r/LinkedInLunatics • u/SeaUnderstanding151 • 1d ago

Clout Chasing Zoom Background User

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the profile picture is the cherry on top

58 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/winnybunny 1d ago

attend meetings naked, having cloths on subcontiously tells that you are a terrorist and scammer. lol

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u/dirschau 1d ago

Attend the meetings naked with both of his "absolute boys"

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u/Viking_Glass_Guru 1d ago

We are all born naked and the rest is drag

3

u/iamamemeama 10h ago

If you have nothing to hide...why are you hiding your nipples?

1

u/Ambitious_Big_1879 3h ago

I just start jacking it furiously. No face just peen. This way I show that I am most vulnerable. At the end of the day this is venture capital.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 1d ago

Have hardcore porn playing in the background, a bottle of lotion, and some crumpled up tissue in frame as well.

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u/Tombiepoo 20h ago

Real transparency right here. Bravo!

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u/Robie_John 1d ago

Guy so poor he has to have roommates...

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u/Klinky1984 22h ago

Not roommates, absolute bros.

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u/pommefille 1d ago

How about just be professional and put your laundry hamper on the floor like a big boy, and take your underwear or whatever it is off of the TV ffs

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u/Tombiepoo 20h ago

Seriously, his background can be fixed I'm 60 seconds flat. Why are we even trying to extrapolate beyond "untidy human" here?

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u/Tarledsa 21h ago

Close the closet doors bro

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u/JayGoldi 20h ago

Times like this when you wish for Zoom to have a "Blur Foreground" option

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u/nofootlongz 17h ago

Why do their headphones have leashes

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u/SeaUnderstanding151 14h ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Rdw72777 9h ago

The guy on the bottom is melting.

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u/deletemorecode 23h ago

Thank you to the colleagues without blurred backgrounds. Give me something to search for Easter Eggs during long presentations. Maybe a little peak at a cat? Hell yeah.

2

u/Comme-des-Farcons 18h ago

“life hack”

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u/Dyrmaker 12h ago

Never ending mission to convince both themselves and others that they are actually smart. Im a maverick, im a founder, im a disrupter, im a fucking tool.

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u/SeaUnderstanding151 3h ago

😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Dyrmaker 3h ago

Blurred background= clout chasing is insane work. You are not special. Get a life.

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u/[deleted] 14h ago

so why does he not walk around without pants? hiding a small dick?

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u/QuietWyatt0610 14h ago

Whew Give it a few yrs young man and you’ll realize why it’s not about transparency it’s about respect for your colleagues and more importantly yourself

  • can’t be so fing lazy you can’t make the computer go this and that way 🤣 bc

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u/Natural_Photograph16 14h ago

Imagine caring enough about backgrounds to actually provide advice about it on LinkedIn.

Whenever life gets tough, I realize that I don’t have it as bad as these dbags.

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u/waces 11h ago

That’s not about transparency or trust. It’s about inferior management skills. Like the old school so-called managers who thought the business was only running when everyone was in the office in their eyesight. And then harsh reality knocked on their doors

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u/Beginning_Wind9312 10h ago

Who would trust a man wearing a cowboy hat? 🤠 

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u/ErmyBermy 7h ago

This guys a known satirist - hooked you all 😂🪝

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u/Active_Marketing_337 5h ago

That thought came directly out of his arse which is located at the top of his body

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u/omgitsbees 17h ago

everyone that is normal, blurs their background on zoom.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 23h ago

Eh, It's a douchey pose, but I do hate those blurred and virtual backgrounds. I find them to be visually distracting and fake looking.