r/MadeMeSmile • u/AlphaNathan • Mar 01 '25

Wholesome Moments think he was surprised?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Dad learned “No Plan survives first contact with the enemy.” the hard way.

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u/Hank_the_Beef Mar 01 '25

“Everyone hath a plan until they get punthed in the fathe.”

  • Mike Tyson

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u/alepponzi Mar 01 '25

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream" - George W Bush - alepponzi

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u/mo22ro Mar 01 '25

Projectile shoe quicktime event

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u/brandontaylor1 Mar 01 '25

His double shoe dodge, was the only impressive thing he pulled off in his two terms.

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u/theoriginalmofocus Mar 02 '25

Have you seen the golf swing quote?

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u/Kok-jockey Mar 01 '25

I still love that quote…

God damn, compared to what we have now, I miss Bush. What have I become.

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u/trojanminis Mar 01 '25

“Now watch this drive!”

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u/Andre_The_Average Mar 02 '25

"You fooled me, I can't get fooled again"

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u/Far-Government5469 Mar 02 '25

"Who throws a shoe, honestly" -Mike Myers

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u/andwhatarmy Mar 01 '25

The “hath” made this sound biblical at first.

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u/KiddArtos Mar 01 '25

That's fuckin funny. Take my upvote.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

"Everyone has working code until the demo"

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

Not two days ago I was asked if my demo was ready and I was telling the PM that it doesn't work and I'm looking to see why.

During that conversation I was making some settings changes and didn't take note of them. Demo worked. Couldn't tell you what I did and I took a shit load of screenshots just in case it decided "Nah, I'm good" and bounces in two weeks.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

Couldn't tell you what I did

but... git? surely?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

So the code was fine as it was working before and suddenly didn't. I wasn't sure if I made a code change and nothing in the change logs showed any changes I did would've broken this.

It was a setting in our VM's that was reset during forced restart and I still don't' know what setting that is.

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u/Phormitago Mar 01 '25

ah, environmental nonsense, that checks out (in the most exasperating way)

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u/lamposteds Mar 01 '25

That's how they had the kid too!

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u/johnmichael-kane Mar 01 '25

Well this is a brilliant quote I’m stealing!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '25

You'd be the latest in a long line of thieves so have at it.