r/MadeMeSmile • u/CuddlyWuddly0 • Mar 05 '25

Wholesome Moments A Real Gentleman

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u/RedditGarboDisposal Mar 05 '25

A wise man once told me that we are one person but also a thousand people— which is to say that we know ourselves as who we are but are a different person in the eyes of everyone else we meet.

Reddit sees me as an incel with awful comedic timing and in desperate need of touching grass.

But my family sees me as an incel with awful comedic timing and in desperate need of touching grass.

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Oh…

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u/starderpderp Mar 05 '25

I also see you as an incel with awful comedic timing and in desperate need of touching grass.

I am also an incel with awful comedic timing and in desperate need of touching grass.

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u/I_am_not_angry Mar 05 '25

fUUUUCK now i want to touch grass...

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u/y0uLiKaDaPeppa Mar 06 '25

👁️👄👁️ Do it

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u/Square-Singer Mar 06 '25

Your obsession with thouching grass is making the grass uncomfortable.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Mar 06 '25

Oh fuck youve opened my eyes to a powerful new burn.

“Id tell you to touch grass but it would file a harassment claim”.

Thank you for that. I cant wait to use it lol

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u/Square-Singer Mar 06 '25

I like that one!

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u/Square-Singer Mar 06 '25

I like that one!

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u/largeorangesphere Mar 05 '25

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.

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u/Square-Singer Mar 06 '25

You are making the grass uncomfortable.