r/MadeMeSmile Oct 18 '18

What a nice sister

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32.2k Upvotes

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u/nubsauce87 Oct 18 '18

“Sheesh that’s awful... just awful... tell ya what: I’ll continue to do my job, and you give me a raise, and she leaves you guys alone.”

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u/Amyjane1203 Oct 18 '18

"Give me 5% or next she moves on to the company Twitter account!"

123

u/babydoll_bd Oct 18 '18

So this is what happens when the messers become the messees!

18

u/5erif Oct 18 '18

Keep in mind that annual inflation is about 3%, meaning that every dollar has 3% less buying power than it had the year before, so you need at least a 3% raise just to keep from making less next year. So to actually make 5% more, you would need an 8% raise.

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u/CrumblingCake Oct 18 '18

8.15% to be exact

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u/Amyjane1203 Oct 18 '18

Someone needs to tell my boss this!

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u/mrbennbenn Oct 18 '18

well done. these are both very good comments.

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u/dan420 Oct 18 '18

This one, not so much.

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u/Discocat34 Oct 18 '18

THiS oNe is eVeN WuRSe :(

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u/QuestionableTater Oct 18 '18

🅱🥔mEgA💀💨oOf🚂⚡️

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u/crackadeluxe Oct 18 '18

(psst, that's what the arrows on the left are for guys)

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u/peggy-the-hedgie Oct 18 '18

Well did you get a raise?

570

u/vrbobde Oct 18 '18

I guess u should tweet her and ask and let us know

236

u/DisparityByDesign Oct 18 '18

Considering the fact that I've seen 5 different variations of this 'joke' over the past few weeks I doubt you'll get a real answer.

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u/Magicman_22 Oct 18 '18

so you mean to tell me someone stole a joke? and put it on twitter? and made it seem like it was their own? ridiculous!

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Don't even have to tweet her, last time I saw this reposted she was in the comments here on reddit. Pretty sure her username is the same as her twitter iirc

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

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u/natfos Oct 18 '18

hello

12

u/CFod17 Oct 18 '18

are you the real natfos

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u/SageDub Oct 18 '18

Nice profile pic btw

15

u/MrMytie Oct 18 '18

Sadly you could probably find her 11 year old sister via her social media handle that this post very publicly shows. Nice going reddit.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

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u/Keyra13 Oct 18 '18

Technically, yes. Lol she should have it by now I think

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

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u/Keyra13 Oct 18 '18

Nah, I looked through her comments. All students got a raise in fall, so technically yes is what she said.

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u/nofaceD3 Oct 18 '18

She did get a raise. It on her Twitter. 4% raise

80

u/Jiboo420 Oct 18 '18

This is a repost. Gets reposted bout once every month

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u/wKbdthXSn5hMc7Ht0 Oct 18 '18

That’s a lot of raises.

28

u/earthlybird Oct 18 '18

That's a promotion at least.

11

u/danmalek466 Oct 18 '18

How many sisters are there?!?

426

u/StupidGravity Oct 18 '18

It’s nice to be so loved. What a thoughtful way to express her affection for you.

173

u/etymologynerd Oct 18 '18

Maybe she's trying to annoy HR enough that they fire her

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Prolly trying to annoy toby

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u/StupidGravity Oct 18 '18

That says a lot about you

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u/stefek132 Oct 18 '18

3

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Well it was unexpected cause it was kinda random

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u/H3000 Oct 18 '18

Well it was random cause it was kinda unexpected

1

u/stefek132 Oct 18 '18

Guy's got a point :)

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

It was random cause it’s a recycled, shoehorned in reference

2

u/funkypegasus Oct 18 '18

I was thinking she was going for a “See? I got you a raise, now buy me things” type situation. I could see young me following this logic.

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u/canadarepubliclives Oct 18 '18

It's going to be an awkward conversation with her sister when she explains she got fired because corporate overlord didn't like that

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u/gedical Oct 18 '18

Corporate overlord didn't know Instagram has the ability to block users.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

stories

1

u/IllusiveLighter Oct 18 '18

You can't get fired for that. Well you could, but then you get to sue the shit out of them.

1

u/accentadroite_bitch Oct 18 '18

Who can afford to sue the shit out of anyone these days?

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u/teflon_bong Oct 18 '18

This makes me wish I had a little sister

81

u/iseedeadbadgers Oct 18 '18

If it makes you feel any better, my little sister farts on me.

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Oct 18 '18

hey you know what? that *does* make me feel better

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18 edited Nov 15 '18

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u/ttminh1997 Oct 18 '18

This comment right here, officer.

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u/YOURMOM37 Oct 18 '18

What did he say?

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u/ttminh1997 Oct 18 '18

"is she hot? Asking for a friend."

1

u/DickieJohnson Oct 18 '18

She might be 46.

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u/ttminh1997 Oct 18 '18

Hard to imagine a 46 y/o farting on someone's face

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u/iseedeadbadgers Oct 18 '18

To be fair, she’s 24, so you’re on to something there

3

u/rogerramjet78 Oct 18 '18

My little sister was a lazy little bitch, anytime we had work to do she would get out of it. I love her now though.

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u/Lucy_fur_ Oct 18 '18

Eromanga sensi intensifies

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u/IBlameZoidberg Oct 18 '18

I'm so glad we didn't have social media as teenagers, my brothers and I would have gotten each other fired from every part time job we ever had posting shit on their companies pages.

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u/really_bitch_ Oct 18 '18

One I got fired from a shitty part time job bc I was too sick to come in (they called me back and fired me over voicemail, it was not a good workplace). The next day my little sister went in and ran them ragged around the store saying she's had all this stuff on hold and wanted to spend all this money and that if I were there I would know how to give good customer service and demanding to know when I'd be there to take care of her and when they said I was fired she just left. When she told me I was like, damn, thanks.

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u/IBlameZoidberg Oct 18 '18

That's a really cool move, fair play to her.

31

u/m_trotsky Oct 18 '18

Andy Dufresne wrote two letters a week to the national library each day for over two years, and they gave him a substantial payout... keep it up!

10

u/Senoravima Oct 18 '18

two letters a week each day?

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u/m_trotsky Oct 18 '18

Oops! You get my point though

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

That is super cute.

14

u/loveclam Oct 18 '18

Does she have on 2 pairs of sunglasses?

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u/Vainio12 Oct 18 '18

Its tweeted on 27th of july and she indeed got 4% raise. Its all on her twitter account @ natfos

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u/luluwho7299 Oct 18 '18

This made me call my little sister. Thank you

8

u/GerbilJibberJabber Oct 18 '18

Well now I gotta make 2 calls.

11

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

I swear I've seen this exact story told by a different person

2

u/natfos Oct 18 '18

well then tell them i wanna fight

21

u/don_cornichon Oct 18 '18

Why does an 11 year old have instagram?

13

u/dtwhitecp Oct 18 '18

this is gonna shock you, but there are even 11 year olds on reddit

not me, just sayin

4

u/swaggy_butthole Oct 18 '18

I got my first Reddit account when I was 12

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

I got my reddit account when I was 22. I always was a late bloomer.

1

u/rogerramjet78 Oct 18 '18

I was 39 before I heard of reddit so its OK.

27

u/IBlameZoidberg Oct 18 '18

I know right? Hasn't she heard of Snapchat. Instagram. Eww.

2

u/haggerty00 Oct 18 '18

why does HR have an instragram?

1

u/don_cornichon Oct 18 '18

Good question.

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u/Lenten1 Oct 18 '18

Why not? I had MSN when I was 9, in the year 2000. It's just how kids communicate.

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u/natfos Oct 19 '18

she also has a youtube channel subscribe today https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVPoOaXCyWC0s2JXExGfx0w

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u/teethinthedarkness Oct 18 '18

Why is HR following an 11 yr old on Instagram?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18 edited Sep 07 '20

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u/teethinthedarkness Oct 18 '18

I misread “their” as “her.” Seemed creepy to me.

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u/LocalJim Oct 18 '18

That is the sweetest run on sentence i’ve read today.

4

u/NicoPierro Oct 18 '18

I'm so confused. Does this belong to r/whoosh or r/thathappened?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

No, she didn't.

You just copied someone elses post.

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u/lohonomo Oct 18 '18

There Is nothing in this post that suggests anything other than OP sharing a picture of a nice story. Didnt claim it was their own sister.

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u/TufffGong Oct 18 '18

Sibling solidarity

2

u/hamlet_d Oct 18 '18

Plot twist: they hire the 11 year old sister as their social media manager.

2

u/BrexrSiege Oct 18 '18

A guy tweeted this identical thing like 5 years ago lmao

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u/natfos Oct 19 '18

really? i would be interested to see that hahaha - this is my tweet and its totally real so that's crazy lol also i feel like a dickhead always being in the comments on these posts but #yo #lo

2

u/nasty_lasagna Oct 18 '18

I need a ride or die like this

4

u/hugthebug Oct 18 '18

What a nice repost.

1

u/KarmaIsComingForU Oct 18 '18

It is a lovely repost

2

u/geesuth Oct 18 '18

I like this girl. And I hope she give he a gift !

2

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

This is entirely true, they gave her a $100% true raise.

3

u/Razzal Oct 18 '18

How many Ferraris did they deposit in her account?

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u/import_FixEverything Oct 18 '18

Her sister’s name? Albert Einstein

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u/tenion_the_offender Oct 18 '18

>deliberately not using the capital I when referring to yourself
She does not deserve that raise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

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u/StupidGravity Oct 18 '18

Maybe you could help her out. You seem to have plenty to spare, throwing around extra commas like that.

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u/natfos Oct 18 '18

i agree

1

u/Lotti_Codd Oct 18 '18

OP could you please divulge all of the other HRs in yur life?

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

I need to know if you got that raise or not.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Ikr it's been like 6 years

1

u/bmorebirdz Oct 18 '18

That's cool

1

u/smeesmma Oct 18 '18

I swear to god last time I saw this it was from a different twitter account

1

u/EducatedRat Oct 18 '18

If I give her my bosses facebook, can she do the same for me?

1

u/Anonymous331 Oct 18 '18

Well did you get a raise?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '18

Seems like a cheap tactic to get a raise

1

u/RutCry Oct 18 '18

Do you think your sister could pester my employer?

1

u/Raistlin1313 Oct 19 '18

Yeah? Well my baby brother performed a wage survey and encouraged me to quit my job once he discovered I was underpaid.

1

u/Captain_Collin Oct 18 '18

SLPT: Want a raise? Create an account for your fake younger sibling. Use that account to harass your boss and company into giving you a raise.

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u/Razzal Oct 18 '18

Sounds like a great life tip to get fired

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u/Zeta-Y Oct 18 '18

Only child problems :/

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u/TheEpicPancake2556 Oct 18 '18

I dunno, my sister seems to want to make my life hell at every opportunity

-1

u/rambo1592 Oct 18 '18

She’s just worried about her Christmas presents