r/MadeMeSmile • u/CuddlyWuddly0 • Mar 05 '25

Wholesome Moments A Real Gentleman

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u/Rads324 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

That’s not Chris Pratt that’s Burt Macklin, FBI

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u/TheFemale72 Mar 05 '25

I thought it was Johnny Karate

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u/Rads324 Mar 05 '25

Probably the same guy, but Burt left the agency when he was framed for stealing the presidents rubies

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u/quantumturbo Mar 06 '25

Burt died last night after the 10th shot of Snake Juice

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u/Apart-Slide3008 Mar 06 '25

We'll need to find his brother Kip...Hackman.

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u/Redditor_76 Mar 06 '25

Why wouldn't he have the same last name?

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u/Rhupert1011 Mar 06 '25

“Shut up Kyle.”

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u/Dark_Focus Mar 06 '25

Lil Sebastian is ok though right?

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u/LimitApprehensive568 Mar 06 '25

Fly iy little Sebastian! Spread your broken wings and learn to fly!

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u/ZeroWolf51 Mar 06 '25

Yep, right as he was on the way back to his home planet

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u/gonadnan Mar 06 '25

I read this as "presidents rubles".

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u/Defiant_Ad9788 29d ago

My brain still read that with the little pause between ‘president’s’ and ‘rubies’

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

It depends on which master he serves.

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u/SoloSurvivor889 Mar 06 '25

Is he supposed to say Jesus??

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Only if he's from Missouri

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u/Signal-Virus5763 Mar 06 '25

Yea that's on earth ,dipshit

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u/OkNecessary466 Mar 06 '25

What are you hassling us for?

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u/VanillaGorilla- Mar 06 '25

Why is Gamora!

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 Mar 06 '25

Nothing flies over my head 😡

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u/DarkestNight909 Mar 06 '25

Your reflexes are far too fast!

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u/Pitiful_Major3431 Mar 06 '25

you forgot the “your from earth?”

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u/ExpoLima Mar 06 '25

Naw, that's a Jonathan Karate move there.

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u/lazypenguin86 Mar 06 '25

Common now Johnny karate is just Burt macklins cover

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u/SlopTartWaffles Mar 06 '25

Nah it’s the guy from “The Tomorrow War”

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u/BeanConsumer7 Mar 06 '25

Wait, that man invented karate? That’s John Karate? (Short for Johnny Karate)

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u/thin_skinned_mods Mar 06 '25

No, this was his older brother Jonathan Karate.

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u/hello_derz Mar 06 '25

It’s his older and more responsible brother, Johnathan Karate.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Mar 06 '25

I thought it was Chris Pine, honestly.

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Mar 06 '25

Its the same actor, I dont know if it's supposed to be the same guy.

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u/red19plus Mar 06 '25

Thought he was Andy Dwyer.

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u/defalt86 Mar 05 '25

Burt Macklin died. That was his brother. Kip Hackman.

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u/The_Real_Tom_Selleck Mar 06 '25

You thought he was dead? So did the president’s enemies.

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u/Garth_AIgar Mar 06 '25

They have different last names?

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u/defalt86 Mar 06 '25

Shut up, Kyle

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u/mikehulse29 Mar 06 '25

Janet Snakehole is ASHAMBLES

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u/orbankisfaszviktor Mar 06 '25

That son of a bitch😎

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u/Justin_Continent Mar 06 '25

They said he was retired. They said he was too dangerous for the Pawnee Police Department. Turns out they were right — AND wrong.

Macklin, you son of a bitch…

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u/idahoisformetal Mar 06 '25

Is that not the singer of MouseRat?

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u/MacGyver_1138 Mar 06 '25

Nah, Scarecrow Boat.

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Mar 06 '25

I said bye bye little Sebastian

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u/captainduckula Mar 06 '25

It's actually his twin brother, Kip Hackman.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 Mar 06 '25

Naw, Burt would have faced the other way to be able to scope out the situation. Must be his twin

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u/SpiritualAd8998 Mar 06 '25

FBI: Female Body Inspector?

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u/sporkachoon Mar 06 '25

That's Burt's twin brother, Kip...Hackman.

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u/Analytical-BrainiaC Mar 06 '25

I was there, she said I’m commando. Can someone please help?

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u/EatAssIsGold Mar 06 '25

Pity it was not John Cena

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u/xJohnnyQuidx Mar 06 '25

I thought it was the lead singer of Mouse Rat. "You fell into the pit..."

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u/Silly-Routine-6755 Mar 06 '25

No that's andy from mouserat!

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u/InnaDiRed Mar 06 '25

Are you saying the lead singer of Mouse Rat is an FBI agent?!

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u/MuscleEquivalent1444 Mar 06 '25

Yes! 😂😂😂

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u/Thereelgarygary Mar 07 '25

I was legit like " huh looked just like him" then scrolled away like 3 posts and had to come back cuz u fucking got me good lmao

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u/ViciousCDXX Mar 06 '25

That's also a short skirt, not dress

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u/FMendozaJr13 Mar 06 '25

Its Captain Save-A-Hoe

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u/MetalBeardKing Mar 06 '25

She chose to wear it … wtf Are women strong, independent, and able to make their own decisions without needing a man to support those choices or …

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u/Economy_Sky3832 Mar 06 '25

If Chris Pratt was short nobody would like him.

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u/isr0 Mar 06 '25

Yeah. And calling Chris Pratt a gentleman in any circumstance is like calling musk a job creator.

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u/Drakken-kun 16d ago

No it is, you know it is cause the billboard thing behind him says his name right there

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u/Irisgrower2 Mar 06 '25

I see a homophobe

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u/Normal-Ordinary-4744 Mar 06 '25

Aaand there’s always one loser