r/LinkedInLunatics • u/misterpants8 • 1d ago

Babysit like a Boss

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u/Tuala08 1d ago

Promising not to call convinces me you are a shit babysitter!

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u/FoolishConsistency17 17h ago

Right? What I really want from a babysitter is confidence my kid is safe.

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u/Quiet_Constant6117 1d ago

Or a serial killer.

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u/Rebelgecko 23h ago

"sorry I didn't tell u ur kid was in the hospital until you got home lol, I didn't want to lose $200

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u/Forsaken-Cheesecake2 1d ago

Alex, I’ll take BS conversations that never end happened for a million, please.

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u/Open_Bait 1d ago

What being born in a rich family in rich neighborhood taught me about b2b sales

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u/deletemorecode 1d ago

Wealth begets wealth, more at eleven.

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u/trickyvinny 23h ago

Omg I tried that in a poor neighborhood where people had last names like in Florida Man memes and it totally worked. I got $250 night from everyone and they all clapped when they came home.

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u/Jaded_Individual_630 17h ago

I like these stories followed by how "poor people can't manage their finances" from the same doofus poster.