r/MartialMemes • u/CalestialDolphin Jade Beauty • 3d ago
Question which dao he is following
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u/lastchanceforachange Young Master Dipshit 3d ago
Junior has a martial body and very talented, just send him to upper realm for couple thousand years and forget.
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u/EvilLoliAtheist 2d ago
There are so many people hating on him but don't realize how athletic this mf is.
Really impressive
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u/shamanProgrammer 2d ago
I'd be athletic too if the Healthcare Sect would allow me to cultivate the Way of Dental Requip without having to cripple my core to even enter their clan buildings.
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u/PiercingLance26 1d ago
Not to be racial or anything, but black people in general are athletic ASF.
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u/D20blahblah Loose Cultivator 1d ago
That just stereotypes so not racist at alll
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u/PiercingLance26 1d ago
Well, nowadays when we refer to race it becomes a racial thing, so had to cover my bases lol
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u/SaaveGer 1d ago
It's a fact/stereotype so it's fine, for instance I have a black friend that had s very slim waist while she consistently and constantly eats fucking fast food
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u/GupHater69 2d ago
Honestly. I though this guy was cringe, but hes earned my respect. Ive seen a couple other clips of him doing mad impressive stuff
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u/CalestialDolphin Jade Beauty 2d ago
He’s pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger.
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u/GupHater69 2d ago
Yea im gonna be honest I have no idea if this sub is satirical or if youre all just crackpots
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u/Sad_Two_6716 2d ago edited 2d ago
You wish to test whether this venerable one’s patience is as boundless as his wrath? Cripple yourself and lock your sect’s gates for a hundred years for your insolence!
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u/JesusAkaMohammed 2d ago
i mean he still is cringe, doesnt take away that what he does is impressive
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u/BadFinancialAdvice_ 2d ago
Actually impressive. I have seen junior Speed go from a young master to a true disciple. I hope he reads more scriptures and grows more 🫸🤛
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u/JustDrinkOJ Heart Demon 3d ago
Dao of clownery
A very powerful Dao, it allows you to be extremely shameless and pretend to have proficiency in multiple Dao. If any opponent happens to believe it, the spiritual pressure they face instantly increases and against them particularly the user's pretend proficiency slowly turns into real proficiency as they get impressed.
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u/Magistron 2d ago
Why is he making these 'Hush' sounds ? They are necessary to gain and use efficiently the energy ?
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u/ArrhaCigarettes Gardener 2d ago
it's a breath technique from the western sects, focused on explosive power
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u/Unsleepyknight 2d ago
According to the Dao of External Arts, acts that improves performance includes; Shouting loudly to dispel nervousness and properly contract muscles, exhaling while doing any strenuous actions which provides minimal boost in performance, and any actions that basically aids in oxygen circulation and reduce strain on your blood pressure greatly helps in making sure you do not faint while exerting great force.
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u/ResponsibleJudge3172 2d ago edited 2d ago
Eastern martial arts based around strikes and quick grapples, have breathing techniques go together with the biomechanics of techniques that help time muscle movements to basically make a movement "snap into place with efficient use of force" while minimizing straining muscles and joints while maintaining maximum application of force.
In karate it's called kiai, or the application of Ki. Soft kiai is where the breathing techniques fall, while a full power move is accompanied by a scream of exhertion
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u/CRRK1811 2d ago
Him screaming the N word did it for me lol
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u/sx5qn 2d ago
this is the myriad-internal mantra, it's used to evoke inner-yang energy and mold it into sunlight-multichrome qi, technique of Short-Pale-Stallion path cultivated by Immortal Zhang Wowkie, who was famed to have created the myriad internal chant. 内内个内内个内个内个内内, 阳光彩虹小白马修法
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u/CRRK1811 2d ago
Ah, I see, a few of my kin practice it, how could I be so blind as to not see it! Though they try to make up quality with quantity, maybe that's why. Ha! May your martial journey be well!
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u/MoNkE------- 2d ago
This reminded me how athletic speed actually is like if he locked in and continued he could actually become a pro in any sport he wanted it's fucking crazy.
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u/myguykeybinderRA 2d ago
This junior has a supreme martial body.His skill still green but with Shaolin pagoda technique he will reach full boy ascension...
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u/sleepyss 2d ago
Whoa, I see fellow daoist is from the same homeland as I. Never thought another of my countrymen would be enlightened by the sacred scriptures
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u/Crowcuss Shitting and crying and coughing up blood 2d ago
Is this daoist from the same backwater realm as I?
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u/KAZUMA_da_great Gardener 2d ago
Venerable Speed showing off infront of ignorant juniors of dragon country.
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u/Mobile-Method6986 2d ago
Speed, Nepal, wuxia now this is a convo I wasn’t expecting to see today 🤣🤣😭
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u/cain1618 2d ago
ah, this senior has seen this type of martial dao before, though it's been decades since then. this senior believes that this is the 'indomitable monkey ' martial dao. that junior, he should be a descendant from one of the hidden families in the upper realm, as i can sense the legendary monkey king's bloodline in his movement. though this senior isn't sure yet. i hope that he'd ascend soon, this senior is interested in learning more about his bloodline....
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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken 2d ago
Fellow daoist, your contribution has been removed for being racist. Please try not to fall to your inner demons.
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u/No-Government8319 Kowtow to this Grandaddy 2d ago
He is on the path to become the next dragon warrior
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u/moonpearlium 2d ago
This senior has honestly grown respect for junior speed's growth in the content dao as a creator, and person. I will watch his dao path with interest.
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u/MagicHands44 Tea enjoyer 3h ago
Seems like the dao of idgaf at a glance, but this old one's eyes aren't what they used to be
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u/Kyriios188 Ascended Chicken 2d ago
Fellow daoist, your contribution has been removed for being racist. Please try not to fall to your inner demons.
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u/yohoniggha A Sheep in Wolf's Clothing 3d ago
People can cry but this mf is athletic af and this was actually entertaining to watch.