r/LinkedInLunatics • u/Drogatog • 3d ago

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u/Lupus76 3d ago

Some pretty good opsec on his top secret project there.

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u/14ktgoldscw 3d ago

Yeah, there’s that saying about how the different between a million and a billion is roughly a billion. The exact same could be said about the difference between telling a friend “man, this has been a stressful week but I can’t really talk about it” and “posting about a top secret project on LinkedIn.”

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u/Lupus76 3d ago

"Hmm, we suspect Mr. Fallica is working on a top secret project, but he slipped our surveillance team. If only we could narrow down where he might be, where he's heading, what flight he's taking, and what passport our superspy is traveling on."

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u/olivegardengambler 2d ago

Ngl with a name like that, it would be more surprising if he's not from Italy.

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u/Wineguy33 3d ago

Straight up the ladder to Presidential Cabinet member for this one.

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u/thecrazysloth 3d ago

He added you to the signal chat too?

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u/lzwzli 3d ago

Everybody's on the signal chat

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u/thecrazysloth 3d ago

It’s like that U2 album that everyone got in their iTunes library whether they wanted it or not. When you download Signal now you just get automatically added to some top secret US government war planning group

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u/blackleather__ 3d ago

Aw that’s fun. I want in!!

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u/TheBikerMidwife 3d ago

Don’t. I still get rage thinking about that.

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u/Munumania25 3d ago

I was gonna say he's on that chat too 🤣🤣🤣

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u/man_gomer_lot 3d ago

He's playing 5d chess and trying to test his security against cyber attacks.

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u/DrSFalken 2d ago

Someone hasn't sat thru their online training this year....

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u/BringAltoidSoursBack 1d ago

Their like 5 different online training sessions, the only thing that's stressed more is that marijuana is still federally illegal

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u/Turbulent_Crow7164 2d ago

What an excellent example of DOD protocols