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u/Cool-Constant9536 2d ago edited 2d ago
There will be an unknowable and inevitable point within the irreversible continuation of existence the middle-most joint within thine leg, a flat and semicircular piece of an organic structural solid known as bone, of which in particular is suspended within a sky of cartilage and muscle. The organic solid object in question called the patella, shall forgo a catastrophic structural failure that cannot be undone of prevented with any amount of effort dedicated to the postponement of your fate, no matter what precautions are taken beforehand. This horrific incident shall take place and be dealt by the unknowable mass and quantity of violations and crimes against the divine laws of the almightiest of almighty beings, actions that by the mortal who adhere to these divine laws refer to as abominations against the almightiest of almighty beings, in short, being known simply as sins. I, the non-intractable and non-tangible observer, cannot and will not under any circumstances able to be conjured up by the immaterial machine within the biological processing unit of the human man known in short as the brain, in particular, the border-divided segments referred and inferred by neuroscience and those within the field to be the prefrontal cortex and the hippocampus, these parts of the human processing unit Constitute the center for the creation of ideas, thoughts and dreams. To the fullest extent to the force of human consciousness known as the imagination, I, and no one in this plane of reality, whether deceased, currently sustaining a pulse and breath, or in fiction, a force, idea or character that doesn’t and cannot exist within our world, can save you from the consequences of thine foolish, disgusting, abhorrent, immoral and laughably ignorant actions. This is all your fault, You and you alone are to face the consequences of these evil deeds that you have done before this present moment that I am giving this message to you and anyone with the ability and capability to comprehend my message at the almost northernmost point of this particular page, of which is is hosted within a segment of the social multi-person place of discussion called Reddit, and place that in it of itself, is a smaller part of the infinitesimal web of data, wires and digital information consisting of many formats, mostly in 1 and 0. A place called by these who inhabit the third celestial being from the superheated sphere of plasma and gas known by our taxonomical group as the sun, a celestial body which has a singular object known to harbor life known by its inhabitants as earth, we the inhabitants use a form of wired and wireless communication known as the internet, and we come full circle to our former point of the platform known as Reddit, which is the only place that this digital epitaph of data can be discovered.
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u/MontyTheKunti 4d ago
"There may come a day, when your patellas will falter from upholding the overbearing load of your infinite transgressions. I have decided you are beyond rescue"