r/MartialMemes Feb 18 '25

Question What would you do in this situation?

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u/Dizzy_Two2529 Crippled genius Feb 18 '25

The non-blood related sister really seals the deal.

Mysterious ring MC’s are lowly fodder compared to the grand (power fantasy) Wincest MC.

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Hello dear fellow cultivator, do you have any recommendations for sacred scriptures where the Mc is a Wincest...? You know its necessary to understand the celestial laws

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u/MysticalDragon189 'elder?! I hardly know 'er! Feb 18 '25

Primordial Dra-

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u/Thin-Neighborhood700 Feb 18 '25

-gon wit-

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u/Scared_Living3183 The Heavenly Demon Feb 18 '25

-h a sys-

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u/EcavErd Immortal Feb 18 '25

-tem

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u/humanperson1677 Please wait while I court death... Feb 18 '25

Devil Dao sect cultivators even came up with a formation to bypass the poison restriction, they're getting smarter

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u/TheGrimGriefer3 Feb 18 '25

Both the heavenly demon and an immortal participated in that formation

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u/Scared_Living3183 The Heavenly Demon Feb 19 '25

Child's play for this emperor

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Yeah lol :)

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u/Vespa99 Feb 18 '25

At this point I might have to check out this demonic scripture that all you elders keep talking about

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Thanks

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Thanks :)

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Thanks

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

THANKS

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u/Tkmisere Feb 18 '25

A coward author, make them blood related

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u/coelhoDevourador T H I C C Foundation!! 🍑 Feb 18 '25

Yeah!

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u/Terrietia Vegetables Cultivator Feb 18 '25

Mysterious ring MC’s are lowly fodder compared to the grand (power fantasy) Wincest MC

Easy fix, just put the foster sister in the ring. Kinda reminds me of how Coiling Dragon's manhua decided grandpa in a ring wasn't good enough and went ahead and changed Doehring into a woman.

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u/Ok_Parsnip9235 Feb 19 '25

Aside from coiling dragon and battle through the heavens. Which novels have mc with a mysterious ring!???

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

"Wallahi I'm finished"

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u/Intelligent_Signal81 Hidden Dragon Feb 18 '25

Young Masters deserve to become mcs too

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u/Petition_for_Blood Feb 18 '25

I really loved the reveal that the protagonist in Martial Peak is a young master.

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u/Busy_Cold_3220 Jade Beauty Feb 18 '25

That status didn't really do much for him tbh, tho it was cool

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u/The-last-o Rogue Cultivator Feb 18 '25

Hey,v I kind of stoped at around 3300,can you tell me about what happened after that point?

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u/Petition_for_Blood Feb 18 '25

I caught up at 2300 and haven't picked it up since.

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u/Own_Loquat_9885 Young Master Feb 18 '25 edited Feb 18 '25

I mean young masters do become mcs. Like a lot of even non-villain mcs are young masters but they live in the kr academy genre or other genres instead of the xianxia one. Also a crippled genius IS a young master but they got crippled and gained mc status, might include system.

Young Masters are smart, they know cultivation worlds with their fake ass immortality are not worth it. (how come they never questioned why dao = immortality when no one ever became an immortal and how they still strive for immortality even if the path to the upper realm was cut off by like 100k years ago, do they all think they are HIM. Like are all or almost all cultivators a bunch of chuuni who thinks they can get close to the dao and become immortal. Like seriously only like 1 or 3 become immortal in a cultivation novel and some like I am fated villain's cultivation is a total scam)

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u/NoPercentage4737 Feb 19 '25

Bro what happens with mcs father after the duel

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u/Intelligent_Signal81 Hidden Dragon Feb 19 '25

The father allows mc to return if he does something worthy of the Theosbane name, but he still isnt back, When mc became the ace(top 1 student in combat) the father sent mc's sister to take away the position but even she lost, I like how the mc always beats the OG protagonist

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u/originalereddit Old Monster Feb 18 '25

Beg the gods for a system

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u/No-Mycologist4173 Feb 18 '25

Or hear me out here. Kidnaps all three of them. And make them fall in love with you.

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u/bottomofthewell3 Cockroach Feb 18 '25

*all four of them

you forgot the ring

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u/No-Mycologist4173 Feb 18 '25

Yes, if the right has a sprit, make it join your harem too

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u/Own_Loquat_9885 Young Master Feb 18 '25

*all five of them

Tags: bully victim to lover, TS (maybe if you don't like men)

Make love not war - Great Love Immortal Venerable

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u/Pataraxia Feb 18 '25

Excuse me?

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u/TediousHamster Feb 18 '25

Fuck it, wife him up and use the dao of gendbending on him.

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u/Own_Loquat_9885 Young Master Feb 18 '25

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u/StrikingPatience8664 Immortal Feb 18 '25

I’m hiding and becoming a background character with no face or details. Only a mouth to show shock when watching a battle

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Dao of NPCism

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u/Fluid_Exercise_3454 Feb 18 '25

Bro 💀 Might mistakenly caught by the aftermath.

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u/Due-Asparagus4963 Live Fast, Die Young, Leave an Intact Corpse Feb 18 '25

No he will be the one who states the names and lore to attacks they never die

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u/Blackiechan0029 Hidden Dragon Feb 18 '25

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u/Secretsfrombeyond79 Feb 18 '25

Run away to another dimension

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u/PatchworkFlames Feb 18 '25

Never bully anyone. killshots or nothing. When you aim for the nerdy unpopular youth who is secretly the grandson of Sun Wukong, you better go for the head, and you better not miss.

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u/WangJexi Heart Demon Feb 18 '25

Only for some nerd soul from other dimension take over the body and take revenge for it's previous owner

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u/KonoCrowleyDa Feb 18 '25

That’s why you also destroy the body, junior.

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u/WangJexi Heart Demon Feb 20 '25

Then the soul will take over another body and come for you

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u/OisforOwesome Feb 18 '25

Ah shit gang all I have is a real sister, a skinny friend and a burger ring. Am I cooked?

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u/Kvarcov Junior, you dare?! Feb 18 '25

What kind of question is that. This low realm trash has some secrets of fast cultivation and fighting across realms, obviously this seat is much more deserving of having those. I shall send my three hundred times removed nephew to get them for me, this filth deserves no more attention than that, hmph

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u/Northumbrian26 Feb 18 '25

Seniors this junior has a question?

Since Fatty Wang disappears from the tale of every young hero between the third and fifth parts of the tale seemingly ascending into the void how do we know he isn’t one of the ancient immortal sages or even a divinity manipulating the threads of fate?

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u/9orichi Feb 18 '25

Can this unworthy junior knows the novel name ?

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u/LordOfHeavenWill Master from Outer Lower Medium Realm Feb 18 '25

Woo the sister, dual cultivate with her and invite the fatty to join!

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u/Redscaled-immortal Feb 18 '25

This is such old news. The solution is to act fast before heaven has a chance to protect him go for the kill right in the middle of the city if the ring decides to act he will expose himself and if the kid dodges keep attacking while sending other attacks for the fat guy and the sister even if you burn your lifespan and cultivation death is better than living under an otherworldly demon.

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u/Fluid_Exercise_3454 Feb 18 '25

Holy shit! Wait, that’s the protagonist…..

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '25

Talk it over tea.

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u/HeatNo7991 Feb 18 '25

Dual-cultivate with his foster sister, fat friend, mysterious ring and him :)

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u/Califocus Feb 18 '25

Kowtow and pray that you are allowed to leave with 3 unbroken bones

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u/9orichi Feb 18 '25

I'm new to the community, what name is this novel ?

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u/Vysair Salted Fish Feb 18 '25

Become his rival

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u/pro_charlatan Mt Tai's Junior Monk Feb 18 '25

I will beg for forgiveness and become a enemy turned friend or try to ascend to rivalhood

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u/Priorading Feb 18 '25

Ultimate MC Package

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u/mrcoomer6942069 Feb 18 '25

redemption arc and become his friend like goku and vegeta

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u/Masterbaitingissport Feb 18 '25

I had seduced our town losers fiancé and now suddenly he’s acting arrogant not seeking out his fiancé and suddenly his childhood friend who has become a jade beauty is looking after him, should I seek help or is it too late

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u/LeGentlemandeCacao Feb 18 '25

Sincerely apologise and give him some pills. (Only works if you didn't cripple his cultivation or stole his fiancee or whatever)

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u/BBCues Feb 18 '25

I've read a bunch of villain novels to know that the solution to this is simply to marry his mom and have children with her, which is surprising a very common trope apparently.

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u/Away_Investigator385 Hidden Dragon Feb 18 '25

Fatty wang

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u/TiredGlass_338 Feb 19 '25

Idk be super nice to him in hopes of changing the genre to danmei?

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u/Due-Log8609 Enlightened Vegetable Feb 21 '25

Immediately become a licking dog. This old one knows too well.