r/LinkedInLunatics • u/EskimoBrother1975 • 1d ago

He fakes sleeping like a 4-year-old child.

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u/Milky_Finger 1d ago

I dont understand who is following this man's work updates

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u/Expensive-Bag313 22h ago

Probably mostly his employees and people selling him services. But it’s still fucking bizarre behavior on both ends.

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u/morocco3001 1d ago

Thanks for letting us know Hans. I'm not going to that event but I was interested in knowing if you made it or not.

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u/johngreenink 23h ago

I'm really glad he caught up on his sleep! I hope he's getting his vitamins?!

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u/Effective_Play_1366 19h ago

Next will be a vid of him walking up and down the aisle. Just because you are on an airplane doesnt mean you cant still get your steps in! #protip

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u/Prisoner3000 23h ago

Who’s taking the picture?

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u/yesterdaywins2 21h ago

His intern that he pays with work experience

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u/robbycakes 15h ago

Not him. He’s asleep. I have a photo that proves it

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u/Intrepid_Respond_543 16h ago

Exactly, I feel the lunatics are creating an invisible class of severed employees who take these pictures.

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u/palimpcest 23h ago

Bae caught him slippin.

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u/MojoHighway 23h ago

Look, if you're not able to work hard, sleep hard, and take impossible photos, are you even allowed to be on LinkedIn?

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u/MrRoryBreaker_98 21h ago

Right… so who took the picture?

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u/UmpireMental7070 18h ago

Anyone who posts a picture of themselves sleeping is a loser with a capital L.

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u/soyslut_ Facebook Boomer 6h ago

I feel that way even if they aren’t sleeping. Other than your profile photo, if you post a selfie on LinkedIn… you’re a red flag, no matter what to me.

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u/WillRikersHouseboy 18h ago

I can almost feel the selfie stick just out of frame

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u/codykonior 23h ago

It’s so the captain will carry him home.

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u/Revolutionary-Move90 22h ago

Maybe he wants the pilot to carry him to his bed

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u/stuffitystuff 19h ago

I came here expecting a HONK-SHOO and am leaving deeply disappointed 

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u/iamcleek 13h ago

he's probably got ten other shots where the angle is wrong or his eyes are open or his arm's in the shot.

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u/queentracy62 17h ago

Who took a pic of a man sleeping?? That's creepy.

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u/Only_Tip9560 7m ago

Guy is amazing, he can take photos and post linkedin posts while snoozing. No wonder he is a c-level exec.

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u/etherwhisper 18h ago

Bae caught me sleeping

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u/Kaneshadow 14h ago

Bae caught me slippin! Classic memery

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u/Definitely_Maybe_OK 1d ago

Pretty sure it's meant to be a joke.

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u/EskimoBrother1975 1d ago

What indicates that?

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u/jadsonbreezy 1d ago

He took a picture while sleeping.

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u/Definitely_Maybe_OK 17h ago

I've taken joke pictures like this.

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u/madpacifist 1d ago

Found Hans.

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u/Prestigious_Ad_1037 17h ago

Hans up! 🙌

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 22h ago

Definitely. Maybe. OK.

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u/Bill92677 20h ago

Look now, LI is a serious platform for serious people.

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