If you think having a username that doesn’t have any identifying information about you won’t come back to you, that’s a mistake… I wouldn’t openly admit stuff like this on Reddit. Unless you are on a couple VPNs and know what you are doing. Otherwise you should prob delete this just in case.
Law enforcement isn’t predicating investigations because someone made a joke on Reddit. I might be a pharmacist, so me claiming that I’m a drug dealer might be perfectly legal.
And if they are looking at my Reddit to try and make a case, I was already fucked to begin with. DID YOU HEAR THAT, LAW ENFORCEMENT?!? THIS IS MERELY CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE. I CERTAINLY DO NOT TRAFFICK DANK ASS DRUGS INTO MY BUTTHOLE.
*fwee
This kid was gifted a lifelong addiction, this is deplorable! lol in all seriousness this is so wholesome and I hope this becomes a core memory for the kid of how nice people can be to each other
Just went to a bar arcade recently, told the guy up front one of their games was only taking tokens and not quarters like the other games. Dude looks at the game I’m pointing too, smirks, then reaches under the bar and just gives me a bunch of tokens without me playing.
30min later I’m back up there buying $20 of tokens… bastard knew what he was doing! All I could do was laugh
There is a monkey scam in Mexico, where a man offers to sell a little monkey to drunk assholes.
Then the monkey gets back to your hotel room, opens up the minibar, and begins shotgunning all of the liquor bottles. He the proceeds to fuck up anything in site, screaming, biting, flinging his shit all over the room, with the drunk assholes cowering in the bathroom (unless they left their cocaine in the main room, then you send out an expedition to recover it).
Drunk assholes then go find the man who sold them the monkey, where he says “it’s not my monkey,” and “you bought it, it’s yours,” and then charges them 5x what they initially paid for the monkey, to go up to the hotel room and recover the monkey. He does this to up to two parties of drunk assholes per night, and dude makes an absolute killing.
The stories that come out of in-patient rehab, bro.
gotta hook the next generation so we can all sell them our collections at appreciated valuations in order to afford hip surgeries and hospice care when we're all senior citizens 🤣
Don’t worry, he won’t be able to get any new cards anyways. Scalpers collect them all up right away so he won’t have to worry about really getting addicted.
We can’t let people enjoy their hobbies now can we?
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u/Senorrompeculo Feb 10 '25
So nobody noticed how cruel this is!!! Give the kid a binder to get him started and so now he will be hooked for life. Playing the long game I see. :)