r/MadeMeSmile Mar 05 '25

Wholesome Moments A Real Gentleman

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u/TheFemale72 Mar 05 '25

I thought it was Johnny Karate

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u/Rads324 Mar 05 '25

Probably the same guy, but Burt left the agency when he was framed for stealing the presidents rubies

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u/quantumturbo Mar 06 '25

Burt died last night after the 10th shot of Snake Juice

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u/Apart-Slide3008 Mar 06 '25

We'll need to find his brother Kip...Hackman.

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u/Redditor_76 Mar 06 '25

Why wouldn't he have the same last name?

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u/Rhupert1011 Mar 06 '25

“Shut up Kyle.”

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u/Dark_Focus Mar 06 '25

Lil Sebastian is ok though right?

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u/LimitApprehensive568 Mar 06 '25

Fly iy little Sebastian! Spread your broken wings and learn to fly!

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u/ZeroWolf51 Mar 06 '25

Yep, right as he was on the way back to his home planet

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u/gonadnan Mar 06 '25

I read this as "presidents rubles".

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u/Defiant_Ad9788 29d ago

My brain still read that with the little pause between ‘president’s’ and ‘rubies’

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

It depends on which master he serves.

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u/SoloSurvivor889 Mar 06 '25

Is he supposed to say Jesus??

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '25

Only if he's from Missouri

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u/Signal-Virus5763 Mar 06 '25

Yea that's on earth ,dipshit

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u/OkNecessary466 Mar 06 '25

What are you hassling us for?

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u/VanillaGorilla- Mar 06 '25

Why is Gamora!

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u/Comprehensive_Pop102 Mar 06 '25

Nothing flies over my head 😡

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u/DarkestNight909 Mar 06 '25

Your reflexes are far too fast!

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u/Pitiful_Major3431 Mar 06 '25

you forgot the “your from earth?”

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u/ExpoLima Mar 06 '25

Naw, that's a Jonathan Karate move there.

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u/lazypenguin86 Mar 06 '25

Common now Johnny karate is just Burt macklins cover

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u/SlopTartWaffles Mar 06 '25

Nah it’s the guy from “The Tomorrow War”

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u/BeanConsumer7 Mar 06 '25

Wait, that man invented karate? That’s John Karate? (Short for Johnny Karate)

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u/thin_skinned_mods Mar 06 '25

No, this was his older brother Jonathan Karate.

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u/hello_derz Mar 06 '25

It’s his older and more responsible brother, Johnathan Karate.

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u/FR0ZENBERG Mar 06 '25

I thought it was Chris Pine, honestly.

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u/garbagebrainraccoon Mar 06 '25

Its the same actor, I dont know if it's supposed to be the same guy.

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u/red19plus Mar 06 '25

Thought he was Andy Dwyer.