r/MartialMemes • u/Dry_Specialist9015 • 24d ago
Question You are transported to the Cultivation World, you can choose two divine bloodlines from the list to integrate into your body, which bloodlines will you choose?
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u/rorodar Heart Demon 24d ago
Centipede + scorpion, I am the Gu.
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u/Pataraxia 24d ago
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u/Shivanium Dual Cultivation (Sun Sect Edition) 24d ago
This junior dares to show merely a part of a Great scripture show the scripture where you obtained it or your 9 generations will be annihilated.
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u/Pataraxia 24d ago
It's Tokyo Ghoul. Peak manga. Bad anime adaptation though, altough the fights are still awesome.
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u/Shivanium Dual Cultivation (Sun Sect Edition) 24d ago
So it was the heavenly scripture Demonic Ghoul afterall!
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u/HanWsh 24d ago
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u/Akira_99_ 24d ago
Sauce/Context?
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u/Ok-Engineer8090 Please wait while I court death... 24d ago
He is fang yuan and mc in that novel revered insanity
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u/Akira_99_ 24d ago
Thanks!
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u/Draco_2012 24d ago
i don't think the image is really fang yuan the same with the guy on the chair, somehow the community just use it
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u/Boredandsleeply 24d ago
Best options for long term cultivation, other options are mostly good for lower levels.
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u/LeGentlemandeCacao 24d ago
Centipede and crocodile. Just imagine, a giant, long ass lizard with a a mouth like that and a thousand legs. How freaky would that be🥵
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u/Tielotastic-jamoko Demonic Cultivator 24d ago
that was my thinking too but then I thought a poisonous crocodile would just be a komodo dragon
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u/Distinct-Moment-6243 Sage of Brainrot 24d ago
Eh why would I choose this mortal beasts bloodline. When my bloodline is comparable to Dragons and Phoenixes.
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u/arewen4 24d ago
Arrogant junior, you have eyes but can't see mount tai
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u/Distinct-Moment-6243 Sage of Brainrot 24d ago
You are courting,Death.Junior,For I am mount tai. I have already become a sage greater than heaven yet you think I cannot see mount tai. Mount tai is merely in my backyard.
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u/Renaishance 24d ago
Junior you dare disrespect and belittle mt tai. Destroy your own Qi meridian right now or I will have no choice but to leave you a full corpse.
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u/Cheetah_05 Great Sage Equal to Heaven 24d ago
A sage greater than Heaven? Such arrogance! You dare to have a Dao debate with me, self-proclaimed Sage?!
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u/Distinct-Moment-6243 Sage of Brainrot 24d ago
You dare think you are greater than me when you can't even fathom even a fragment of my great brainrot dao. In front of the unfathomable madness of brainrot not even the great sage equal to heaven can do anything. Even he shall succumb.
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u/CrimsonMoonsilver Mysterious Benefactor 23d ago
Fellow senior, what have you done? The image of the Great Sage Equal to Heaven succumbing to the dao of brainrot nearly gave me a heart demon... Your demonic techniques are truly dangerous.
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u/Draymien77 Sword Immortal 🗡️ 24d ago
Fellow daoist, please take back your words. This cultivator cannot promise that you will not be harmed otherwise. Also swear to the Heavens that you will not belittle Mount Tai anymore.
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u/No-Government8319 Kowtow to this Grandaddy 24d ago
Disrespecting mt. Tai, even celestial seniors don't dare do such blasphemy. You've become arrogant after merely breaking through a major realm
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u/FineWin3384 24d ago
Hello arewen, fancy meeting you here
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u/arewen4 24d ago
Fr never thought I would see u here lol
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u/heepaa 24d ago
This junior does know that by returning to the origin , you can evolve each of them limitlessly, Dragon and phoenix evolve from reptiles and birds but since they have reached their peak , you can't surpass your ancestors peak realm unless you're a heavenly defiling prodigy. By starting from the origin, you can create a new bloodline system that will surpass your predecessors. Shiny start doesn't always equate to the best end. It's like comparing 1 kg of refined gold to a whole goldmine.
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u/KaiBahamut Demonic Cultivator 24d ago
Do not reject a toast only to drink a forfeit! Reincarnating with two mortal beast bloodlines is enough by itself for most sects to make you an outer disciple. If you want them to become like mythical beasts, you will have to develop them yourself.
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u/Blahaj8211 24d ago
This young mistress finds it unthinkable that you dare post this image without a fox bloodline. You are truly courting death!
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u/blackandbluesock 24d ago
Thus young mistress is in agreeance! Unacceptable, no fox or rabbit bloodlines.
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u/Vanishing_Shadow Sect library hidden master 24d ago
Monkey and Elephant, Because With Monkey, I can refine it to Heaven Battling Sage Monkey's Bloodline, as for Elephant, if could be grown into Dragon Elephant Battle Body/ Heavenly Elephant Prison Supressing body
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u/ChompyRiley 9 trillion km tall Mountain 24d ago
Wolf. Then a different wolf. That way I have two wolves inside me.
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u/No_Roof0642 24d ago
I would take Crocodile and Elephant bloodline after refining them to the peak and merging them I can gain the power of the primordial dragon elephant vajra.
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u/Petiteythewriter Jade Beauty 24d ago edited 24d ago
Elephant cause they're the symbol of my country, and swordfish so I can breathe in water.
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u/ADHIL_MENON Young Master 24d ago
Monkey and wolf. Monkey can go through evolution to become the sage while the wolf can go to become something akin to kyuubi. Since a monkey can represent the sun (sun sovereign monkey) and wolf represents the moon (obviously) one can even balance both Yin and Yang since sun and moon are simply celestial versions of Yin and Yang
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u/shivtheknight147 24d ago edited 20d ago
Elephant and bear.
bears can lift over 1,000 lbs (450 kg). Smell 7 times better than a bloodhound can run up to 30 mph (48 km/h)and can sustain their top speed for 100-200 yards (91-183 meters).
An elephant can lift up to 770 lbs (350 kg) with its trunk can push over trees weighing more than 2,000 lbs (900 kg). Can smell 4 times better than a bloodhound. Have a top speed of 25 mph (40 km/h) and can sustain a fast walk (10-15 mph) for several miles without tiring.
And that's just the normal animals. The Spirit Beast Versions are likely much stronger. enhanced size strength Durability Endurance speed and perception are very versatile. I can use my strength and endurance to practice a profession like spirit smithing construction being a guard being a miner to help me deal with aggressive tame spirit beasts or simple manual labour. I can use my perception to identify Spirit Herbs or to track Spirit Beast. And best of all, the bloodline will give me an advantage in combat, that doesn't lock me to one path and can be used right away Especially useful considering I don't have any form of combat training. In the lower stages, size gives a great reach advantage in the higher stages when flying becomes an issue. I can use ranged weapons. basically every range weapon ( at least the ones available on a cultivation world ). Rely on Kinetic energy, so qi Infused ranged weapon weapon + qi From cultivation + Bloodline super strength + Body cultivation = Everything in front of me turns into a fine red mist.
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u/RealTottalNooB 24d ago
Exactly also, elephants can cause earth vibrations and talk to eachother from kilometers away, great memory too, live long years and kinda impossible to have cancer cause they selfheal
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u/Jathurshan_2008 Ancient Hermit 24d ago
I would choose elephant cause it can help me to remember things and then choose monkey or scorpion.
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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Guest Elder 24d ago
Wolf and monkey obviously. I want a combination monkey wolf tail.
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u/Suah_goat Recluse Genius of the Mysterious Valley 24d ago
I choose Wolf. Divine Bloodline Celestial Moonlight Wolf
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u/Pale-Week-1188 Undying 24d ago
Scorpion: Poison path supreme + super concealment
Swordfish: Water path + sword path
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u/UnlikelyCourt973 Mysterious Benefactor 24d ago
Scorpion and swordfish. It's poisonous dart time baby.
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u/Luo_Wuji 24d ago
My human physique is an invincible path, why would I borrow other people's lineage?
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u/Templarofsteel 24d ago
Bear and elephant. I would not necessarily be especially agile, but I would be enduring, I would be strong and I would be robust. The main way to be able to develop oneself is to be able to survive long term adn aprt of that is also having the resiliency to survive a failed experiment or occaisional sabotage.
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24d ago
Bears aren't exactly slow? some of those fucks climb trees at the speed they sprint and that is faster then humans can run.
Also, do we thing elephants give buffs to int?
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u/Templarofsteel 24d ago
Possible, i mostly know i choose two bloodlinrs of muscle and bulk so my agility may suffer
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24d ago
Totally for the elephant but I think not so for the bear. Dexterity, sure. This is why we are weaker then apes pound for pound by a lot. We traded strength for dexterity.
Don't forget bears catch fish. Part of that is positioning but part of that is also reaction speed.
If i had to list a single animal/fish/insect of that list that is heads above the others it is bears. Bears are absolute monsters. They are predators that can hunt so well they fuel their bodies as omnivores that hunt and do it well enough to sit around for months in winter. It takes a lot to fuel a predictor as large as a bear. Herbivores are just bigger.
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u/Templarofsteel 24d ago
Fair enough. i chose the bloodlines for durability and resilience above all else, also both kind of called to me
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u/Jayu----------- Junior 24d ago
Crocodile ( for under water breathing and strength) 🐊
Monkey (for adaptability and intelligence)🐒
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u/Agile_Paper457 Heart Demon 24d ago
the intelligence and agility of the monkey and the strength and wisdom of the elephant
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u/UnlikelyCourt973 Mysterious Benefactor 24d ago
Scorpion and swordfish. It's poisonous dart time baby.
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u/DreamOfDays 24d ago
Bear and monkey. Mostly because if I double up on the muscle brigade beasts then I’ll be fantastic when it comes down to body cultivating a Pure Dao Body.
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u/Artillery-lover Demonic Cultivator 24d ago
bear and centipede.
I have no explanation for this. just trust me.
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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 24d ago
Wolf, Centipede, and Scorpion all look good. I kinda want swordfish tho. Picking just 2 i would go scorpion and worlf ig.
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u/Mardon82 Guest Elder 24d ago
Crocodile and Boar. It's an All rounder combination - good offense, defense, vitality and speed. Boars are adept at open battles, a Yang characteristic and crocodiles are patient hunters, a Yin characteristic.
Boars, are treasure seekers, and both bloodlines Can help digest massive amount of resources. That means abundant vitality and recovery.
While not being naturally poisonous, both are associated with it in mythology. Boars bristles and Crocodile Gallbladder's were once tought to be poisonous, as well as Boar's breath. It's not hard to also act like a Komodo Dragon.
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u/Arafell9162 Old Monster 24d ago
Monkey, for the primordial power.
Bear, for the favor of jade beauties you meet in the wilds.
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u/blackandbluesock 24d ago
Bear and Centipede, the strength and defensive capabilities of the bear bloodline are nearly unmatched, but still not overbearing like the elephants (which would be counter intuitive if you had the Centipedes bloodline as the speed gained would be engaged by the large size and slower movement to begin with), then the Centipede bloodline is clearly for the speed it offers in conjuction with the poison techniques it unlocks, giving me all around access to some of the highest tier defenses, attacks, speed, and poisons.
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u/Complex-Repeat-7167 Toad Lusting After Swan Meat 24d ago
Wolf and elephant Best combo elephant strength+fenrir wolf as evern in cultivation world the powerful wolf are fenrir or some equivalent
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u/Vladmirfox 24d ago
Wolf + Monkey
Wolf ehh closes to a fox you got
Monke SUN WUKONG shall rampage amongst the Heavens and DANCE upon the ashes of the Heavenly Court!
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u/Admirable-Koala-8400 24d ago
As an esteemed immortal well versed in 3000 daos , and who is quite fond of these mortal creatures , let me show you juniors mount tai. One of the best options would be a gu like centipede or a scorpion bloodline. But chad body cultivators choose scorpions some of the powers it can grant are :-
Regeneration (can regen entire limbs) Hard exoskeleton Radiation resistant Enhanced strength and senses Venomous stinger Can survive upto a year without any food/water. Can survive underwater.
(Scorpions are tougher , a centipede is just faster)
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u/Admirable-Koala-8400 24d ago
And as a second choice best would be either a monkey as said by a junior brother of mine, or a swordfish. Swordfish gets you greater benefits on the dao of swords and sabers. Fastest fish in the ocean. (80kmph/50mph) Goes upto 14ft in size weighing 500kgs.
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u/Siririca2469 24d ago
Why the FUCK does it have swordfish lineage and not dragon lineage, bro??? 😭😭😭😭
Aesthetically, only with wolf. But... scorpion wolf 🕵🏿🧐
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u/daemondaddy_ 24d ago
Scorpion and elephant, Imma be hard to kill and do well with poison cultivation
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u/Sora_isHere Son of Heaven 24d ago
Wolf for Alpha psychology, Battle instincts, Good senses and Elephant for Wisdom, Strength, Defence.
All my stats will be balanced. Have a top-tier Talent for Body, Spirit, and Mind Cultivation.
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24d ago
Monkey and bear. Monkeys are already way stronger than humans but they are also super agile. Bear might add a layer of fat and hair but they are also weirdly fast and strong but also stupid durable. You can be any combonation you want but the ability to move and take a hit means I will survive.
Both are also great climbers, tool users, strong, and fast.
I think picking any combo of the mammals would be a smart choice because you are reinforcing and enhancing your strengths you already have as a human. Picking scorpion or centipede probably gives you some type of venom but that should be limited to melee and then waiting for it to grind down whatever you are fighting. Can't I just hurl a rock at you and run away?
Venom and poison in melee can be considered the sharpest of sharp knives but it is probably limited to your hands and/or feet so you get a super sharp stubby knife.
I don't want a new tool. As a proud descendant of PRIME monkee I already know we can make any tool. I want a multiplier so my tools work harder for me. Tools are options and I'd want all my tools to be strong.
Side note, crocodiles are breath holders and biters with high defense. Our teeth are slanted more towards tools than weapons and I really don't want to be using one of our weakest body parts as a weapon.
Side side note. Swordfish most likely gives you underwater breathing but our lungs really don't like fluid in them so I'd image you would use up a lot of bloodline power vastly changing something as fundamental as breathing. You also get really good with the sabre. Since that is mostly how they use their nose? Slashing while swimming. What is this on land, bonus to charging slashing attacks? Do you think you grow webs between your fingers like sudo flippers?
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u/The_Yesterday_Man Well in a Frog 24d ago
Righteous Path: Wolf and Elephant, because they're both highly social pack animals. Great for being part of a sect.
Rogue Path: Crocodile and Scorpion, because they're good at hiding and doing ambush attacks (from underneath water and sand, respectively). Being a loose cultivator means a lot of risk, so being able to strike first is ideal.
Body Path: Boar and Centipede, for strength and stamina, and durability and mobility respectively.
Soul Path: Monkey and Elephant, which are the most clever animals on this list.
Poison Path: Scorpion and Centipede. Obviously.
Sword Path: Scorpion and Elephant, because of claws and tusks respectively. Swordfish might not even be that great for sword dào since it only pierces, and doesn't slash.
Spear Path: Swordfish and Boar, because the swordfish can pierce well and has a spear-like body, and boar because it can charge well, which is good for spear combat.
Personal Choice: Elephant and Boar. Tuskmaxxing.
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u/Zhangha1 24d ago
No snake option so we can't retrace the bloodline to Divine Dragon bloodline eh? Wise choice
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u/TrotskySexySoul 24d ago
Boar because wild boars are fucking insane, and crocodile because they're my favourite animal.
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24d ago
I'm not sure adding induced rage on sight of other people is a good survival trait for a cultivator
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u/TrotskySexySoul 23d ago edited 5h ago
They're tough as hell, too. Boar hunting spears were specifically developed due to the tendancy boars have to push up the length of a regular spear to gore their attacker to death, after which the boar could still get away and live.
Young masters are going to do their thing anyway, might was well be able to survive, even if it comes with agro tendancies. Plus, I think an ambush hunter like a crocodile might chill out the more aggressive side of the boar.
edit: spelling
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u/Puzzleheaded-Flow746 24d ago
Wild boar and scorpion is literally just "I will fuck around and everyone else will find out."
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u/liltwizzle Refusing a toast only to drink a forfeit! 24d ago
Bear monkey, a monkeys flexibility with a bears strength and vitality.
I will cultivate my external spear technique to absolute mastery! ,the heavens shall know my external arts surpass internal arts sevenfold!
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u/CrimsonMoonsilver Mysterious Benefactor 23d ago
Wolf + Centipede
Wolf because it comes with some of the most versatile powers (archetypally you can have both team and solo abilities (pack vs lone wolf) as well as more interesting moon related powers (any sort of moon related divination/foresight would be wonderful)
Centipede because I like it better than scorpions and pretty much every gu related ability is powerful and or esoteric (all of which is good), and poison abilities are always better to have (hard for your enemies to poison you when you're a poison cultivator)
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u/Mrs_Lockhart 23d ago
This junior would choose Crocodile and Scorpion. This junior hopes to obtain the crocodile's ability to be both in land and sea, and the scorpion's deadly venom.
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u/Oogalaboo134 23d ago
Wild boar and Bear, I can live on the bear necessities and live with no worries for the rest of my days. A problem free philosophy.
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u/Jimmy960 Pro Face slapper [Faze] 23d ago
People say that a lot, but this drawing is actually not Fang Yuan
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u/Clear-Shirt-1432 Junior 23d ago
Wolf and monkey. It's basically a werewolf monkey, so I'll be almost a saiyan.
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u/ProgenitorXiv System User Trash 23d ago
Crocodile has the potential of avatism and becoming a Jiao and then true dragon
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u/watermelonseed01 23d ago
Centipede and monkey. You could be a pretty good assassin with those 2 bloodline
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u/Gazelle_x123 23d ago
Fellow daoist, With my Moon-Devouring Demon Ape Physique (噬月魔猿体) I alone stand at the pinnacle of the mortal world and can charge straight to the heavens, piercing through the immortal realm and looking down on the peasants of the earth.
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u/Sakusei_Tsukuru 22d ago
Scorpion + Monkey for the stealth build
That, and because I can refine both bloodlines to reach: True Immortal Slaying Venomous Scorpion(literally just Scorpio, the constellation who also goes by another name: Hades) and well… Monkey King bloodline
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u/Jozef_Baca 🛑 Stop Hurting Demonic Beasts 🛑 22d ago
Wolf twice just to be able to run the 'there are two wolves inside you' joke dry
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u/thenchen 24d ago
Monkey because it is the primordial coughs blood human bloodline.
Elephant because as we all know the Elephant bloodline actually contains the secret of cultivating 100000 Dragon coughs more blood Elephant particles each with the power of 100000 Elephant particles.