r/MartialMemes • u/Saint_Kuro Friendly Sect Uncle • 1d ago
Shitpost Monday Chinese MC needs no reason to start a massacre
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u/LiveEatSleep123 1d ago edited 1d ago
Your loud festival caused 1% disturbance in my secluded cultivation progression. Choose your Dynasty's end.
A) 100000% inflation, shifting of industries to other Nations and super high bills.
B) Disease of lungs spread through air via living creatires.
C) Zhang San
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u/gamer21661 Yan Xiao, not related to Xian Yan 17h ago
Who is Zhang san
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u/DarkAndStormy-Knight 15h ago
Do not utter his name so callously fellow Daoist
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u/Independent_Class339 11h ago
I am an invincible warrior from another world traveling world after world for a worthy opponent, so who might this cultivator be??
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u/rocksoffjagger 5h ago
I think you meant "casually."
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u/DarkAndStormy-Knight 4h ago
Indeed. I seem to have made a mistake. Perhaps my system malfunctioned or perhaps it was my mind. Forgive this Junior's incorrect utterance.
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u/rocksoffjagger 4h ago
Break both your legs and sever your cultivation and this father might spare your clan from extermination!
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u/DarkAndStormy-Knight 4h ago
Only if you could throw me a leg-growing elixir afterwords your benevlolence.
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u/Li-Fan Beyonder 1d ago
Is there a novel with a literal name like courting death
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u/smokeyphil 1d ago
Magic ball ball say: You may rely on it
Weirdly i cant actually find any wuxia/Xianxia/Martial Arts/even vaguely china flavoured anything but there are a number of legal drama novels and at least one book looking at the death penalty and the US supreme court
Did find this blank notebook which is kind of cool though https://www.amazon.com/Youre-Courting-Death-Journal-Chinese/dp/B0DH4ZV8TN/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3HCKCFEA4AK2O&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.AScyvIBpyQ-UeZ-hRzl8JA.14i0wz99d_bqx9wt1SfTQeU5k1RBGMN3H3qneK3Yc7w&dib_tag=se&keywords=courting+death+cultivation&qid=1743808302&s=books&sprefix=courting+death+cultivation%2Cstripbooks-intl-ship%2C151&sr=1-1-catcorr i wonder where they stole the image from :P
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u/Fluffy_Fan3625 Heroin Alchemist 1d ago edited 1d ago
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u/HanWsh 1d ago
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u/CalligrapherFit9059 20h ago
loll hahahahahga😂😂😂
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u/Sanjubaba07 Mysterious Benefactor 23h ago
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u/EmployWise609 Immortal 1d ago
Li Qiye out there playing with a juniors and killing sects the moment he succes fully baited out a justification. (Justification, is often the discples are arrogant and stupid, so the sect deserve to die for not teaching better)
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u/masteraceKitten 20h ago
rinse and repeat for thousands of chapters, forever fighting youngsters and triggered when someone not liking him
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u/marty4286 Toad Lusting After Swan Meat 23h ago
Guys we need to do something about the lack of Mongolian novels
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u/Imaginary-Weird2625 18h ago
The average politics of a xianxia novel are like a cartoon fight in a dust cloud
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u/PlasticArmadillo5609 13h ago
"I kill because I was betrayed"
"I kill because my ego was hurt"
"oh cool materials"
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u/Fekweedlord Crippled genius 22h ago
reminds me how in solo leveling when sung suho was choosing his weapon and talked about how the daggers were cliche
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u/TechySage Dumplings Peddler 1d ago
"am a CEO Oppa with a driver and my friend is a billionaire"