r/MartialMemes Jade Beauty 3d ago

Question which dao he is following

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u/yohoniggha A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing 3d ago

People can cry but this mf is athletic af and this was actually entertaining to watch.

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u/korrako 2d ago

his actual skill isn't there yet but that's kind of irrelevant given that hes only just started, and more importantly he moves with the physicality of people who have been working at this since they were like 4

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u/Redosaurous 3d ago

New sect recruits look promising!

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u/eee5543 Keyboard Immortal 3d ago

...Speed? I think it was shown pretty clearly.

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u/lastchanceforachange Young Master Dipshit 3d ago

Junior has a martial body and very talented, just send him to upper realm for couple thousand years and forget.

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u/EvilLoliAtheist 2d ago

There are so many people hating on him but don't realize how athletic this mf is.

Really impressive

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u/shamanProgrammer 2d ago

I'd be athletic too if the Healthcare Sect would allow me to cultivate the Way of Dental Requip without having to cripple my core to even enter their clan buildings.

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u/PiercingLance26 1d ago

Not to be racial or anything, but black people in general are athletic ASF.

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u/D20blahblah Loose Cultivator 1d ago

That just stereotypes so not racist at alll

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u/PiercingLance26 1d ago

Well, nowadays when we refer to race it becomes a racial thing, so had to cover my bases lol

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u/SaaveGer 1d ago

It's a fact/stereotype so it's fine, for instance I have a black friend that had s very slim waist while she consistently and constantly eats fucking fast food

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u/GupHater69 2d ago

Honestly. I though this guy was cringe, but hes earned my respect. Ive seen a couple other clips of him doing mad impressive stuff

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u/CalestialDolphin Jade Beauty 2d ago

He’s pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.

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u/GupHater69 2d ago

Yea im gonna be honest I have no idea if this sub is satirical or if youre all just crackpots

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u/TheDoorMan1012 Mt Tai 2d ago

both

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 Supreme Dao of Yapping 🗣 2d ago

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u/n0-0ne-cares 2d ago

Crackpots lowk

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u/Expert-Diver7144 Urban Cultivator 2d ago

Hmm how about cripple yourself junior?

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u/Sad_Two_6716 2d ago edited 2d ago

You wish to test whether this venerable one’s patience is as boundless as his wrath? Cripple yourself and lock your sect’s gates for a hundred years for your insolence!

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u/Cryotivity 2d ago

if you join a discord server with them you'll learn most are racist gooners

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u/JesusAkaMohammed 2d ago

i mean he still is cringe, doesnt take away that what he does is impressive

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u/SaaveGer 1d ago

When you look past his screamy chaotic persona he is actually very impressive

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u/MobNPC Primordial Dual Cultivator Dragon with System 3d ago

Dao of Randomness

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u/BadFinancialAdvice_ 2d ago

Actually impressive. I have seen junior Speed go from a young master to a true disciple. I hope he reads more scriptures and grows more 🫸🤛

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u/JustDrinkOJ Heart Demon 3d ago

Dao of clownery

A very powerful Dao, it allows you to be extremely shameless and pretend to have proficiency in multiple Dao. If any opponent happens to believe it, the spiritual pressure they face instantly increases and against them particularly the user's pretend proficiency slowly turns into real proficiency as they get impressed.

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u/Magistron 2d ago

Why is he making these 'Hush' sounds ? They are necessary to gain and use efficiently the energy ?

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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 2d ago

it's a breath technique from the western sects, focused on explosive power

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u/Magistron 2d ago

I see, senior is truly wise.

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u/Unsleepyknight 2d ago

According to the Dao of External Arts, acts that improves performance includes; Shouting loudly to dispel nervousness and properly contract muscles, exhaling while doing any strenuous actions which provides minimal boost in performance, and any actions that basically aids in oxygen circulation and reduce strain on your blood pressure greatly helps in making sure you do not faint while exerting great force.

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u/ResponsibleJudge3172 2d ago edited 2d ago

Eastern martial arts based around strikes and quick grapples, have breathing techniques go together with the biomechanics of techniques that help time muscle movements to basically make a movement "snap into place with efficient use of force" while minimizing straining muscles and joints while maintaining maximum application of force.

In karate it's called kiai, or the application of Ki. Soft kiai is where the breathing techniques fall, while a full power move is accompanied by a scream of exhertion

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u/TheDoorMan1012 Mt Tai 2d ago

The Dao of Laughter.

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u/CRRK1811 2d ago

Him screaming the N word did it for me lol

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u/sx5qn 2d ago

this is the myriad-internal mantra, it's used to evoke inner-yang energy and mold it into sunlight-multichrome qi, technique of Short-Pale-Stallion path cultivated by Immortal Zhang Wowkie, who was famed to have created the myriad internal chant. 内内个内内个内个内个内内, 阳光彩虹小白马修法

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u/CRRK1811 2d ago

Ah, I see, a few of my kin practice it, how could I be so blind as to not see it! Though they try to make up quality with quantity, maybe that's why. Ha! May your martial journey be well!

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u/Marskidris If you move a step you will die 2d ago

I love you for this

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u/MoNkE------- 2d ago

This reminded me how athletic speed actually is like if he locked in and continued he could actually become a pro in any sport he wanted it's fucking crazy.

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u/myguykeybinderRA 2d ago

This junior has a supreme martial body.His skill still green but with Shaolin pagoda technique he will reach full boy ascension...

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u/Lone_Wanderer___ 2d ago

Dao of Nigeria

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u/sleepyss 2d ago

Whoa, I see fellow daoist is from the same homeland as I. Never thought another of my countrymen would be enlightened by the sacred scriptures

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u/Vysair Salted Fish 2d ago

Is this real?

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u/CalestialDolphin Jade Beauty 2d ago

yep, it's real

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u/Crowcuss Shitting and crying and coughing up blood 2d ago

Is this daoist from the same backwater realm as I?

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u/fakersleftnutsack Dumplings Peddler 2d ago

he's performing some ancient qigong basic manoeuvres.

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u/KAZUMA_da_great Gardener 2d ago

Venerable Speed showing off infront of ignorant juniors of dragon country.

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u/Mobile-Method6986 2d ago

Speed, Nepal, wuxia now this is a convo I wasn’t expecting to see today 🤣🤣😭

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u/Zxillie 2d ago

The dog style

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u/cain1618 2d ago

ah, this senior has seen this type of martial dao before, though it's been decades since then. this senior believes that this is the 'indomitable monkey ' martial dao. that junior, he should be a descendant from one of the hidden families in the upper realm, as i can sense the legendary monkey king's bloodline in his movement. though this senior isn't sure yet. i hope that he'd ascend soon, this senior is interested in learning more about his bloodline....

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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken 2d ago

Fellow daoist, your contribution has been removed for being racist. Please try not to fall to your inner demons.

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u/No-Government8319 Kowtow to this Grandaddy 2d ago

He is on the path to become the next dragon warrior

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u/dani3lo 2d ago

This is merely a mortal martial arts technique, no need to pay any mind to it junior

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u/moonpearlium 2d ago

This senior has honestly grown respect for junior speed's growth in the content dao as a creator, and person. I will watch his dao path with interest.

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u/sx5qn 2d ago

It's the inner-yang sunlight-multichrome short-stallion killer-move. 内个阳光彩虹小白马杀手锏。

the more you recite the inner mantra, the stronger the yang sunlight multichrome energy becomes.

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u/ChompyRiley 9 trillion km tall Mountain 2d ago

The Dao of The Grift

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u/Oraclexyz 2d ago

The Chinese irl stream is the best so far dawg

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u/Enough-Tear6938 2d ago

Damn he did those flips like it was nothing

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u/Express-Cattle-616 2d ago

Dao of Nae Nae Ga Nae Nae Ga NAE

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u/zack189 2d ago

This kid be doing side quests

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u/Firm-Ad8857 1d ago

sub sub sub

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u/CaptLameJokes 1d ago

MFers used that chinese detergent on him. xD

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u/MagicHands44 Tea enjoyer 3h ago

Seems like the dao of idgaf at a glance, but this old one's eyes aren't what they used to be

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u/EclipsedBooger 1 in a Ten-duotrigintillion Genius 2d ago

The Path of Wukong, The Monkey king!

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u/These-Industry8927 2d ago

He says which Dao, but I can’t

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u/SpectralSoulmainbody Kowtow to this Grandaddy 2d ago

Dao of black nragon

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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken 2d ago

Fellow daoist, your contribution has been removed for being racist. Please try not to fall to your inner demons.

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u/fngkxn Immortal 2d ago

Dao of rabid dog