ago

Rightttttttt ? I’m like 1000 % for my husband. But then Has comes with pink undie 😩

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u/ichbineinsatanist 23h ago

not the cum gutters 😭

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u/Jacobs_Haus 22h ago

I debated DMing you or just accepting humility by outright asking you here, I need an explanation on the meaning of "cum gutters"

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u/Ziodynes Weasely little liar dude!! 22h ago

the V lines going down to the COCKA

15

u/Jacobs_Haus 20h ago

Holy crap

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u/ichbineinsatanist 20h ago

English is not my first language and I learned this phrase from Hasan himself

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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES 20h ago

You’re not the only one lol

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u/1_800_username ☭ 11h ago

We call those fine lines in this house.

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u/PM_ME__UR__FANTASIES 20h ago

Oh my god GUYS STOP hahahaha I can’t

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u/Co-opingTowardHatred 23h ago

There's a fucking tag for this??

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u/antibread 18h ago

We need a schmeat tag

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u/Koko175 23h ago

Hoor

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u/prollyjonathan 21h ago

hotel pic in little pink panties absolute harlot!

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u/Ok_Bear1169 22h ago

thank u for posting it here

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u/Madaahk 22h ago

Well. I wasn't gay... /sigh

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u/self-made_orphan 21h ago

have you said thank you yet?

13

u/Andy_LaVolpe 21h ago

“iTs tHe oNlY WaY I CaN ShOw tHe pRoGrEsS Of mY QuAdS”

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u/theredditordirector 23h ago

Hasimping over here don’t mind me

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u/b0nkert0ns 23h ago

I don’t know why the crying emoji got me but it did

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u/lowbatterygeekbar 22h ago

who ever is mad about it, i’m mad at you

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u/plumpoppip 22h ago

Oh thank god

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u/uwax 23h ago

🔍👀

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u/Heyalexhere 22h ago

Hot daymn 🥵🥵, where did u get this picture????

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u/marelacous 22h ago

His IG story

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u/DukeGonzo1984 21h ago

Hank Pecker…oooooohhhhh I get it now!

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u/Cougartamer-69 22h ago

Ethan Klein is foaming at the mouth right now

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u/Cougartamer-69 22h ago

Just realized that I am not the first person to say this

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u/Efficient-Hold993 21h ago

Not showing my wife this, I'm on thin ice as it is since i forgot her favorite color

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u/kingrobin 21h ago

well what's her favorite color?

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u/1_800_username ☭ 11h ago

probably pink now

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u/anthonybourdainswife I HATE THE LEFT 21h ago

God bless him and his thirst traps🙏🏾 makes me regret why i deleted my ig

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u/cookiedan 21h ago

Definitely fluffed it

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u/Medallish 21h ago

The tattoo Ethan needs

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u/earthquakeweather_ 20h ago

He did that in front on Noah's Knicks cap???

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u/Laherschlag 21h ago

...and I'm here for it!

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u/yillybby222 21h ago

and thank god for that

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u/crabtreefindlay 21h ago

Elon is cryjerking in his matrix gaming chair somewhere

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u/huelebichx 21h ago

i'm about to go insane

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u/Shutthatdang 20h ago

And thank god for that

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u/boo_titan 19h ago

He fluffed this time🥹

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u/DooglyOoklin suck me from behind 17h ago

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u/DuddPineapple 14h ago

Hank’s Pecker.

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u/Due-Cardiologist9985 21h ago

Hasan looked disgusting - cock and balls protruding - in his pink boxers before stream. Very very disrespectful.

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u/SeniorJulz 23h ago

I swear he will jerk his big beautiful cock while looking into that mirror!! You all know Im right!!!

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u/kingrobin 21h ago

Hasan should start an onlyfans just to see Ethan's reaction

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u/boo_titan 19h ago

I see what you’re doing

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u/huelebichx 21h ago

i will watch and support and

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u/thearmedlemon 22h ago

I knew he'd been watching too much ishowspeed

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u/S_Ritika Anarkitty 😼 20h ago

He needs to start shoving it into places

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u/Riboflaven 18h ago

Like, I’m studying in a library for my personal trainer certification. I don’t need this kind of distraction.

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u/Scarlet_Onion 18h ago

Computer, enhance that cock

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u/biriyanibabka 17h ago

“Hasan’s 🐓 must taste pretty good “ 🎶

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u/poops_tribeca 12h ago

Ughh fine! I’ll zoom in..

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u/Kingr0ra 18h ago

I ain’t mad at it 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/-seilkie- 18h ago

Thank god

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u/GreatWhiteSalmon 17h ago

Really? I've barely noticed.

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u/shinoharakinji 17h ago

At this point start an onlyfans and make big bucks.

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u/1ticketroundtrip 17h ago

Thirst much?

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u/SpooferMcGavin 14h ago

Post-Truth era? No. Post Hog Era.

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u/Substantial_Wheel_25 11h ago

HOLLLLLLLYYYYY MOLY DADDY PIKER

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u/ActualArthurMorgan 10h ago

Stupid Sexy Hasan 😡

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u/deNET2122 9h ago

Another thing Ethan will whine about for the next couple years

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u/girlBehindWALL 2h ago

Everything about this is awkward af, the tense pose, the angle, the whole vibe is unhinged love it 10/10

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u/QueenSketti 1h ago

GotDAYUM

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u/lukethebeard 21h ago

33 year old man btw

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u/harlotmuffin Fuck it I'm saying it 21h ago

D-do you think 33-year-olds have grey hair and live in nursing homes? Lol

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u/lukethebeard 19h ago

It was a just a joke about him posting thirst traps damn lol

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u/harlotmuffin Fuck it I'm saying it 19h ago

It's all good I'm just messin'

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u/huelebichx 21h ago

meh, some of us started going gray in our 20s 😅

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u/harlotmuffin Fuck it I'm saying it 19h ago

And we love our young silver foxes!

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u/Brwalknels 17h ago

fr though his outfit looked so good today.