By all that is good in the world, I suggest that you, the intended audience of the interjection I am currently making, investigate this object that I so crudely compare to fecal matter, because I personally am quite enthused about its existence and wish to share it with you.
With all the persuasive power vested in me by the heavenly forces above, I am, at this very moment, so spectacularly enthused and excited by the thing that I have just personally witnessed with my very own ocular organs, which I am compelled to refer to as some type of digested organic excrement, that I implore, nay, I insist that it is of absolute necessity that any viewing eyes that just so happen to be beholding this image, or any listening ears that may hear my speaking voice, take it upon themselves to use a certain chosen amount of time in their day to comprehend the apparatus that I so vigorously and religiously appraise with my words!
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u/springrex1422 3d ago
I say, the individual I am speaking to currently simply must behold this thing (which I vulgarly refer to as "this shit") at this very moment!