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u/WolfmansGotNards85 14h ago
There’s vomit on his sweater already.
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u/Johnny_pickle 13h ago
His knees are weak and his arms are heavy too.
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u/Aron723 13h ago edited 11h ago
Hush little baby, don’t you cry. Everything is gonna be alright
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u/verballyabusivecat 11h ago
Do newborns need many vaccinations? Or do you only get one shot?
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u/Aron723 11h ago
Random lol.
But I’m pretty sure my kiddo has had like 15-20 different shots and he’s 4. Some were Covid and Flu which was yearly. Others like the DTap and HepB have multiple doses over the first couple years.
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u/TobyDaHuman 2h ago
I am sorry you get down voted like that. You might have missed the joke, but you meant well.
Thank you. ❤️
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u/DaisyMaiisy 14h ago
Dude imagine having Eminem as your grandpa
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u/What_Reality_ 14h ago
Imagine your girlfriend telling you she wants you to meet her dad.. “what do you mean he’s Eminem!!?”
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u/TheManSaidSo 10h ago
Her husband is probably like I would be and not give two shits that her father is Eminem.
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u/Liimbo 4h ago
It would not phase you at all to find out a girl you're dating is the daughter of one of the most famous people in the world and is also extremely wealthy? I literally don't believe you. I believe you're not a fan of Eminem, and that's fine, but you would absolutely give a shit lol.
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u/TheManSaidSo 4h ago
Art's just his profession. Wealthy? Why? I don't give a shit about wealth. It's not my money or my fame. Would it make me like her more, or less? No.
I don't get star strucked Celebrities shit, stink, and bleed just like anyone else. I can be a fan but I'm not going to be like, man I'm with Eminem's daughter.
The only instance I would be star struck is if I seen Jesus in the flesh and I'm not particularly religious. I believe in GOD and all bur that would be the only time I would look at someone and be like, Wow that's Jesus.
Any celebrity can come knocking on my door right now and I'm going to ask them what the fuck they want. I'm not going to be like wow, Eminem's at my door. It would be the same way if I was dating his daughter. I wouldn't give two shits that her father is Eminem.
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u/SweetHomeChicago85 14h ago
I hope Eminem loses himself in this moment and never lets it go
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u/thfc11189 6h ago
Hope his daughter could still have kids if she wants ,if not this is Em’s one shot, this opportunity comes once in a lifetime
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u/AttorneyOk4371 14h ago
looks kinda like his grandpa?? or am i tripping
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u/CheezeLoueez08 11h ago
I thought so too. Not sure if I’m just being biased because I know he’s the grandpa (he’s a grandpa!!)
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u/ArtistThen 14h ago
Heaven help anyone who calls that kid ugly.... the diss track would be a dirge.
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u/randomnamejennerator 13h ago
He has made career ending diss tracks about people that spoke ill of his daughter, can you imagine what he would do to someone who dissed his grandchild?
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u/What_Reality_ 14h ago
“But when it’s all said and done, I’ll be forty before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin stories with a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap babysittin’ for Hailie while Hailie’s out gettin’ smashed”
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u/Indie_uk 11h ago
“Back in my day we used to have grimey rap battles in underground clubs” ok grandpa
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u/Tacos_and_Tulips 13h ago
Awww a little Peanut Eminem!
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u/Useful-Permission167 7h ago
Is it weird that my first thought was oh thank god, not a r/tragedeigh ?
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u/greenrangerguy 13h ago
Good luck trying to pronounce your own last name kid I'm struggling here lol
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u/yesnomaybenotso 13h ago
Would you or wouldn’t you have named that child ‘Stan’ and why:
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u/mochafiend 13h ago
Would watch this in a Crossfire-style debate (this reference makes me feel about as old as Em)
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u/Sensitive_Scar_1800 14h ago
Lol this kid is gonna grow up with no idea who there grandpa is. Like one day they be with Eminem and ask “grandpa why do people like you so much?”
And Eminem will say “because I became the greatest rapper of all time”
And the kid will laugh and say “ya right grandpa, you’re white as a ghost!”
Then the truth will come out lol probably via a new multi platinum rap album
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u/Tesser4ct 13h ago
Nah, other kids will for sure make sure he's aware of his grandfather's significance.
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u/LonelyWolf_93 14h ago
Baby EM&M