r/MadeMeSmile • u/ControlCAD • Jul 07 '24

Small Success Messi’s bodyguard protecting him at all costs

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u/Hanswurst22brot Jul 07 '24

You made me curious about that. In internet they say:

" A job as unique as Messi's personal saviour comes with a price: according to various reports, Cheuko earns a salary of $3.5 million per year to take care of the 7-time Ballon d'Or winner and is part of a group of 50 people who are all tasked with keeping their eyes firmly locked on the number 10.04.09.2023

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u/fiercefinesse Jul 07 '24

Damn, keeping my eyes firmly locked on the number 10.04.09.2023 sounds like a drag

All kidding aside though, thanks for sharing, that's very interesting.

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u/Kakaduu15 Jul 07 '24

The 10.04.09.2023 feels like AI hallucinating

Are you AI bot, u/Hanswurst22brot?

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u/Hanswurst22brot Jul 07 '24

Hehe , no , my copy and paste didnt put a space inbetween Messi 10 and the date that statement was published.

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u/Mesjach Jul 07 '24

10 04 09 20 23 will be my lottery numbers

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u/Into_the_Dark_Night Jul 07 '24

You're going to split it with all of us since we are here too yea?

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u/Mesjach Jul 07 '24

ok, if I win the jackpot, I'll give you 50k USD

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u/Into_the_Dark_Night Jul 07 '24

Solid.

I'll wait to tell my husband we can pay off our debt!

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u/Hanswurst22brot Jul 07 '24

I wish you good luck

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u/Nikazio Jul 07 '24

I'm sorry but that number is wrong, it should be "Cheuko earns a salary of $3.5 million per year to take care of the 8-time Ballon d'Or winner"

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u/alphaQ314 Jul 07 '24

Christ! The bloke is being paid more than some of the F1 drivers and a majority of the first division footballers too (before endorsements and other external earnings). Fair play to him, needs to be aware of clowns all the time. But the perks are quite incredible too. Gets front row tickets to witness the goat for all the fucking games.