r/ItemShop • u/Ham_burger2202 • 2d ago

Rotating HD Chicken Sandwich of Power

Plus 10 damage. Will rotate upon consumption.

886 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/pipe_heart_dev_null 2d ago

This image is giving me -10 sustenance

21

u/that_thot_gamer 2d ago

+10 dehydration

35

u/TheOneAndOnlyCitrus 2d ago

Mmmm

Makes me think of https://rotatingsandwiches.com

9

u/hamfist_ofthenorth 2d ago

This is some StumbleUpon shit and I'm into it

5

u/PotatoKing241 1d ago

Didn't know this was a thing

Now I do.

Fuck yeah.

15

u/OperatorJo_ 2d ago

Why is that so CRISP

12

u/telchior 2d ago

+1 happiness
+5% yearly chance of arterial blockage

4

u/XarlesEHeat 2d ago

Would.

1

u/Malaysuburban 1d ago

Would eat

3

u/TurboJake 1d ago

Just would.

2

u/kyubi_on_the_run 1d ago

Now I want the GIF

2

u/AwesomEspurr360 1d ago

WHERE IS THE TROLL FACE

1

u/awesometown3000 1d ago

I submit to its power

1

u/thehampterboi 1d ago

Was this manually rotoscoped

1

u/Reptililia 1d ago

Target acquired, reconstructing.

1

u/Chunkblob 1d ago

Throwing item the deals psychic damage has 30% chance to apply the "breaded" status

1

u/Ham_burger2202 23h ago

"Breaded Bouncy Bomb" BBB

1

u/starboi386onreddit 13h ago

I would gobble it up

1

u/SirThomasTheFearful 8h ago

I thought it said rotting

1

u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 8h ago

Ew, HD pickles.