r/MartialMemes • u/Saint_Kuro Friendly Sect Uncle • Mar 04 '25

Shitpost Monday I have no words

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u/FalkenZeroXSEED Mar 04 '25

Quiet, I received an epiphany.

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u/slzeuz Was he always there? Mar 04 '25

Qi deviation notification incomming.

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u/YourAverageIvan Mar 04 '25

Pray tell, where did you find this, senior? Do you know the series?

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u/Dusty_boi1324 Mar 04 '25

Judging by the artstyle, this benevolent senior believes it to be The Beginning After The End

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u/slzeuz Was he always there? Mar 04 '25

I see fellow daoist mastered the dao of deduction

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u/rider_shadow Friendly Sect Uncle Mar 04 '25

And the dao of the saucegiver

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u/adipande2612 Dude! I'm literally just a Librarian, PISS OFF! Mar 04 '25

It is from the scripture The Beginning after the end Brother YourAveragelvan. The jade beauty in scene is Alea Triscan.

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u/YourAverageIvan Mar 04 '25

Much gratitude senior. I will be sure to make time to read this scripture.

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u/Vanishing_Shadow Sect library hidden master Mar 04 '25

Dao of Painting used both on canvas and battle, such a marvelous technique rubs my beard

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u/raizallian Mar 04 '25

The best thing about the ending to this sentence is the fact that rubs my beard could be used at the end of every single sentence ever.

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u/KharnTheBetrayer88 Mar 05 '25

The acne is too intense, my balls are feeling too scratchy rubs my beard

It does work, but it feels weird rubs my beard

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u/raizallian Mar 05 '25

I don't know if we're talking about your balls or your beard.

Or both rubs my balls.

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u/KharnTheBetrayer88 Mar 05 '25

We must meditate on that rubs my back

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u/raizallian Mar 05 '25

Ooh, that's pretty kinky, rubs one out.

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u/adipande2612 Dude! I'm literally just a Librarian, PISS OFF! Mar 04 '25

I loved the ending of this comment😂😂😂

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u/Efficient-Ad6018 Good! Good! Good! Mar 04 '25

My eyes are blind not to have seen Mt. Tai! Forgive me Ancestor!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '25

When the mc descended to the lower realm

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u/tia_avende_alantin33 Kowtow to this Grandaddy Mar 04 '25

It is good that you have no word junior, for no word is needed. Do not waste this opportunity in mindless chatters and quickly cultvate upon the dao, for this is the peak on mt Thai.

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u/Dexter_Dragneel Mar 04 '25

Bro what the hell

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u/Formal-Arachnid-3843 Hovering between Life and Death Mar 04 '25

my brain cells reduced by a half

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u/technolama Cloudhawk Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Thats the effect of splitting god's palm technique

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u/Kvarcov Junior, you dare?! Mar 04 '25

Indeed. When cultivated to greater success it can reduce braincells to mere 1/20th of the initial amount. Quite a mystic technique

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u/escapingtrainguy Mar 04 '25

You have no words because Dao can't be explained, only understand

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u/Shortbread_Biscuit Mar 04 '25

The peak moment is genuinely when he says "Ugly" in English

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u/flamdorean Please wait while I court death... Mar 04 '25

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u/Darckrun No rent paying inner demons Mar 04 '25

Typical System MC behavior

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u/Ze_Boys Mar 04 '25

if anyone asks me why I'm reading cultivation novels, I'll show them this

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u/SnooDoughnuts9838 Mar 04 '25

I am enlightened. This is peak.

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u/Raging_DragonArc6969 Grand Elder Mar 04 '25

This senior are capable of planetary Cataclysm, truly formidable indeed. an old monster from desolate era.

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u/Depressed_And_Horny_ Mar 04 '25

Suddenly the thunder tribulations are upon me. Please pray 😭 for me fellow diaoists

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u/penguinwanttofly Mar 04 '25

Great master appears to have already achieved the zenith of the path of painting!

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u/steelali Heart Demon Mar 04 '25

I have.

PEAK.

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u/ChanceDense6881 Junior Mar 04 '25

This master is so strong! From what sect do you guys think he is?

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u/NouLaPoussa Pro Face slapper [Faze] Mar 04 '25

This is the new peak

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u/Supreme_Sword Hidden Dragon Mar 04 '25

Factory owner?? What do they produce? Spiritual Brainrot?

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u/Sufficient_Bus_7544 Mar 04 '25

Whats an old monster like him doing in the mortal world?!

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u/ExtensionInformal911 Mar 04 '25

A mere factory owner is strong enough to destroy the moon? Truly that world is advanced in the ways of cultivation.

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u/YueOrigin Supreme Court of Death Mar 04 '25

They look like they would be eneuch

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u/Meet_Prajapati Mar 04 '25

The great Zenith

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u/Puzzled_Trouble3328 Mar 04 '25

It’s from the Aladdingoudan instagram account

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u/ahh8hh8hh8hhh Mar 04 '25

the rootless clan has a new grand master...

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u/Blackiechan0029 Hidden Dragon Mar 04 '25

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u/Ash_Mouth Mar 04 '25

This is clearly a great cultivator, I am humbled by his prowess.

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u/Busy_Cold_3220 Jade Beauty Mar 04 '25

Average Wuxia nowadays

(and I realized that the factory that guy was talking about is a power directly under the Emperor's order in Dynasties in Wuxia, don't know the reason but I just wanted to mention it)

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u/Saint_Kuro Friendly Sect Uncle Mar 04 '25

It's the Left and Right Palaces, but if you translate it directly it is Factory Director for some reason

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u/Renaishance Mar 04 '25

Looks like they trained the sunflower script

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u/TsukikageRyu Mar 04 '25

They should have sent a poet.

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u/TraditionalAirport95 Mar 04 '25

مادرتو نو گاییدم

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u/Traditional_Shine_19 Crippled Genius of the Demonic Faction Mar 04 '25

That’s painting Gu. The only gu fang yuan wasn’t able to find and cultivate

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u/ReymartSan Mar 05 '25

senior do you know who the creator of this peak (as high as mt. tai) fiction? do you have the sauce senior?

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u/rafael403 Mar 05 '25

...Can I un watch it, please?

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u/lowchinghoo Mar 05 '25

Just a bit of context, their roles are Eunuch of East Wing and West Wing in Ming Dynasty dealing with internal homeland security something like FBI and NSA.

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u/MultiverseWalker Old Monster Mar 05 '25

Remind me! 1000 years

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u/Moggle_Khraum Guest Elder 28d ago

Ghhahaha