r/MartialMemes • u/Quirky-Position-7988 • 1d ago

Question Fellow daoists, can a handsome young master also be considered A jade beauty?

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u/Doomword 1d ago edited 1d ago

You may not like it Daoists but this is what peak jade beauty physique looks like

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 Supreme Dao of Yapping 🗣 1d ago

u/FurinaFootWorshiper 1d ago

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 Failed to see Mt Tai 1d ago

Smh idiot minion that's a 'shroom. Specifically it looks like a Stropharia Caerula (blue roundhead). You probably shouldn't eat them, their edibility is unknown

They're also much more common to find growing around the place than bananas, especially in Europe or America

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u/FurinaFootWorshiper 1d ago

This is the full meme actually

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 Failed to see Mt Tai 1d ago

Gru's showing off his freshly foraged mushrooms ☺️☺️ such a wholesome image! It's always good to see an amateur mushroom hunter spread joy! It's nice to teach your friends about your hobbies 😁

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u/Overall_Lime1535 1d ago

u/NouLaPoussa Pro Face slapper [Faze] 1d ago

No sauces ? I see your 9 generation have lived long enough ?!

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u/Quirky-Position-7988 1d ago

I stole… uhm I mean i borrowed this meme from some gentleman. So sorry no sauce…

u/BothersomeBoss 1d ago

Junior…! My Yang Rod! It’s reacting strongly to this profound image! I might just ascend to the heavens!

u/SteampnkerRobot Jade Beauty 1d ago

It would not as the traditional word for it is “jade handsome”

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u/KaimsWorld Women will only affect the speed of drawing my sword! 1d ago

Hmm what if the young mastsr is more to the feminine side? Will it be jade beauty or jade handsome?

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u/FineWin3384 1d ago

If anyone has too much yin energy ima put my yang rod in them so not possible

u/Alternative-File-162 1d ago

Foolish question junior brother!! Jade beauty isn't in what lies in the outside. Jade beauty, it's in our minds, in our dao hearts and in the friends we made along the way. Nevermind whether or not they have a yang rod, they will become this Young Master's jade beauty!!!

u/Love-that-dog 1d ago

Yes. That’s half the power couple in Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

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u/starlight576 Jade Beauty 1d ago

Impudent! Lan Zhan is the jadest beauty that ever jaded! He can never be compared to this... this... this... HMP!

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u/nyonlobotomyscars 8h ago

Really... Compare the clouds in the sky with the wet mud under our feet

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u/terrexchia 8h ago

He IS one half of the Twin Jades of Lan after all

u/humantanchan Forgotten Prodigy of the Forbidden Arts 1d ago

Is this new kind of transmigration I am not familiar with?

u/Luffy-kun007 1d ago

That's not a jade beauty that's a protein Angel right there

u/KpecTHuk Dao of Brainrot 1d ago

She is Granite beauty

u/Mr_anonymous2007 Junior 1d ago

The dao of "looks female enough" is something this junior can never master, I apologise senior

u/severalpillarsoflava Killer of Chickens and Dogs 1d ago

Would

u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 Heroin Alchemist 1d ago

u/Sora_isHere Son of Heaven 1d ago

Here the souce :Cultivators immortal is my sister

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u/Usual_Theme Mt Tai's Senior Desciple 1d ago

Give Up, don't run, don't talk, offer your hands and I will cut it where you stand.

(Fellow daoist the transmission is cursed, don't click it.)

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u/Sora_isHere Son of Heaven 1d ago

You demonic sect spy don't spread false rumours.the name of scripture is correct I swear on my Dao heart.

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u/Tk1010101 17h ago

u/LEGITPRO123 Carp Leaping Over the Waterfall 1d ago

Source

u/IncarnationOfT4Paths Immortal 1d ago

(translation talisman)

Mmm, that determined young man brings back memories of the past. It reminds me of my old friend Luna Azul, when he discovered his younger brother wearing women’s clothes. As the old tongues say:

“A man is only free when he frees his body from the prison that is the world”.

u/Dr-Mantis-Tobbogan Mt Tai 1d ago

I'm leaving this subreddit because of all the hornyposting.

You children genuinely make me too sad.

u/StrikingPatience8664 Immortal 1d ago

When I’m not told the source of this beauty