r/LinkedInLunatics • u/RufenSchiet • 3d ago
Cried in the Lambo, Still Crushing It in
I’ve learned this the hard way:
You can own a Lambo, have flawless skin, and still feel a little empty when your oat milk latte isn’t the exact temperature you wanted.
That’s why I’m done with the highlight reel.
I want to talk about the real stuff. The raw stuff. The kind of stuff that happens after your third trip to Bali and you still don’t feel aligned.
So if you’ve ever cried in the sauna at Equinox, or felt unseen even though your post hit 20K likes—I see you.
And I just want to say:
You are more than your Rolex. You are more than your blue check. You are human.
Here’s to truth. Here’s to depth. Here’s to spontaneous Lamborghini selfies that just happened to catch perfect lighting at golden hour.
Because at the end of the day, the real story… is that I’m still that girl who made it all happen with just a dream, a vision board, and $20K/month in passive income.
Let’s get vulnerable.
Authenticity #SuccessIsLonely #ButNotInMyLambo
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u/reluctant_lifeguard 3d ago
Why the fuck is
every
Sentence
on
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line?
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u/NoWireHangersEver 3d ago
Because she’s not reading what she writes in a traditional sense. Her brain damage renders and overlays the text as spoken words, emphasising the pauses between each line, complete with mental imagery of beaches, clouds, a woman with a loose dress with her arms outstretched gently flapping in the breeze, eagles circling high above and sweeping green plains 🥰💅👑
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u/Winter_Whole2080 3d ago
It’s
dramatic
pseudo
poetry
style.
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u/alexgetshacked 3d ago
If these people could bend over backwards just to sniff their own asshole, they would. They truly believe every word they say matters.
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u/XSmartypants 3d ago
You can see the dealership through the skylight!
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u/ShiroHachiRoku 3d ago
She bought it at a Jeep dealership? I mean she’s ridiculous and trite and cliche and all but how do you know what that structure behind her is?
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u/blackleather__ 3d ago
Wait what how do you know?? Why am I not seeing this? help ???
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u/ShiroHachiRoku 3d ago edited 3d ago
There’s a Jeep Cherokee and a giant truck behind her. I mean she could be at the mall for all we know.
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u/blackleather__ 3d ago
Yeah that’s what I thought too. Doesn’t make sense to park a lambo out in the open if you’re selling it at a dealership…
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u/boyracer93 3d ago
The fact that she wrote ALL OF THAT to preface her strategically moved head showing us the Lambo logo is SENDING ME
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u/ricksebak 3d ago
Worst Drake song ever.
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Crying Lambo Tears but they be drying fast 💨 put the airbags on my face don’t need em in the dash.
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u/Glazing555 3d ago
I saw this and almost posted it! 😂
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
I just looked her up. Every post starts with. I’m almost 45. I can’t believe I’m 44. We should be posting all the comments in here.
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u/Glazing555 3d ago
The comments were guys wanting a look at the bolt on boobs lol
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
LinkedIn is definitely become the professional thirst trap. I feel like we need to see more dudes and crop tops on LinkedIn really level this up.
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u/Glazing555 3d ago
LOL! Speedos!
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Hell yeah! They told me to dress for the job I want… so I did.
Today, I walked into the business world in nothing but a crop top, a Speedo, and sheer, unshakeable confidence.
Was it unconventional? Absolutely. Was HR concerned? Deeply. But was it authentic? 100%.
Here’s the thing—professionalism isn’t a uniform, it’s a mindset. And while my thighs were exposed, so was my vulnerability. Because true leadership means showing up as your full self… even if that self has tan lines and questionable fashion sense.
To all the corporate warriors out there feeling buttoned-up and boxed-in: It’s time to unzip your potential. Let your strategy breathe. Lead with your abs—and your values.
Authenticity #Leadership #DressForSuccess #CropTopCulture #SpeedoStrategy #BusinessCasualButMakeItFashion
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u/Robespierre77 3d ago
How’d you get to be so deep and insightful? Botox?
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Here’s a little secret about Botox therapy. It takes that shallow surface and creates a level of depth, that only this anti aging expert can genuinely share it with the world.
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u/gormthesoft 3d ago
“I’m done with the highlight reel” - posts perfectly done up pic with perfect lighting in a Lambo
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u/Missy_Agg-a-ravation Titan of Industry 3d ago
“At this stage in life I crave realness. Depth. Truth.”
And here’s a posed selfie of me so you can see the Lambo logo on the headrest and most of my chest.
Realness. Depth. Truth.
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u/chakabra23 3d ago
Duck face, extreme exposure of cleavage, psychotic ramblings of the grind paying off ...
Brought to you by Turo: if you can't afford it, rent it!
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u/Relevant-Situation99 3d ago
Anyway, I was thinking of going another 300 cc in each breast. For engagement.
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u/Winter_Whole2080 3d ago
How did this cartoon character achieve her suck-sess
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Anti-aging expert all about gut health. Apparently the United Arab Emirates really loves her.
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u/Fluid_Cat2269 3d ago
Porta Potty expert?
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Probably poo implants. I saw that episode of South Park where the whole world was trying to get some of that Tom Brady poo. Spice Mélange
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u/Sudatissimo 3d ago
What's this woman do for a living ?
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u/RufenSchiet 3d ago
Her page says gut health and anti aging.
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u/Sudatissimo 3d ago
Yeah, besides the Lambo flex bullshit there's a lot of money to be made with "beauty centers" and stuff like that, middle aged women, and women that don't have anything else to care about spend a lot of money there, good for her
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u/Detroit-1337 3d ago
What happens when her lip filler bursts and leaks out everywhere?