do what you do

[u/annonimouse90]

[u/Purrosie]

All of my colleagues and critics alike have been most silent in referring to me after the fact which I had acquired a weapon designed to fire rocket-propelled grenades to obliterate targets with utmost haste.

[u/CR1MS4NE → u/Purrosie]

Each individual person within reasonable distance given the context but regarded as a whole has largely creased to produce either words or noises in general in the interim between now and the time at which I attained possession of this military-grade weapon designed to exert force upon a typically handheld grenade in order to propel it as a projectile much further than manual acceleration would allow

[u/Purrosie → u/CR1MS4NE]

I most applaud your improvements upon my swift efforts to make the relevant sentence increasingly verbose.

[u/pink_trip]

Often, it dawns on me, the simple and mysterious realization; of which silence has been bestowed upon me and my generous circle of acquaintances, friends, and familial companions that exist within the small sector of the earth in which I inhabit. After engaging my brain in the act of tender and intentional pondering thus far, I have come to the conclusion that this sudden silence may be attributed to the latest addition to my personal items: a weapon of great size and proportion; a heavy duty rocket launcher.

[u/Miserable-Willow6105]

All the people I regularly contact with have seemingly become significantly less argumentative and came to much rather prefer the silence ever since I got my hands on this particular disposable anti-tank missile.

[u/ApprehensiveEmploy21]

That’s not a rocket launcher, it’s a recoilless gun

[u/qwertyxp2000 → u/ApprehensiveEmploy21]

It is with my honest apologies that the weapon that the original poster has presented to us via an image file is not a rocket launcher, as they have claimed, but instead is a recoilless gun.

[u/mateoballoon → u/qwertyxp2000]

With my deepest apologies I must relay the message with utmost respect that the weapon shown in the image above is actually not a rocket launcher. In fact, the weapon shown in the image file shown above is a gun with no recoil.

[u/Bad-artist08]

I have come to the realization, that the entirety of the masses, acquaintances, critics and all other individuals of note, have been hesitant to express an opinion or make a remark that shines my person in negative light. I suspect it has to do with the fact that i have recently acquired a device capable of launching explosives at great speed, dealing devastating damage, that is often used in international warfare.

[u/Lemak0 → u/Bad-artist08]

🏅

[u/TopaztheWarrior]

All beings under the light of creation--but especially such beings able to perceive and understand not just the complexities of language and society, but also possessing at least a passing understanding of weaponry from the past century--have neglected to raise their voices against me in their previously typical displays of wonton, thoughtless arrogance. This newfound silence on the part of my detractors--both those known to me and those yet unknown, having had yet to make their presence known for lack of action or outcry--is more than likely on account of a sizable boost to my inherent lethality, thanks in large part to my newly acquired military grade armament (as pictured). I will allow this fact to act as demonstrative proof of both my willingness and my ability to dispatch any such aforementioned detractors.

[u/Ok-Pressure7248]

I cant believe they liked the half life 2 rpg so much they made it into a real one

[u/Wrecktown707]

ATGM my beloved

[u/CaptainBIRB14]

Go out and test your rocket jumps like a real american.

[u/Hairy_Consideration1]

Plot-twist: Its has no ammo (was found in a battlefield)

[u/Rare-Unit7076]

Apache helicopters have the same effect oddly enough

[u/Lucy-the-Brain]

Those people with whom I fall into contact, both brief and lengthy, have been increasingly verbally absent after my purchase of a weapon capable of ejecting a high-power anti-tank explosive.

[u/ParticularRough6225]

Question, are you banned from the movie theatre and (unrelated question) does your banning have anything to do with this bazooka?

[u/Better-Quote1060]

Rocket jump..better than cars