r/Judaism 1d ago

What is up with this snow falling in six pointed stars?

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u/leocohenq 1d ago

Guys, stop beta testing the weather machines with actual production samples of the flakes. The goym will catch on to the next phase of world domination.

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u/MLGErnst 1d ago

It was me, sorry. I fell asleep and accidentally stopped the snowflake randomiser.

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u/leocohenq 1d ago

Just make sure that you don't leave the Yemenite shofar shaped icicle generator on, you guys almost killed people last time.

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u/ender3838 Conservative 1d ago

He almost got corkscrewed

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u/Kangaroo_Rich Conservative 1d ago

Classic secret Jewish space laser

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/synesthesiacat 1d ago

I'm STILL waiting on mine.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Nah we all collectively share one, it’s being hogged by some IDF private rn though

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/ancientanonymousgal 1d ago

Who played with the weather machine?

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u/MallCopBlartPaulo 1d ago

Sorry, I was a bit bored this morning.

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u/leocohenq 1d ago edited 1d ago

Little cousin Noah messed with it, it was his bar mitzvah prank.

He is at present helping pour the water for the hand made matzot.

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u/TheTeenageOldman 1d ago

Who played futzed with the weather machine?

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u/idanrecyla 1d ago

Correct

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u/capvonthirsttrapp 1d ago

It was my turn to control the weather machine πŸ™β„οΈ

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u/CapGlass3857 Mizrahi American Jew 19h ago

Let me run it for a change!

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u/The-Metric-Fan 1d ago

Because it’s (((snowing)))

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u/leocohenq 1d ago

YES!

Made my day!

ΒΏIs this still a thing in some forums? I posted about it the other day but did not bother to check further. The fact I don't see this in our forums indicates that ((())) went away from both sides.

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u/The-Metric-Fan 1d ago

I honestly see ((())) being used more often by Jews being ironic than I do by actual antisemites, so I get the sense that it’s gone out of fashion

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u/leocohenq 1d ago

It was at first to signal 'us' out. Then we self identified just to piss then off.. Then it was all over like you say ironically. But I seldom see it now.. I'll start using it again!

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u/CactusChorea 1d ago

We reclaimed it, haha.

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u/AL4-Chronic 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Shojomango 1d ago

It’s cause Hexagons are Best-agons. I just rewatched that video which is a wonderfully fun intro to why hexagons appear so often in nature. Goes to show the People of The Books knew their physics before physics was a Thing to study πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/PhysicalBother4120 1d ago

I thought this was a Mont Blanc ad for a sec.

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u/Last_Bastion_999 1d ago

A shout out from the Almighty?

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u/msdemeanour 1d ago

Jooooooos in Spaaaaace!!

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u/Beneficial-Shape-464 Conservadox 1d ago

The space laser is just that good.

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u/Owl999tm Traditional 1d ago

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u/leocohenq 23h ago

The true chosen

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u/fuddface2222 1d ago

And on shabbos too 😩

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u/idanrecyla 1d ago

Baruch HashemΒ 

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u/DancingTroupial 1d ago

This would for sure be on r/conspiracycommoms

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u/aero_universe 23h ago

Jewish Space Laser

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u/bookluvr83 1d ago

Sign from G-d that He sees what's happening

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u/idanrecyla 1d ago

this is the answer

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u/NikonicImagery 1d ago

This made me smile!! TY

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u/idanrecyla 1d ago

It's perfect in every way

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u/_ateneaa_ 19h ago

Jews control the weather (joke)

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u/soniabegonia 19h ago

All snowflakes have 6 sides or points!

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u/Lawyerlytired 4h ago

Hexagons are bestagons