r/MadeMeSmile • u/DIO_BRANDO15 • Nov 19 '22

Small Success [OC] Finally got promoted to manager!

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u/ParksVSII Nov 19 '22

Oh Hello Fresh’s child hunting island, you keep what you kill.

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u/produce_this Nov 19 '22

I know you feel like that answers the question, but lemme try a different way. Lol wtf?

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u/morpheousmarty Nov 19 '22

On the island Hello Fresh has their child hunts, the person who kills gets to keep their kill.

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u/produce_this Nov 19 '22

ELI5?

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u/if_and_only Nov 19 '22

Run

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u/DontLickTheGecko Nov 20 '22

All I had was the "wholesome" award which is deliciously ironic for this perfect response of a comment.

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u/SleepyMarijuanaut92 Nov 20 '22

Rambo: First Slice

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u/Hot-Explanation6044 Nov 19 '22

So basically Hello Fresh has an island on the coast of Indonesia where the global elite gather to hunt children. I'm always surprised how undercovered this story is

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u/mr_ache Nov 20 '22

Right!? It's insane, what an atrocity! I personally cut down my Hello Fresh meals by HALF when I heard the news

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '22

Me and my boys from Raytheon going out to the Hello Fresh Island with our knife missiles.

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u/the_poopetrator1245 Nov 20 '22

Don’t forget to bring a fresh bag of cool ranch Doritos for a great snack

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u/SomePaddy Nov 20 '22

Don't leave without your throwing bagels!

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u/Auggie_Otter Nov 20 '22

Wait. Isn't Hello Fresh like a meal delivery service or something? Why... why would they... Is this some kind of joke or meme? Why would that even be a thing?

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u/FlaskOfChowda Nov 20 '22

Dude how to you think they get their amazingly fresh meat at such fair prices?

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u/Auggie_Otter Nov 20 '22

Not like this! D:

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u/ireallydontcare52 Nov 20 '22

Before this goes too far, it is indeed a recurring joke from a popular podcast.

Edit: that doesn't mean they dont have a child hunting island of the coast of Indonesia ;)

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u/DontLickTheGecko Nov 20 '22

Not yet. They started small with monkey slaves.

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u/PersonOfInternets Nov 20 '22

Is the joke based off their monkey slaves? I presume so unless hello fresh has exhibited other sociopathic cooperation properties

  • To be clear the company whose milk they used's monkey slaves
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u/PersonOfInternets Nov 20 '22

I usually hate reddit jokes but this one is funny. I'm spreading this.

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u/Impenistan Nov 19 '22

Unexpected/Suddenly “Behind The Bastards”

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u/Fraktal55 Nov 19 '22

Man, I wish you the best in getting the answers you seek. I have no idea what's going on or I'd help explain.

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u/mild-hotsauce Nov 19 '22

oh it’s simple. on the hello fresh island, the meat is always fresh because anything that you kill you get to keep.

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u/JarthMader81 Nov 19 '22

It helps with the freshness that they're kids.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Its honestly less cruel than veal. Believe me, these kids deserve it.

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u/DoctorofEngineering Nov 20 '22

Most sane person

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u/JarthMader81 Nov 21 '22

You missed the "in" on sane person.

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u/FranticWaffleMaker Nov 20 '22

Right, they only take kids after they’ve used their twelfth cup of the day and have asked for their sixth snack that hour.

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u/LjSpike Nov 19 '22

"Oh god, where are your parents? I can't look after you, I have children to hun- wait..."

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u/Sorry_Handle Nov 20 '22

On. Hello. Island. Child. Hunting. You. Keep. What. You. Kill.

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u/produce_this Nov 20 '22

So there’s a child on an island called “Hello” that is hunting, for keeps?

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u/CasualFridayBatman Nov 20 '22

The podcast Behind the Bastards uses this joke to the point of overuse, and yet it's hilarious every time.

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u/Wildmancharacter Nov 20 '22

Bruh kept it going so well why did no one answer him🤣

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u/SpaceRoots Nov 20 '22

I was there last summer. Good times.

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u/notquite20characters Nov 20 '22

Are the children hunting or being hunted?

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u/Ship_Adrift Nov 20 '22

I am still baffled by this string of comments.

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u/ParksVSII Nov 19 '22

lol it’s a recurring joke from the r/Behindthebastards podcast.

…or is it?

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u/firefighter_82 Nov 20 '22

Blue Apron which (according to the bit) runs an exclusive child hunting island resort in Indonesia. Robert has completely put this bit to bed recently when people started actually believing it. Now he’s on to a new bit about nuking the Great Lakes.

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u/thatonedanguy Nov 20 '22

That man is… well I think he’d agree hero might not be accurate. But damn if he’s not amusing and informative

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u/One__Hot__Mess Nov 20 '22

I has no idea they had a sub!!!! Bless you!

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u/RichardHeinie Nov 19 '22

Lol this guy doesn't know about Child Hunt Island

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u/canuk4gains Nov 19 '22

Not surprised about it but it's also the first I'm hearing of this..

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '22

Just need a monthly subscription of $8 and you can have a blue check mark and an invitation

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u/Long_Basis1400 Nov 19 '22

Holy shut is that a BTB reference lmao

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u/Devlee12 Nov 20 '22

Is see your Behind the Bastards reference and it is appreciated

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u/friendlynbhdME Nov 20 '22

BtB in the wild, nice

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u/ActualPopularMonster Nov 19 '22

Okay, but what if I don't want to kill it there, can I take it home instead? Like, a "take-n-bake pizza" kinda thing?

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u/ActualPopularMonster Nov 19 '22

Okay, but what if I don't want to kill it there, can I take it home instead? Like, a "take-n-bake pizza" kinda thing?

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u/ObscureReferenceFace Nov 20 '22

“You shake em, we’ll bake em!”