r/IdiotsFightingThings Sep 02 '18

This idiot hitting a ton of bees!

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u/FreudJesusGod Sep 02 '18

What was his end game, here? Was he anticipating a different response?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/Jake-the-yellow-dog Oct 13 '18

Learning is fun !!!

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u/KJBenson Sep 03 '18

He looks like he might have some kind of mental problem. On the count of him doing the thing he did.

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u/jozsus Sep 17 '18

Accounting on the thing he did made me laugh so hard...

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u/KJBenson Sep 17 '18

I said on the count..... maybe it is I who has the mental problem...

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u/jozsus Sep 17 '18

“The thing he did” “mental problem”😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Yes

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u/apartment_life Sep 02 '18

I'm pretty sure he was dead at the end. He was so happy at first. So sure of himself. What a sweet and tender man.

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u/Mitank12 Sep 02 '18

He isn't you can see his stomach move towards the end, but maybe that's the queen making a new nest inside.

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u/apartment_life Sep 02 '18

Awww so soft, delicate, and tender is he.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Bloodfly flashbacks from Dishonored 2 intensify

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u/SCDarkSoul Sep 03 '18

I think I saw this on /r/watchpeopledie before.

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u/Casper_The_Gh0st Sep 03 '18

his end game could have become the final game, damn all those stingers in him hes lucky to be alive

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u/SeattleBattles Sep 03 '18

Maybe he thought it was like cartoons and he would get some honey?

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u/Stolypin26 Sep 03 '18

He probably just discovered Jackass and thinks it's a viable career.

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u/ZeusMcFly Sep 10 '18

Like that other Asian dude that put fire ants on his dick.

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u/razeal113 Sep 03 '18

To gain bee powers

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

He was after the honey, too bad he was a dummy.

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u/cuntsaurus Sep 03 '18

Honey maybe?

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u/blackball9998 Sep 03 '18

To become Bee Man

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u/uncleseano Sep 03 '18

The plastic surgeon told him the cost of turning his eyes into mouths and his wife said...

'I've a better idea that you just won't beelieve'

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u/SpringyB Sep 03 '18

He probably didn't want to go into work for his shitty ass 10 hour labor day sale shift.

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u/Wrenavenger Sep 04 '18

Not sure, but he could have died if those stings didn’t kill him afterwards.

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u/Burgertr0n Sep 02 '18

Dude should have watched ‘My girl’

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u/Awake00 Sep 02 '18

Don't you bring that sadness back into my life

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u/saysgoogleitasshole Sep 03 '18

Put his glasses on! He can’t see without his glasses!!!

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u/Awake00 Sep 03 '18

Why would you do that?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Damn you.

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u/LovableContrarian Sep 03 '18

Don't you put this evil on me

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u/superchibisan2 Sep 02 '18

Favorite comment of the day

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u/Reg_s1ze_Rudy Sep 03 '18

Guess im not the only one who read that in Cal Naughton Jr's voice lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

Sadness flashbacks

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u/GoodShitLollypop Sep 03 '18

Reported for cyberbullying

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

Delete this comment I cried so damn hard at that.

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u/ExdigguserPies Sep 03 '18

Wow I'd forgotten about that film.

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u/Reg_s1ze_Rudy Sep 03 '18

I had totally forgot about that...until now... :(

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u/Cr0fter Sep 03 '18

And now I'm sad, I literally just woke up and you made me sad...

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u/ZeusMcFly Sep 10 '18

AHHH FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 02 '18 edited Sep 03 '18

Not sure - it's possible but unless he has an allergy to bee stings, it's very unlikely he did. According to WPD super-mod, Tejmar, the video was posted a while back but removed since the guy survived

The lethal dose of bee venom to kill a healthy adult is approximately 10 stings per pound - so for someone who weighs ~150 pounds, that would be about 1,500 stings. Unless they are Africanized, most types of bee wont sting en masse enough to kill even a small child. This dude clearly was not stung nearly that many times, a couple hundred at most. He is breathing in the video too - and is wearing what seems to be a hospital bracelet, meaning this is many hours afterwards.

This guy seems to have been stung enough to feel horrible - but I think he'll make it. I could be wrong though, specifically if he's even slightly allergic.

Edit: guy survived. Was posted erroneously on WPD and removed for obvious reasons.

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u/nocontroll Sep 02 '18

He looks like he took at least 500 to the face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Doesn’t even look like 100

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u/yoinkitydoink Sep 03 '18

Thank you! I now know I can take on 2000+ bees 🐝:)

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u/crackhead_jimbo Sep 13 '18

More like 2000000 you absolute fridge

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u/superintendentpoops Sep 02 '18

Tell that to Macaulay Culkin

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u/mozfustril Sep 03 '18

Gotta love the WPD mods. They take their jobs very seriously.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

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u/TrepanationBy45 Sep 03 '18 edited Sep 03 '18

You can see him breathing though (?)

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u/Reallycreativeuserna Sep 02 '18

I first watched this on watch people die... so I’m pretty sure he is dead.

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 02 '18

When was this on there?

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u/Reallycreativeuserna Sep 02 '18

Like a month ago?

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 03 '18

Just spoke to WPD mods - it was on there, but removed because reports came out he survived, as I anticipated.

He's not dead, in the video you can clearly see him breathing, which by this point he would have been if he was going to be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Hes breathing in this video.

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 03 '18

I noticed that - hence why I'm extremely dubious about his 'death'.

I checked where this is cross posted from and that thread is even less sure. Again someone claims WPD hosted it a while back, but I'm still unsure.

Gonna go ask WPD talk now to get to the bottom of this.

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u/Maximothewizard Sep 03 '18

it hasnt been on wpd

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 03 '18

Actually according to Tejmar it was, but removed due to the guy surviving. Seeing if we can't get the story now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I can't see if he has both his shoes though

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u/niffrig Sep 03 '18

You could see him breathe in the video. Doesn't mean he didn't die after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/blueteamk087 Oct 25 '18

At least they weren’t the Japanese Giant Hornet

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u/lipslikemorphinee Sep 02 '18

why would someone go out of their way to harm bees :(

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

He doesn’t look like he’s all there. In the head, I mean.

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u/Jrook Sep 03 '18

"lol how strange, yellow and black striped house flies! Why, holy shit... Omg it would be too funny to strike these while singing! Haha now I'll definitely get laid"

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u/LovableContrarian Sep 03 '18

I sorta doubt he harmed any bees by hitting a hive with an empty plastic bottle. Pissed em off tho

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u/sblahful Sep 03 '18

You realise they die after stinging someone right?

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u/SwedishChef89 Sep 02 '18

Let him bee.

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u/davinpantz Sep 03 '18

I don’t see what all the buzz is about.

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u/SwedishChef89 Sep 03 '18

Reddit is always the hive of pun activity.

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u/icedani Sep 03 '18

These bee puns really sting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

You guys have got to bee kidding me?

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u/Pure-Pessimism Sep 02 '18

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u/Turakamu Sep 03 '18

Just imagine a head full of bees facefucking you with a hundred more waiting for their turn while you try to navigate your way out of a forest

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/stop_being_ugly Sep 02 '18

Beads?

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u/AHenWeigh Sep 03 '18

They don't allow you to have bees in here.

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u/lonelygalexy Sep 03 '18

My face hurts from seeing this

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u/Danzibar9000 Sep 02 '18

Brings back my trauma from the first time I saw My Girl as a kid.

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u/zumpknows Sep 02 '18

And I'm suppose to feel bad for him? Idiot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18 edited Sep 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18 edited Oct 27 '19

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u/reverendjesus Sep 03 '18

[recordscratch] You're probably wondering how I got here. [Baba O'Reilly starts playing]

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

He ded?

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u/Fisch_Man Sep 02 '18

Probably wishes he was... but he appears to be breathing in the final few frames.

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u/IceStar3030 Sep 06 '18

Then he failed nature by surviving...

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u/Holeshot75 Sep 03 '18

They're defending themselves somehow!

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u/jb_in_jpn Sep 03 '18

/r/JusticeServed

What a fucking idiot.

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u/Air_Hellair Sep 03 '18

H'N'ONK H'N'ONK H'N'ONK

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u/isjahammer Sep 02 '18

Was this some kind of jackass-like stunt?

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u/bored_in_the_office Sep 03 '18

No, this was tourist like behavior.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

"Inanimate object"

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u/spikeosaurus Sep 02 '18

There's easier ways to kill yourself

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet Sep 03 '18

And the Darwin Award goes to.......oh you're never gonna guess......

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I'm not a smart man Jenny...

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u/IceStar3030 Sep 06 '18

But... why?! This guy's tempting his own death.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

This might be the funniest thing I've seen all week

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u/silverbullet5774 Sep 03 '18

I usually don’t laugh at these, but as an entomologist this one made me chuckle hard.

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u/Leonbox Sep 03 '18

The guy’s Chinese. Chinese people are renowned neither for a deep respect for nature nor for thinking through the consequences of potentially dangerous/stupid decisions. There was a woman a couple of years back who got out of a car in a tiger enclosure because she was pissed at her husband.

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u/ZeusMcFly Sep 10 '18

HAHAHAHA

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u/lawnessd Sep 03 '18

And people make fun of me when I unapologetically run away and scream like a little schoolgirl when I see anything small, flying, and with a hint of yellow.

They're all wasps to me, and they can all suffer. You shouldn"t have 3x my legs, plus a stinger, plus the ability to fly in the most erratic direction without any purpose (and attack me because I was threatening you. Bullshit.

And that doesn't even begin to address the ISIS of the insects. So, I walk outside my apartment, step onto my grass as a shortcut to my car, and you have the right to murder me? Fuck you, yellowjackets!!! ANNOUNCE YOURSELF!

Let's have a conversation, or may e a warning sign I can see before my first cup of coffee because I'm going to see that hole 0/10 times before I step on it. Then you sting, warn your buddies, and don't even die - just so you can scream again.

I saw two dragonflies boning outside my car window at a red light the other day. My gf makes fun of me because they're harmless. Fuck that mess. I rolled up my window as fast as possible, heart pumping out of my chest. The movements they made were not those of harmless insects. They were erratic death machines

I'm done for now bc going back to sleep. But until you wake up to wasps in your lampshade as you turn on the light, you have no right to judge my hatred for yellowish flying things.

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u/MAGA2ElectricChair4U Sep 05 '18

Fun fax: they really are just wasps that learned to farm.

So I guess you could call those nomadic stinging bastards..... Beedouins

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u/xela-CR Sep 02 '18

Is he dead?

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u/Psycho-Raven Sep 02 '18

So predictable...

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u/IChooseFeed Sep 02 '18

At least it's not wasps!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

He's still breathing after that

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u/Voxelgon_Gigabyte Sep 03 '18

Wtf did he expect?

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u/deth4bunny Sep 03 '18

Yes, a yellow jacket is a type of small wasp in North America

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u/deth4bunny Sep 03 '18

They always called it an allergy to bees, I’d probably have a reaction to honey bees as well I suppose. ..but wasps are much more aggressive and I’ve only ever been stung by them. I think the difference is wasps can bite and sting? I’m not sure but I’d be interested to know if there would be a different allergic response.

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u/jtoppings95 Sep 03 '18

the allergic response when stung is in response to venom, the response when bitten is to whatever is in the wasps salive... so yea it could absolutely be two different allergies

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u/sarooner Sep 03 '18

Just why?....

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u/Dave_dinkum598 Sep 03 '18

Im pretty sure hes dead

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u/daddaman1 Sep 03 '18

Worst stings are the lips and eyelids but damn ALL those looked painful!!

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u/laurenfckery Sep 03 '18

I just got here. Is he dead? :|

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Yeah so he died right?

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u/AEguyproductions Sep 03 '18

I, uh... didn't actually want to see that.

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u/jpond17 Sep 03 '18

Um doesn't it look like this dude has down syndrome or is it just me? Seriously..if he does whoever filmed this is an asshole

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u/SunRendSeraph Sep 03 '18

"There he is again, get the little guy, defend the hive, attack!"

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u/Ikenmike96 Sep 03 '18

Is he dedded?

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u/Bfreak Sep 03 '18

And coming in at number 1 as the worst way to commit suicide.

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar Sep 03 '18

Ow! They're defending themselves somehow!

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

I feel like he deserved that

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

He ded

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u/RoyalsFan1985 Sep 03 '18

Is he dead?

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u/Rob1150 Sep 03 '18

Fong Fong Fong!!!

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u/The_Dutchling Sep 03 '18

Natural selection at it’s finest

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u/_ekimike Sep 03 '18

Guess he won't bee seeing anytime soon even for an Asian

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u/notthezodiackiller- Sep 03 '18

"I'm gonna get me that honey."

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '18

Autopsy??

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u/PapaByrne Sep 12 '18

Stupid is as stupid does. Stupid damn stupid head.

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u/billdozer00 Sep 19 '18

He looked dead

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u/deth4bunny Sep 02 '18

When I was 5 we were playing a game in the woods and shaking trees, I shook a tree with a yellow jackets nest in it! I was stung about 20 times and this is when my parents found out I was allergic to bee stings. I was fine after a trip to the hospital but I hate those angry little yellow bastards to this day.

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u/cd83 Sep 03 '18

This exact same thing happened to me, but I was 10 and was luckily not allergic. 22 stingers. We were hitting trees with sticks playing TMNT.

My friend actually hit the nest and took off running without saying anything. He got stung twice.

Yellow jackets are assholes.

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u/NZNoldor Sep 02 '18

You mean wasp stings, right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Cool origin story for The Pain

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

I first saw this on r/watchpeopledie, so yeah, he paid the ultimate price for that.

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 03 '18

Was posted but removed, since the guy survived. Just spoke to mods at WPD about it. Digging up the news story now.

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u/reverendjesus Sep 03 '18

He's breathing at the end, so no, I doubt it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '18

Ieh he ded!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

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u/LOLgekker Sep 02 '18

?????

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 02 '18

Obvious troll is obvious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '18

You good man?

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u/YerDamnRight Sep 02 '18

Lol, yeah. I'm white.

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u/PCsNBaseball Sep 02 '18

Nah, you're definitely not good.

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u/TedNugentGoesAOL Sep 03 '18

Are you the type of cunt where you go bed every night knowing you’ll die alone and not a single person will care, or are the type of cunt that’s oblivious to those facts?

Reply however you will, it doesn’t matter. Just try not to forget that you’re a cunt that no one gives a shit about. See ya.

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u/ZiggoCiP Sep 03 '18

hey, hey - don't get worked up now. guy's a bonified loser for sure, but is defnitely a troll.

giving them any sort of reply is what they want. Downvote - move on - maybe discourage others from feeding.

Oh yeah, also report the twat so we don't put up with that bull shit on this sub at least anymore.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '18

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u/TedNugentGoesAOL Sep 05 '18

I based my comment off your comment history. So by your words, it looks like your parties have constantly been in a bunch . Every day. Aka, you’re a cunt.

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u/YerDamnRight Sep 07 '18

I like cunts, so I'm cool with that. You should probably take your tampon out before you get toxic shock. Nice or your husband to let you use his computer as well.