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r/MadeMeSmile • u/annadarria • Feb 20 '25
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20 u/Excellent-Hat5142 Feb 20 '25 Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast. 7 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips 14 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo” But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️ 3 u/suesay Feb 20 '25 r/malachite for anyone interested Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are too fast.
7 u/Would_daver Feb 20 '25 Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Who’s there? You are standing so perfectly still, I can’t see you munching those chips
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Ding ding ha that’s right, I was going to circumlocute that shit with “unironic faux-portmanteau” and then I would have had a clear opening to “or… fartmenteau!!! Ayoo”
But that felt hella nerdy and I thought of it too late, so 🤷♂️
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r/malachite for anyone interested
Edit: stupid autocorrect, I meant r/malaphor
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