Ever heard of TMI????

[u/New-Arm-2125]

[u/jizzyjugsjohnson]

What filling my pants with liquid shit at 35,000 ft taught me about B2B sales

[u/Rebelgecko]

Ironically he kept the most important part secret, which airline earned his trust forever?

[u/Detroit-1337 → u/Rebelgecko]

Hard to keep track of that when you’re making things up.

[u/ChampionExcellent846 → u/Rebelgecko]

YCY posted a picture at the end of his post.  It's a napkin with a logo of Qatar Airlines on it.

Wifey boarded a 9 hour (direct) flight under the same circumstances.  The flight attendents were just as concerned, but more because they were considering putting her in quarantine and reporting the incident to the health authorities.

[u/NastroAzzurro]

23 hour flights don’t exist

[u/New-Arm-2125 → u/NastroAzzurro]

Tell that to this guy lol

[u/TetraThiaFulvalene → u/NastroAzzurro]

Yeah, where would it even be? Rio to Beijing maybe?

[u/teambob → u/NastroAzzurro]

He may have been referring to two legs of a flight, which can add up to 23 hours

[u/steve_uncut]

I have no idea what this guy is trying to say. Why did the stewardesses have to do these things? I’ve read it ten times now and I still don’t understand.

[u/New-Arm-2125 → u/steve_uncut]

It’s probably best not to ask questions

[u/Detroit-1337]

Bruh

[u/moscowramada]

Kind of like an undercooked Ken Cheng. Needs to be seasoned with more angry yelling and irrational confidence.

[u/Nakagura775]

There are no 23 hour flights.

[u/SusurrusLimerence]

Also he couldn't fucking swap seats? I'm sure the dude next to him, after being forced to get up for the 10th time, would be happy to oblige.

[u/cubicle_adventurer]

What a gastric disaster taught me about B2B SaaS.

[u/AskAChinchilla]

I'd ask the sleeping guy to switch seats so I wouldn't have to wake him every time

[u/mirkohokkel6]

[u/RioRancher]

Why do these stories always have a similar weird cadence? Is there a creative writing class that these freaks all took?