r/MadeMeSmile • u/DIO_BRANDO15 • Nov 19 '22

Small Success [OC] Finally got promoted to manager!

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u/King_Arius Nov 19 '22

That blade is like 8 inches long and like 1.5- 2 inches wide. Absolutely unnecessary.

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u/SomeFeelings88 Nov 20 '22

Could it be a pie slice spatula type thing?

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u/SexIsBetterOutdoors Nov 20 '22

The guard has a hole that is typically featured on bayonets.

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u/King_Arius Nov 20 '22

I mean it could be, but it's highly unlikely that it's anything other than a knife.

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u/Lazlo8675309 Nov 20 '22

It’s totally a pizza cutter at this restaurant called Shakespeare’s Pies, it’s got a theme.

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u/MOOShoooooo Nov 20 '22

They are shaking the spears next?

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u/Loccyboi Nov 20 '22

absolutely necessary

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u/King_Arius Nov 20 '22

For what?!? To kill a pizza? Unless it's a ham and pinapple pizza there is no need for that knife on the job.

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u/aea1987 Nov 20 '22

I'm going to have to argue with you on that one, even though I am probably going to be outnumbered. Ham and pineapple pizza is brilliant. Possibly my favourite topping combo.

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u/King_Arius Nov 20 '22

T'was more of a dis joke as I strongly dislike pineapple.

If you enjoy it and it makes you happy then cool- you can keep it all.

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u/Connor30302 Nov 20 '22

unexpected Masvidal

edit: misquote i’m an idiot i was thinking of “super necessary”