r/MapsWithoutNZ • u/MacOrchard • 9d ago

Found this interesting map about countries visited by Trump

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u/Puzzled_Move8433 9d ago

Awful map. Use different colours next time; not small gradient.

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u/SchlommyDinglepop 8d ago

As a colorblind person, this crap almost feels like it is designed to mock me. "Here, have fun deciphering this. If you are lucky, we'll add varying shades of green next time".

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u/Mullo69 8d ago

I'm not colourblind, but I also feel mocked if I'm being honest

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u/SchlommyDinglepop 8d ago

Yeah, I could already tell this was one that if I showed my wife, she wouldn't equally annoyed even without dealing with it with colorblindness lol. Its whatever, at the end of the day, I'm an American. So I have first-hand knowledge of how terrible of a POS this guy is. He only visits places that he feels comfortable or are necessary for financial reasons. Protect NZ, keep this clown out of your country.

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u/Mullo69 8d ago

I'm not even from New Zealand. I'm Irish so unfortunately he likes to come here to play on his golf course

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u/Several-Judgment4917 7d ago

So he feels comfortable in North Korea?

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u/SchlommyDinglepop 7d ago

Birds of a feather, I suppose.

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u/HaggyG 8d ago

You mean add more shades of green? You can’t see the green that’s on there? \j

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u/SchlommyDinglepop 7d ago

Don't mess with me, sir/mam. As an American, I have enough insecurity in my life.

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u/Puzzled-Parsley-1863 4d ago

My favorite reddit prophecy is every single comment which mentions a group of people will have some shmuck enter and begin a statement "as a _____"

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u/Spiritual_Feed_4371 9d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/AndoYz 9d ago

Also, is this in the last two months, or including first term?

Off the top of my head, I think he hasn't been anywhere but Florida and Washington since inauguration day. It must be including first term as I'm positive he hasn't been to Canada

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u/Zefick 8d ago

Only the first term because he has no visits yet in the second.

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u/GreyMenuItem 8d ago

Possibly because he’s a felon and many countries won’t let him travel there. I’d like to see a map of which.

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u/GreyMenuItem 8d ago

Possibly because he’s a felon and 38 countries won’t let felons travel there. Let’s map those! https://www.livenowfox.com/news/donald-trump-felon-travel-38-countries

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u/Zefick 7d ago

I don't think these rules work for presidents or any officials including diplomats at all. Without even considering that Trump can remove all charges from himself and his family as Biden did, it's strange or even stupid to not get the president to take an official visit because someone thinks that he is a felon.

BTW, the next two scheduled visits are to India and China, which are listed as countries that "don’t allow convicted felons to enter". So this is highly likely a BS.

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u/PG908 8d ago

Definitely hasn't been to Afghanistan in term 2.

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u/BaseModelBandit 9d ago

lets put on our thinking caps for a minute. do you really think its possible for this to be only in the last couple months?

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u/Mullo69 8d ago

This could very possibly be in the last couple of months, just depends how long he stays in each country

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u/PG908 8d ago

Afghanistan seems rather unlikely to be a second term visit.

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u/Mullo69 8d ago

I didn't look too hard at the map tbh

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u/AndoYz 8d ago

I mean, Trudeau's been to Europe at least three times in the last couple months and he hasn't been PM for 3 weeks.

But yeah, you're right. That's clearly from his first term

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u/Whizz-Kid-2012 6d ago

Shut up about colors

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u/dxlolman 9d ago

Because as soon as he realises New Zealand is actually a place he would want to buy NZ like he trying with Greenland.

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u/IncidentFuture 9d ago

He'd ask Albo if he's talked to the king about it. Then we'd find out if he's as good as keeping a straight face as Starmer.

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u/Outrageous_Land8828 9d ago

Fuck no don't remind him

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u/kroketspeciaal 8d ago

Right! I, a Dutch person, am so proud and happy the shitgibbon doesn't think we're important enough to be noticed! So should you.

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u/Outrageous_Land8828 8d ago

As a Kiwi who absolutely loves the Netherlands, I do hope that you don't get bought by Mr Trump either.

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u/kroketspeciaal 7d ago

Hah! He can't afford us anyway!

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u/Outrageous_Land8828 7d ago

Elon Musk can buy us with his own money…. 😣

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u/kroketspeciaal 7d ago

Ouch! Got a point there 😭

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u/Entire-Objective1636 8d ago

Nice try, we know NZ isn’t a real place. (Ssshhh)

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u/andoke 8d ago

New Zealand has found a way to be safe.

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u/cheshire-cats-grin 9d ago

It’s mostly being brought by Americans anyway

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u/No_Equal_9074 6d ago

Good thing Antarctica and NZ are hidden on this map

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u/grinder0292 4d ago

It’s important for national security

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u/fucking-bitch-ass 9d ago

why would we want New Zealand💔

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u/Xibalba_Ogme 9d ago

To have a chance of winning something in Rugby

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u/I-stupid-very 9d ago

Tbh football as well, Chris wood > Josh Sargent… and Thats coming from a Norwich fan. Maybe they beat Panama this time.

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u/Sad_Ad5369 8d ago

Well why would you want an island with 50 thousand people?

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u/The-Cult-Of-Poot 7d ago

Trade route control

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u/IceManO1 8d ago

We’d get the land of the lord of the rings movies locations & warmer climate.

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u/Psychobabble0_0 8d ago

Warmer climate? You're thinking of Australia, mate.

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u/IceManO1 8d ago

Well does depend on your definition of warm climate.

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u/Psychobabble0_0 8d ago

Depends what country you're from, I guess

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u/safe_blud 9d ago

I mean.. Hasn't Krasnov visited Russia at least twice, no?

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u/yeshilyaprak 9d ago

the map shows the countries that he visited as president

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u/Shiine-1 9d ago

Alaska is a different country in this map.

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u/Intrepid_Button587 8d ago

Alaska isn't on the map

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u/freitasm 9d ago

Thanks for not visiting New Zealand.

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u/Kiwi_Pakeha0001 9d ago

Please god, let it stay this way.

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u/DapperCow15 9d ago

We won't know if it is without NZ or not because it is a cropped image.

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u/unknown_turtIe 9d ago

He should visit BD. Would love to have him here

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u/1Dr490n 8d ago

Can people please stop abbreviating countries that aren’t usually abbreviated lol (I know you’re talking about Bangladesh but that took too long to figure out)

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u/Effbee48 8d ago

Plz no

(He would love to be a politician in BD tho considering how much bootlicking avg Bangladeshi politicians receive)

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u/jimy_the_wolf 8d ago

What does yellow mean?

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u/FinnMcMissile2137 8d ago

Countries that he visited 5 times

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u/GamerBoixX 9d ago

Is this only on this term or counting the last admin? Cuz I'm pretty sure he visited my country Mexico at least once during his past term

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u/Calm-Maintenance-878 5d ago

He did visit Mexico once last time, the border a few times.

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u/VermontHillbilly 9d ago

Why does the country of Europe have different gradients? :-)

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u/1Dr490n 8d ago

Well even the US often has, as the only country, different colors

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u/wolfm333 8d ago

Easy quess, Russia will certainly be added to this list perhaps even this year.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Significant_Hold_910 8d ago

He met May and Johnson in his first term, met Starmer a few weeks ago, but that was in the WH

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u/Alarmed_Radio1050 8d ago

Ofc he as been to China, Japan and France.

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u/leeny13red 8d ago

Are these only presidential visits, or does it include visits to promote his golf courses?

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u/pulanina 8d ago

Is there a sub called “MapsWith90%ofTasmaniaSmudgedOut”?

We are happy hidden from Trump anyway.

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u/NecessaryUsername69 8d ago

I imagine he’s barely aware of Australia’s existence, never mind Tasmania. But I’ll happily second your “hidden” call.

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u/pulanina 8d ago

Jesus, if only. The idiot is aware enough to say “Australia has been very, very good to us” while also placing tariffs on our goods.

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u/Euphoric_Switch_337 8d ago

The color scale is so hard to read.

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u/FUBARed 8d ago

He’s clearly been to Russia more than 4 times

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u/Limbpeaty 8d ago

Who would win this hypothetical war?

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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 8d ago

What color would you use for the visits to Epstein Island?

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u/Affectionate-Camp943 8d ago

Would’ve assumed he had visited more countries as head of state🤔

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u/throwaway275275275 8d ago

I can't tell the difference between the colors

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u/GeshtiannaSG 8d ago

You can’t tell the difference between red, red, red, and red?

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u/NoName1183 8d ago

Trump come to Taiwan 😢😢😢🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

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u/clinchio 8d ago

What is yellow?

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u/MacOrchard 8d ago

He lives there

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u/AdventurousImpress20 8d ago

Do vance, “Country stories viewed by vance as vp of US”

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u/Past_Definition_2139 8d ago

I'm sure he visited Russia too....

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Every country in Europe should ban that clown.

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u/Littlepage3130 8d ago

I'm surprised he didn't visit Denmark/Greenland. Why would you offer to buy Greenland without seeing it first?

I bet the DRC would love to have him visit because they're desperate for him to save them from Rwanda. I wouldn't hold my breath waiting.

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u/TheProfessionalEjit 8d ago

Terms of sale for Greenland is on an "as is, where is, no time wasters" basis.

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u/Littlepage3130 8d ago

A more realistic idea is how much it would cost to bribe the Greenlanders to accept. Denmark spends roughly 700 million USD each year on Greenland. Do you think bumping that up to a Billion USD each year would do the trick? I imagine Greenlanders are still angry about the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiral_case, so there's probably a way to use that to further enflame tensions between Greenland & Denmark, but with Trump's opposition to the CIA, that's probably not going to happen.

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u/vaquan-nas 8d ago

Fill Russia with yellow, may be?

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u/awetsasquatch 8d ago

50/50 odds he doesn't know NZ exists anyway

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u/ALPHA_sh 8d ago

Its actually fucking insane that he's done all this shit about immigration without actually visiting Mexico once

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u/Bitter-Edge-8265 8d ago

They got the double!

Tasmania is missing as well.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations7825 8d ago

Great use of shades 🙄

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u/FIFAstan 7d ago

He went to North Korea?

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u/JoopIdema 7d ago

He did. He only visits dictators.

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u/FIFAstan 7d ago

Wow, I could've sworn that was a typo, so crazy!

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u/Use_Panda 7d ago

There are thousands of colors to choose from.

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u/Frosty-Change7568 7d ago

What does Yellow mean? More than 3 visits?

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u/MacOrchard 7d ago

He lives there I assume

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u/GreyMenuItem 7d ago

Funny you say that ”because someone thinks…” does the rule of law and our judicial process mean nothing anymore? He was presumed innocent, was allowed every challenge, and he was found guilty by a jury of his peers. He is a guilty criminal felon. 34 times over. There’s no hedging it. Thems the facts.

As to whether any country with rules against felons traveling there would or wouldn’t make an exception, that’s another question.

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u/AbbreviationsOld2507 7d ago

Interesting, I'm more well traveled than this cunt

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u/gmotelet 7d ago

Now let's do a map of countries where convicted felons aren't allowed to visit

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u/iamtwatwaffle 7d ago

Terrible colors 😂

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u/55XL 7d ago

How crazy is it that the draft dodging liar has never been to Mexico?

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u/CreepyDepartment5509 7d ago

Going to the important ones I see.

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u/AllJazzKillManKick 6d ago

Soy vet onion

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u/Fox0000000 6d ago

He was certainly not in Lesotho

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u/Pretend_Employment53 6d ago

When did trump visit Canada?

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u/No_Equal_9074 6d ago

All the same shades of red. Also need another map of all the countries that visited the US as well.

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u/Mundane_Quality8858 5d ago

Nice yellow where he pisses on everyone the most

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u/Fiendman132 5d ago

France confirmed to be behind it all

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u/ModernByzantine 5d ago

He really doesn’t like Africa..

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u/Warm-Ad-9495 5d ago

I guess all the rest are just shit hole countries to him.

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u/javikaston 4d ago

Damn he loves France

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u/thundafox 4d ago

A black spot on Mar-a-lago is missing

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u/BillyBlazjowkski 4d ago

He takes Greenland, but leaves Africa and Australia, can’t pronounce one and is too racist for the other

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u/LyonTheBlue 4d ago

He ain't visit the US yet, smdh

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/FinnMcMissile2137 8d ago

no one likes France

On the internet only

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u/Pikkens 8d ago

no one likes France

Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/HooLeeShiiit 8d ago

Bro it’s just a joke, I’ve been to France several times. I’ve only met lovely people there and their food is arguably one of the best in Europe. No hate from my side to any Country, any nationality and any person.