r/MadeMeSmile • u/ShadowRex • Feb 10 '25

Wholesome Moments This is what the hobby is all about

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u/_ac3_0f_spad3s_ Feb 10 '25

Fuck Nick

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u/Thanosthatdude Feb 10 '25

All my homies hate Nick

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u/adventurepony Feb 10 '25

My car battery died and the first person that stopped to help was Nick. I was grateful but he hooked up the jumper cables backwards to steal the last bit of juice out of my battery and drove off laughing. fuck nick.

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u/Smoolz Feb 10 '25

Jokes aside, hooking up jumper cables backwards can be catastrophic, if anyone was curious. Still a great joke but wanted to add a disclaimer for anyone who thought this would be a clever prank.

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u/BrowncoatIona Feb 10 '25

Yup, that's what finally killed my brother's "the van that wouldn't quit".

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u/ElCryptoBromas Feb 10 '25

Actually I heard Nick was going through some shit back then, he's much better now

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u/Thanosthatdude Feb 10 '25

Nick redemption arc

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u/TheAndorran Feb 10 '25

Nick would download ungodly terabytes of porn from his home computer in our shared bedroom while he was at work. He left the screen on so my suite mates took to watching the titles flash across the screen. My favorite was “The Milkman Cometh.” That and the knife thing will always be how I remember him.

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u/JamesTrickington303 Feb 10 '25

what in the fuck is happening

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u/TheAndorran Feb 10 '25

He was a larger man, nothing wrong with that, except his designer underpants were too small and the elastic separated from the cloth. He would put them on and store them separately.

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u/Catswagger11 Feb 10 '25

I bet Nick is a pretty good time when he isn’t being stabby.

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u/SnorlaxMotive Feb 10 '25

What a terrible day to be Nick