r/IncreasinglyVerbose 21h ago

I believe you know what to do

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 12h ago

You shall eventually pass away!

I am going to commit homicide upon you. I have vowed to spend the remaining moments of my lifespan attempting to find your precise location. I will, with enough time, locate you with my efficient methods. You shall never spend another moment of life in REM, also known as rapid eye movement, again. Whichever deity you worship shall not intervene with intent to bring your salvation. As you read this note, I am approaching your exact position.