r/MadeMeSmile • u/SMUDGEONTHEWALL • Nov 04 '20

Wholesome Moments Dad play goldeneye after a long time

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

If you can't whoop em in real life anymore, least you could do is whoop em in snes. There's some value in knowing what a proper ass whooping feels like.

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u/fastermouse Nov 05 '20

"Son, I know you broke that window, cheated on your math test, and mooned the girls gym class. Time for you to pay the price"

"No, Dad, please no, I'm soooo sorry, please, I'll never do it again!"

"MAN UP, BOY. YOU KNOW THE RULES."

"Please Dad, anything but... *Nintendo start music plays

" Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.!!!!!!!! "

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '20

Mooning someone is actually probably the perfect misdeed to commit as a kid, if you're doing it right, it's hard to get caught, no adult with proper authority is gonna ask a kid to pull down their pants and show them their ass so they could ID the kid...

Principal: So what do you say girls, is this the ass that mooned you during gym class?

It's not the 90's anymore.... that could never happen!