r/MadeMeSmile • u/mcfw31 • Feb 10 '25

Wholesome Moments Kendrick Lamar and the whole Super Bowl stadium screaming “A Minor”

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u/TedW Feb 10 '25

I could beat her at tennis if she didn't show up to the game.
That's my only chance tho.

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u/Royal-Possibility219 Feb 10 '25

Nah fam. Shed still beat you

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u/Umbra427 Feb 10 '25

She already beat me in every game that hasn’t even been thought of as a hypothetical yet

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Feb 10 '25

If she thought out beating me in a hypothetical I’d still feel pretty good about myself.

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u/RonMFCadillac Feb 10 '25

Hey! You hypothetically got to play tennis with Serena Williams!

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Feb 10 '25

True! But I hypothetically lost too :(

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Feb 10 '25

Yeah. I read somewhere that they took a poll and more than 50% of men thought they could score a point on her. I’m sorry but what a joke.

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u/technoferal Feb 10 '25

No shame in losing to the best. At least you had the courage to get on the hypothetical court with her.

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u/GreenZebra23 Feb 10 '25

Are we still talking about tennis?

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Feb 10 '25

I mean, I was. But she could crush me against her thighs and I wouldn’t complain

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u/Desperate_Mongoose70 Feb 10 '25

Even Doctor Strange sees the defeat.

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u/Daforce1 Feb 10 '25

Me too, no lie.

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u/slayerx1779 Feb 10 '25

In fairness, I think most of us are bad at tennis that we could lose to her even if she was absent.

"Goddamn it, I hit it outside the line again. You win. 😔"

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u/Bullumai Feb 10 '25

Well, I am already beating to her

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u/TweakyBlinders__ Feb 10 '25

A remote ass whoopin definitely lies in store

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u/jeroen_ Feb 10 '25

Top boy

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u/Effective-Penalty Feb 10 '25

Nah. She would still beat you and me

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u/Awkward_Growth_6265 Feb 10 '25

Yall only chance is to call Superman and see if he could fly so fast around earth it’ll go backwards until she was little and her father was teaching her how to play then maybe 😂

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u/Effective-Penalty Feb 10 '25

So there’s a chance! Woot

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u/ShitShowRedAllAbout Feb 10 '25

I could beat her if we both played in a wheelchair and she did not have any time to learn to push and play. As a Paralympian I would have an advantage at least for a while.

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u/TedW Feb 10 '25

Hmm, both of us played in wheelchairs and she had both hands tied behind her back? No, still too risky.

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u/ShitShowRedAllAbout Feb 10 '25

I think that if she had her own custom chair it would just be a matter of time.

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u/dinnerthief Feb 10 '25

The ball cleaves smoothly through your skull, another ace for williams

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u/sadolddrunk Feb 10 '25

I could beat Serena Williams at tennis if she was hogtied by her hands and feet and also I was spotted at least one set (I feel like I’d probably hit a lot of serves out of bounds.).

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u/NirgalFromMars Feb 10 '25

Ate we still talking g about tennis? Because that sounds... kinky.

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u/Hellifiknowu Feb 10 '25

I feel like if you and me played and she didn’t show up on a 2 v 1 , we might win.

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u/siamkor Feb 10 '25

If they made me play against an empty half-court, serving all matches per set due to the technicality, there are decent odds the empty half-court would win.

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u/triedpooponlysartred Feb 10 '25

Even then I'd only give myself like a 50/50 shot

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u/gobylikev0 Feb 11 '25

I mean she could beat me up even outside tennis! Yes physically imposing!

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u/MrOnCore Feb 10 '25

I could probably beat her at tennis…….Mario tennis on the Wii.