r/IncreasinglyVerbose • u/emperorjul • 4d ago

Request The title sounds like step 2 in verbosifying: "After a bonfire, this magnet removes the nails!" - Can you improve it?

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u/Purrosie 4d ago

In the aftermath of an event in which people gather, celebrate, and/or dispose of garbage products, many small, sharp, metal objects commonly referred to as nails remain lodged in the surrounding sand; the large device you see before you utilizes magnetic attraction to remove said objects with the utmost haste and in a fashion which exercises due care to not subject any humans involved to injury.

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u/Willnotwincoward 4d ago

All after the sequences of time that lead to the spilling of pieces of metal that can hold together carpentry after applying striking force from a tool with a large head of metal to dig it deep enough to pierce through the carpentry, This astounding device that is a ridiculously ginormous electric powerered stump of metal that generates an invisible magnetic field whose force can and will pull other ferromagnetic materials similar to the likes of the aforementioned spilled pieces of metal.